why do I kinda want to make an animation to this

I quited the whole thing in 1 whole day lol

Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

I look so cute and pink!
I'm at your door I think
But this is not a standard love letter delivery!
I'm a greeting feline missionary

Hello Kitty has come to your front lawn!
We're here to tell you bout miracles that she has done
Like did you know she created all colors?
When she was born and destroyed the world on accident

We're sure to you that that sounds a bit violent
In your suburban 3 bedroom barbie house
With a dog and two and a half daughters
But we assure you! She's harmless when not ticked off

Hello Kitty will come to your front lawn!
She will compel you to look cute and do her bidding
Like us kittens, for we represent her
Thirst for expansion and rhinestoning all you love

Sing with us as we sing all her praises!
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please be interested
Your soul's style is at risk for damnation (That's right)
Really really real damnation 
Your color vision is thanks to Hello Kitty (Mhmm. that's true actually)
Thank her because they're so pretty
We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please please please please
Please Please Please be interested 

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Repeat after me kitties!
We are definitely, absolutely, and totally not a cult!
Hello Kitty and all related characters are copyright of Sanrio Incorporated, and the views expressed in this song are not those of Sanrio Incorporated or any other affiliated properties.
Sanrio Incorporated does not share the views of the Church of Latter-day Kitties, and they are not associated in any professional manor
Sanrio Incorporated's lawyers have sent a cease and desist to the Church in question, for infringement of copyrighted material not falling under the category of fair use

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Scene Sixteen

Join my cult to Hello Kitty!

I think it's really cool
That you're 25
You drink, do drugs, smoke cigarettes
You're old enough to drive
You pick me up, take me out
Say you wanna make me shout
You say you wanna take a trip inside, but
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
You say you love my body
You think that I'm a hottie
You love the way I rock
Wanna beat me with your cock
When we're kissing at my mom's
Sometimes you try and feel my thong
But you know that it's wrong
I don't want your dirty talk 'cause
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I'm just sixteen (ha-ha)
I'm just sixteen (fucker)
I'm just sixteen (you like that bitch?)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I don't even have a license
I don't even have a license
I don't even have a license
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I'm just sixteen (ha-ha)
I'm just sixteen (fucker)
I'm just sixteen (you like that bitch?)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail

Sixteen (Ayesha Erotica Cover)

Sweet Sixteen 
Not so sweet at all
Smells like perfume
And alcohol 

Red lips and 
Cake batter smeared walls
You taste like sugar
And menthols

Who even invited you?
And why didn't you leave when I told you to?
This party scene is new to you
So why, wallflower, did it call to you? 

The music ain't going slow
So hold my hand baby it's a rodeo
It's too much for you and I told you so,
So why didn't you go when I said to go?

Sweet Sixteen 
Not so sweet at all
Smells like perfume
And alcohol 

Wet lips and
Writing on the walls
You taste like shit
This room's too small

I'm way too drunk it's way too hot
You're so damn done I'm so damn not
I'm choking on cupcakes and scotch
You're bittersweet and too damn hot

Who even invited you?
And why didn't you leave when I told you to?
This party scene is new to you
So why, wallflower, did it call to you? 

The music ain't going slow
So hold my hand baby it's a rodeo
It's too much for you and I told you so,
So why didn't you go when I said to go?

SCENE SIXTEEN
GET FREAKY
GET DRESSED UP 
DRESSED DOWN KINKY
SCENE SIXTEEN
COME SAVE ME
ORGANZA NIGHTMARE
HATE ME

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

I turn heads not recognition but in interest
I am trendsetting but I put myself on Pinterest
Glamorous addiction to attention im delicate
But only from behind, to the front, you're irrelevant

Bold, brash, and flashy, I'm catching your eye
Cold cash and backstreets, in fast cars I drive
I know the owner so let me inside
I'm a celebrity let me inside 

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

Desperate un-famous
You know you hate us!
Sickly and dying
Why are you trying?

Antidisestablishmentarianism
Eloquently reading I write and you listen
Hopelessly underground supernova star
Punching the clock all while raising the bar

Insomniac poet I write 'stead of sleeping
Anarchist maniacs scream 'stead of singing
And nothing will ever kill me on the top
Im in -vincible -vulnerable -visible Not

A pawn for you to play in your game
A cash cow hooker to pay for my fame

I make my own songs
I'm a self sufficient art farm
Churning out hits 
That will rot in the chart barn 

Honestly viewership means jack shit to me
The lucky few that hear my words they mean everything to me
I love you, but distance is the making of a popstar
Allergic to authentic, I'm synthetic, Roxie anti Hart

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

Desperate un-famous
You know you hate us!
Sickly and dying
Why are you trying?

I'm a relic of the past
Living breathing in your hands
Dreadfully pretty and attached
To the old decrepit glam

If I were any older you'd know my name
I'd be your teenage dream myspace fame 
And you know how I crave that stage
So get out of my spotlight.

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

Desperate un-famous
You know you hate us!
Sickly and dying
Why are you trying?

Desperate un-famous

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow 

Tell you what when you come by the bus
You're not ready to party with us 
Your scene-rat scene's been seen before
Shake your ass; it'll open the door

Welcome to the land of fame excess
Where pariahs cover the floor
Walk where you will while they offer a taste
Of success, make haste, 
To make it, pick up the pace

Everybody bleeds but the living's for us
Vampire lover you can drink all my blood
Shark food baby you smell like fresh meat
Metallic ink bounces off the beat

Sick beats
Beat sneaks
When you're rolling with me

Roll Green
Cash weed
Like Melissa Marie

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow

The tempo sets you free, one one one 
Hot girls drink for free, no one one
Knows sincerity, nine one one
Some one come for me, no one one

No one's heard your plea
You begged so desperately
You wished that you were me
No one's listening

No one listen to a word that I say
We can dance, do shots, scare the horror away
And the DJs hot; you're a whore anyway
I'm dumb bubble pop, just ignore what I say, okay?

Sick beats
Beat sneaks
When you're rolling with me

Roll Green
Cash weed
Like Melissa Marie

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow

This shit is pointless practice
Fuck shit up; poise-less, tactless
We are the experts at this
Follow us, we you're atlas

Sick beats (sick beats)
Beat sneaks (beat sneaks)
When you roll with me, When you roll with me!
Roll green (one and)
Cash weed (two three)
Like Melissa fucking Marie

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow

Sick beats
Beat sneaks
When you're rolling with me

Roll Green
Cash weed
Like Melissa Marie

Old Hollywood Lightshow (Like Melissa Marie)

I've got school in the morning but I couldn't really care
Right now I'm doing makeup and im teasing up my hair
Picking out an outfit and a little matching set
Prying eyes love me I'm so gorgeously upset
So come online tonight cause I've got a new schtick
So horny for attention I'll pretend to like your-

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace 


Anonymous star of Omegle dot com
The Headlining freakshow of Stickydrama
Cause hopeless romanticism is something you can sell
I'm cashing in on crying I'm the beautiful unwell

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Maya Malice

Got my graphic tee and jeans on hella tight
Diamond necklace on with studded belts we gettin wild tonight
Six digits on my friends list got me seeing stars
Seatbelts off, call the cops
(Wait, who’s driving the car?)

All these haters call me crazy ‘cause they wish they were me
Never know about the things that they never see
Party’s over, all alone, laying on the floor
(But that’s the life that you live when you’re a MySpace whore)

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace

MYSPACE WHORE!!! (feat. Maya Malice) (Album Version)

Wake Up bitch, c'mon and get your ass out of bed
we're going out I found a show on the internet

It's some band who thinks they're punk, hope it's something good
Never heard of em but fuck it i want something to do

Do my hair and I can do your makeup too
I've got new leggings and my old ass favorite shoes
Put on some glitter and I'm sure they'll notice you
let's Get dressed and blow the roof off your Subaru

oh yeah and you're driving im already drunk

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

Holy shit look at the sky, what's the fuckin time?
Can't believe that that was good, now it's just midnight
But no one go, I know a place I can get us in
Just crowd like crazy and act like you're all my friends

HEY EVERYBODY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CLUB TONIGHT!
THE DJS FRIENDS ARE HERE SO WE GON DO IT ALL NIGHT
BE CAREFUL IF YOU DARE CAUSE CRAZY BITCHES WILL BITE
LET'S MAKE A RIOT OF THIS DANCEFLOOR SET THIS SHIT ALIGHT

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!
Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!


Well oh Well I think it's three Am Again
my makeups ruined and I look like im fucking dead
but for a corpse you know i look pretty fuckin good
lets keep going till we're six feet under foot

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

WAKEUPBITCH!!! (Album Version)

It was a classic raver romance
If there's ever such a trope
She was a neon yellow 
Cutie and was showing friends the ropes 

The DJ played a song I hadn't heard
In quite a while
Then BOOM like bass the butterflies
Cause I got to see her smile 

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do

She knew my band my face
We shared the same horrific taste
It was amazing hearing 
All her eclectic habits were mine

This girl could be my bride
We see exactly eye to
I am close to exploding
I've never loved no one this much before

She gave me a bracelet 
With a painted lady charm
She told me it's different from Monarchs
But really I just love to hear her talk

She said PLUR with a kiss
I can still taste her lipstick
And margaritas and the 
Fruity drinks she's helping me to try

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do
Why's it always butterflies in stomachs lined with wine
When I'm around you? 

It's those damn butterflies
I feel so fuckin high 
I can't keep the rhythm going
Steady when my hearts so damn fast

And I know I need to act
Cause girl like ribbon wings you're floating
Just above my desperate empty grasp

Darling you make me sick
You're laugh's parasitic
I can feel you growing on me
With every single fleeting dance

So come here girl
Let's make tonight
The first time of 
A million times

So come here girl
Let's make tonight
The first time of
A thousand times

It's those damn butterflies
We touch and I can fly
So come here girl
Let's make tonight 
The first time of
A thousand times

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do
Why's it always butterflies in stomachs lined with wine
When I'm around you? 

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do
Why's it always butterflies in stomachs lined with wine
When I'm around you?

(im such a fraud i am literally not romantic at all)

Butterflies

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die

Been a fucked up fucking week but you've heard it all before
I'm pulling out eyelashes waking up on bathroom floors
I'm trying not puke and you're standing at my door
But if we're going out, here's how I am gonna roll

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die

Were keeping shit going cause tonight we're going hard
I'm dancing up on people like I flunked from Julliard
This little heartbreaker's got my number on a card
Let's keep this show going this depravity is art

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die

(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm stealing your booze and I'm stealing your bitch
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) You don't need both I know you're filthy fucking rich
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm getting her off while you take off on your yacht 
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) And somehow she's wetter than your filthy fucking yacht
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm stealing your booze and I'm stealing your bitch
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) You don't need both I know you're filthy fucking rich
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm getting her off while you take off on your yacht 
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) And somehow she's wetter than your filthy fucking yacht

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die

D.G.A.F.T.I.D.

Whassup bitches it's a fucking birthday track
Y'know like Dart Darling?
Except with 12 less songs and about a third of the talent

One step, two step
Now you're gettin it
I'll show you how to dance 
Don't even stress it

I'll give you a night you will never forget
Cause when you party with us man
It's gonna be sick

Slide to the right now slide to the left
Fear is something that is hard to accept
Is it worth the reputation you try to protect?

Now come with me cause we don't have much time left 

Tearing up the dancefloor
we party together
Glasses in the air
Make this night last forever

If we have a shot, yeah
You know that we'll take it
Despite our circumstances
We'll make it, we'll make it

Rock to the beat now
Bouncing on your feet now
Go and turn the party up
We dancin in the street now

Rise from your seats now
Baby pour some shots out
Go and turn the speakers up and make it make a big sound

ALL THE PEOPLE 
PARTY'S GOING CRAZY
TAKE A DEEP BREATH MAN 
ITS GONNA BE OKAY

EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
Take a deep breath man
It's gonna be okay

Alright I wanna see everybody out on the dancefloor come on

All my scene kids!
Put your hands in the air
Get crunk get crazy like you just don't care

And my emos!
Rockin fresh band flare
hXc 2step to the sound of the snare

All my punk kids!
Tearing up the pit
Move out the way or you're gonna get hit

And my goth kids!
Rockin spooky ass fits
Got that vampire style when you're hittin that shit

And my E-kids out here straight romancin
Tearing up the club with their Tik Tok dances

Grunge kids rockin their flannel jackets
Underground hits that defy the masses

Everybody on the dancefloor bring the heat
Busting sick dance moves getting down to the beat

Fuck it all my scenecore bitches
Go ahead and bring it in
It's an all night party 
Everybody's getting in

Seventeen (We Made It)

hiii it's Dart Darling
uh im like super busy now cause I'm dead or whatever
leave a message after the beep

Uprooting upheaving the rot rot
Cause were all dolled up and we're hot hot
We're DOA in a Mercedes-Benz
We're a landfill barbie, biohazard kens
It's the lastest craze on the boulevard
You walk up to the cliffs and jump right off
Reanimations just titillating
And I know you love these titties ladies

We smell like viva, tequila, formaldehyde
We like makeup and shopping and suicide
Cheerleader eater in the back of a hearse ride
Put your hands up for the Dead Girl party life
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN

We decked out in couture -ture
And we know how you always want more more
I heard from a birdy living under your skin
About the way that you watch and you're dreaming of sin
I've got something of a calling from a higher power
To make whores from the tops of radio towers
And if you're hearing this my signal's reached to you
Cause I want you to dance like the way I do

Put your tits to the front and your ass to the back
Your provocation is a two front attack
You get lost in the music till you're all but gone
And you never come back, you're dumb by dawn
I know that you wish that you were like me
So cmon babe join my horde, my zombies
The party don't start till we walk in
So you better stay close if you wanna get in

We smell like viva, tequila, formaldehyde
We like makeup and shopping and suicide
Cheerleader eater in the back of a hearse ride
Put your hands up for the Dead Girl party life
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN

dead girls have more fun
dead girls have more fun
(laughter)
it's gotta be something like that, hold on...
WE DON'T WANNA THINK WE WANNA TRASH THIS BITCH
AND WE DON'T WANNA TALK YOU CAN SUCK THIS DICK
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE GIVE CRUNKCORE SNOBS
SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND POLISH FOR THEIR KNOBS
ART IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE WHO KILLED HER
FOR MARKETING PURPOSES I HIT HER WITH MY CAR
WE DON'T WANNA THINK WE WANNA TRASH THIS BITCH
AND WE DON'T WANNA TALK YOU CAN SUCK THIS DICK
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE GIVE CRUNKCORE SNOBS
SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND POLISH FOR THEIR KNOBS
ART IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE WHO KILLED HER
FOR MARKETING PURPOSES I HIT HER WITH MY CAR
ART IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE WHO KILLED HER
ART IS DEAD AND DARLING FUCKING KILLED HER

We smell like viva, tequila, formaldehyde
We like makeup and shopping and suicide
Cheerleader eater in the back of a hearse ride
Put your hands up for the Dead Girl party life
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN

Crunk's UnDead?

Dead Girls Have More Fun

Hi I'm Dart I'm a scene kid who loves crunkcore and hates quality control. It's free to download my shit but it's funnier if you pirate it. I wanna see my bullshit on Limewire.

Join my cult to Hello Kitty!

Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3

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