Very fun EP, I keep coming back to it. It owns

Wake Up bitch, c'mon and get your ass out of bed
we're going out I found a show on the internet

It's some band who thinks they're punk, hope it's something good
Never heard of em but fuck it i want something to do

Do my hair and I can do your makeup too
I've got new leggings and my old ass favorite shoes
Put on some glitter and I'm sure they'll notice you
let's Get dressed and blow the roof off your Subaru

oh yeah and you're driving im already drunk

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

Holy shit look at the sky, what's the fuckin time?
Can't believe that that was good, now it's just midnight
But no one go, I know a place I can get us in
Just crowd like crazy and act like you're all my friends

8 bars of talking

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!
Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!


Well oh Well I think it's three Am Again
my makeups ruined and I look like im fucking dead
but for a corpse you know i look pretty fuckin good
lets keep going till we're six feet under foot

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

WAKEUPBITCH

GO CRAZY GO STUPID
GET CRUNK AND PUT YOUR HIPS INTO IT

It's that bitch
Dart Darling
And you've seen me, 
I'm the scene queen of darkness

And ironically erotically of heartless
Skinny bitches that'll eat out ur heart

And I heard that you wanted a track list
Full of crunk and not that summertime sadness
So scene kid summer droppin crap hits
My mic cracks harder than my Lux kit 

Doing shit for the nostalgia 
Grainy pics like underwater
A Dsi in a dirty mirror
A Razr camera ain't never been clearer
But it's clear to me we need a refresh
A vacation, day-trip, and a new dress
Bust out some glitter and let's regress
Let's party it down and play some Cash Cash

We've been too damn hot in the too damn cold
Wearing shutter shades in the great indoors
Doing our homework like we're lame and old
Our youth is for fun but we're stuck in the mold
But this summer is different; I can smell it in the air
The suns a disco, wanna be out there
Pour me a cup and set the volume to blare
Lets get drunk and play The Millionaires

(again but screaming)

We've been too damn hot in the too damn cold
Wearing shutter shades in the great indoors
Doing our homework like we're lame and old
Our youth is for fun but we're stuck in the mold
But this summer is different; I can smell it in the air
The suns a disco, wanna be out there
Pour me a cup and set the volume to blare
Lets get drunk and play The Millionaires

Sc3n3 K1d Summ3r XP

can't hear you through the phone
when she's trying not to moan 
cause ive got those thigh headphones like
la la la la la lala la

when she's screaming my name
back to my bedframe
cause I've got your girlfriend singing like
la la la la la lala la 

You're screaming shit through the phone 
About when she's coming home 
And I just can't let her go like
la la la la la lala la

when she's screaming my name
back to my bedframe
cause I've got your girlfriend singing like
la la la la la lala la 


It's a lowkey kind of night, with sneakers and a tight dress
She's giving me eyes from across the room: she dances to impress
I heard she had a girlfriend, but that's really not my business
So I'll buy her a drink I think I might've peaked her interest


I take her to my bed
Her face is all red
She's pinker than my Zebra Print bedspread

Don't even lock the door
My shirt is on the floor
She's telling me she wants me and I think I want her more 

Don't be too loud but don't be shy
Just close your eyes and come inside 

You know I really just wanted to apologize to you
Cause I know you really thought you had something special with this girl 
And I'm feeling kinda bad about it

But then I remember 
How often she complains about you
And I suddenly don't feel bad anymore

And like maybe it's super petty
To write a song
To tell you I banged your girlfriend 

But I really couldn't think of a better 
Or funnier way to do it so
Count this as my formal apology 
Sorry not sorry

Darling

Banging ur gf 4K

I've got school in the morning but I couldn't really care
Right now I'm doing makeup and im teasing up my hair
Picking out an outfit and a little matching set
Prying eyes love me I'm so gorgeously upset
So come online tonight cause I've got a new schtick
So horny for attention I'll pretend to like your- 

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Anonymous star of Omegle dot com
The Headlining freakshow of Stickydrama 
Cause hopeless romanticism is something you can sell
I'm cashing in on crying I'm the beautiful unwell

Got my graphic tee and jeans on hella tight
Diamond necklace on with studded belts we gettin wild tonight
Six digits on my friends list got me seeing stars
Seatbelts off, call the cops 
(Wait, who’s driving the car?)

All these haters call me crazy ‘cause they wish they were me
Never know about the things that they never see
Party’s over, all alone, laying on the floor
(But that’s the life that you live when you’re a MySpace whore)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maya Malice : 
https://mayamalice.newgrounds.com/
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCbo-86gVVH3lviWNFoCLrCw


MYSPACE WHORE!!! feat. Maya Malice

Don’t want it as bad as them,
Yeah don’t want it as bad as them,
Don’t want it as bad as them,
Wonder if you tried what you’d look like then

So you got a taste of fame?
When StickyDrama’s hollerin your name
Cause Photoshop ain’t your only fix

S.I.F ass mother fucker,
Maybe it’s trains or maybe it’s luck
Or maybe you’re just sucking Tom’s dick
(Oh my god!)

Getting tipsy with your friends
(You’re not real)
Bullied on the internet
(Can’t be as tough as steel)
Wondering when this shit will end
Don’t know how to feel
Because you’ll never be like them
(Never be real)

Take it or leave it not much more to say,
Aesthetic Perfection isn’t too far away,
Say you can’t see it, but it’s as clear as day,
You can’t see bones through grainy photos anyway

Don’t care, don’t care
Don’t listen to you
Don’t care, don’t-
They’ll never listen to you

PC4PC or whore for whore
They weigh less while you’re eating more
Try all you want but you’ll never be them
Never gonna back down it’s never gonna end

PC4PC or whore for whore
Don’t even try unless you know for sure
Right all along or just being mean?
That’s how it works when you’re in the scene

JUNKOREXIC

Yeah we gettin' crazy bitches
Yeah we gettin' lit man
See your eyes up on me bitch yeah
Malice is the shit man

Pullin up with my crew 
lookin fly as fuck
got our tight jeans, poofy hair
Yeah you're outta luck

Poppin bottles, going crazy
See us dancing, so amazing
Know you can't resist us baby
So can you maybe-

Drop it low bitch
I know bitch 
I feel it in the air

Take it slow
feel the flow
like you just don't care

Goin wild
I like your style
With your teased up hair

See your smile
Wait a while
Yeah we're almost there

Girls up on us, hot like a sauna
Bitch you want it, yeah we got it
Just being honest, we got, we flaunt it
Hand her loose paper with my digits on it

Dj turning up the music
Make the people fucking lose it
Getting crunk and getting boozed yeah
Make the people fucking lose it

GET CRUNK, GET CRUNK
MOTHERFUCKER GO AND TURN THE MUSIC UP
GET CRUNK, GET CRUNK
YEAH YOU KNOW THAT WE'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH

Party In The Crunk Trunk

I think it's really cool
That you're 25
You drink, do drugs, smoke cigarettes
You're old enough to drive
You pick me up, take me out
Say you wanna make me shout
You say you wanna take a trip inside, but
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
You say you love my body
You think that I'm a hottie
You love the way I rock
Wanna beat me with your cock
When we're kissing at my mom's
Sometimes you try and feel my thong
But you know that it's wrong
I don't want your dirty talk 'cause
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I'm just sixteen (ha-ha)
I'm just sixteen (fucker)
I'm just sixteen (you like that bitch?)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I don't even have a license
I don't even have a license
I don't even have a license
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I'm just sixteen (ha-ha)
I'm just sixteen (fucker)
I'm just sixteen (you like that bitch?)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail

Scene Sixteen

Sixteen (Ayesha Erotica Cover)

Sweet Sixteen 
Not so sweet at all
Smells like perfume
And alcohol 

Red lips and 
Cake batter smeared walls
You taste like sugar
And menthols

Who even invited you?
And why didn't you leave when I told you to?
This party scene is new to you
So why, wallflower, did it call to you? 

The music ain't going slow
So hold my hand baby it's a rodeo
It's too much for you and I told you so,
So why didn't you go when I said to go?

Sweet Sixteen 
Not so sweet at all
Smells like perfume
And alcohol 

Wet lips and
Writing on the walls
You taste like shit
This room's too small

I'm way too drunk it's way too hot
You're so damn done I'm so damn not
I'm choking on cupcakes and scotch
You're bittersweet and too damn hot

Who even invited you?
And why didn't you leave when I told you to?
This party scene is new to you
So why, wallflower, did it call to you? 

The music ain't going slow
So hold my hand baby it's a rodeo
It's too much for you and I told you so,
So why didn't you go when I said to go?

SCENE SIXTEEN
GET FREAKY
GET DRESSED UP 
DRESSED DOWN KINKY
SCENE SIXTEEN
COME SAVE ME
ORGANZA NIGHTMARE
HATE ME

Wake Up bitch, c'mon and get your ass out of bed
we're going out I found a show on the internet

It's some band who thinks they're punk, hope it's something good
Never heard of em but fuck it i want something to do

Do my hair and I can do your makeup too
I've got new leggings and my old ass favorite shoes
Put on some glitter and I'm sure they'll notice you
let's Get dressed and blow the roof off your Subaru

oh yeah and you're driving im already drunk

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

Holy shit look at the sky, what's the fuckin time?
Can't believe that that was good, now it's just midnight
But no one go, I know a place I can get us in
Just crowd like crazy and act like you're all my friends

HEY EVERYBODY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CLUB TONIGHT!
THE DJS FRIENDS ARE HERE SO WE GON DO IT ALL NIGHT
BE CAREFUL IF YOU DARE CAUSE CRAZY BITCHES WILL BITE
LET'S MAKE A RIOT OF THIS DANCEFLOOR SET THIS SHIT ALIGHT

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!
Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!


Well oh Well I think it's three Am Again
my makeups ruined and I look like im fucking dead
but for a corpse you know i look pretty fuckin good
lets keep going till we're six feet under foot

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

WAKEUPBITCH!!! (Album Version)

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die

Been a fucked up fucking week but you've heard it all before
I'm pulling out eyelashes waking up on bathroom floors
I'm trying not puke and you're standing at my door
But if we're going out, here's how I am gonna roll

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die

Were keeping shit going cause tonight we're going hard
I'm dancing up on people like I flunked from Julliard
This little heartbreaker's got my number on a card
Let's keep this show going this depravity is art

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die

(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm stealing your booze and I'm stealing your bitch
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) You don't need both I know you're filthy fucking rich
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm getting her off while you take off on your yacht 
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) And somehow she's wetter than your filthy fucking yacht
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm stealing your booze and I'm stealing your bitch
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) You don't need both I know you're filthy fucking rich
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) I'm getting her off while you take off on your yacht 
(D.G.A.F.T.I.D) And somehow she's wetter than your filthy fucking yacht

Throw fucks up to the sky
Get tipsy you and I
Get frisky don't be shy
DGAF-ing til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die
Don't give a fuck tonight
Don't give a fuck til I die

D.G.A.F.T.I.D.

Whassup bitches it's a fucking birthday track
Y'know like Dart Darling?
Except with 12 less songs and about a third of the talent

One step, two step
Now you're gettin it
I'll show you how to dance 
Don't even stress it

I'll give you a night you will never forget
Cause when you party with us man
It's gonna be sick

Slide to the right now slide to the left
Fear is something that is hard to accept
Is it worth the reputation you try to protect?

Now come with me cause we don't have much time left 

Tearing up the dancefloor
we party together
Glasses in the air
Make this night last forever

If we have a shot, yeah
You know that we'll take it
Despite our circumstances
We'll make it, we'll make it

Rock to the beat now
Bouncing on your feet now
Go and turn the party up
We dancin in the street now

Rise from your seats now
Baby pour some shots out
Go and turn the speakers up and make it make a big sound

ALL THE PEOPLE 
PARTY'S GOING CRAZY
TAKE A DEEP BREATH MAN 
ITS GONNA BE OKAY

EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
Take a deep breath man
It's gonna be okay

Alright I wanna see everybody out on the dancefloor come on

All my scene kids!
Put your hands in the air
Get crunk get crazy like you just don't care

And my emos!
Rockin fresh band flare
hXc 2step to the sound of the snare

All my punk kids!
Tearing up the pit
Move out the way or you're gonna get hit

And my goth kids!
Rockin spooky ass fits
Got that vampire style when you're hittin that shit

And my E-kids out here straight romancin
Tearing up the club with their Tik Tok dances

Grunge kids rockin their flannel jackets
Underground hits that defy the masses

Everybody on the dancefloor bring the heat
Busting sick dance moves getting down to the beat

Fuck it all my scenecore bitches
Go ahead and bring it in
It's an all night party 
Everybody's getting in

Seventeen (We Made It)

Hi I'm Dart I'm a scene kid who loves crunkcore and hates quality control. It's free to download my shit but it's funnier if you pirate it. I wanna see my bullshit on Limewire.

WAKEUPBITCH

Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3

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