Shutter Shades, Check.
Skinny Jeans, Check.
Band Tee, Check.
You stupid scene faggot.
High tops, Check.
Studded belt, Check
Weird hair, Check.
You stupid scene faggot.

You stupid scene faggot. x12


You're such a rip-off that you're velcro.
You could invent your own style, but you'd probably fail though.
Just leave it to a scene kid to show you how to do it.
But you're so ignorant that I'll prolly say screw it.
you knew it, when you first saw me
that I just graduated, got a hot degree.
and Yeah that was clever, but here's something better,
together we adventure, I get pleasure from your treasure, uh.
I came to bring the pain but you faggots are insane with
the words you're saying it brings some pain to my brain.
refraining from complaining is something unheard of
ignoring all the warnings like a child in love
with a girl he never gets, so he waits there a bit,
wait I'm talking about you so i'mma quit spittin' 
'bout the key that won't fit, anything you wanna admit?
Like you just got told by this "scene faggot?" UH.

It's a mystery how you think you can step to me.
Have you even seen the scene you stupid drama queen?
I keep undercover, James Bond.
Me and your girl stay covered, having fun.
I make my own beats, and I defeat the elites.
You're so cheesy I wipe your grease off my cleats.
No cheats, but the power's overwhelming.
and I'm so hot I think your girl is melting, and
she dreams of me when she's with you.
She wishes you were a program and had an undo.
curfew, she'll be back by never.
'cause I hate to break it to you, but you're nothing but a hater.
even better that I didn't even have to try to get her
she just rolled on over saying "what would you prefer?"
I said "drop those panties" so I could raid her like a raider.
Lookin' for my condiments like a damn cheese grater.

Stupid Scene F*gg*t (Rerecorded!)

Nickasaur! is a Crunkcore Singer/Songwriter from Los Angeles. This is the third track off his EP 'Rawr' released in 2008

Nickasaur! - Xoxo

Yea Im The Sex

Rocket Ship To The Moon

I've got school in the morning but I couldn't really care
Right now I'm doing makeup and im teasing up my hair
Picking out an outfit and a little matching set
Prying eyes love me I'm so gorgeously upset
So come online tonight cause I've got a new schtick
So horny for attention I'll pretend to like your- 

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Anonymous star of Omegle dot com
The Headlining freakshow of Stickydrama 
Cause hopeless romanticism is something you can sell
I'm cashing in on crying I'm the beautiful unwell

Got my graphic tee and jeans on hella tight
Diamond necklace on with studded belts we gettin wild tonight
Six digits on my friends list got me seeing stars
Seatbelts off, call the cops 
(Wait, who’s driving the car?)

All these haters call me crazy ‘cause they wish they were me
Never know about the things that they never see
Party’s over, all alone, laying on the floor
(But that’s the life that you live when you’re a MySpace whore)

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Maya Malice : 
https://mayamalice.newgrounds.com/
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCbo-86gVVH3lviWNFoCLrCw


MYSPACE WHORE!!! feat. Maya Malice

Dart Darling back at it again with the dead girl schtick

We'll be young and stupid forever
We'll be dumb cause it's fun for forever
Here in hell parties don't freeze over
Can't help thinking (I Wish We Were Older)

Cracks break out but the feelings mutual
Breaking down after years stuck in neutral
What am I saying?
This is paradise
Drinks are free cause money don't run afterlives
Meet the band cause we're not unusual
Just been rotting since pre-MJs funeral
Take my hand, not too tight, cause the waters fine
You'll float too if you believe in harmless lies

Cause here in hell I'll be seventeen forever
We'll be drinking till we can't read a letter
We can party and they ain't gonna stop us
Can't be thinking with no brains, try and stop us
We'll be young and stupid forever
We'll be dumb cause it's fun for forever
Here in hell parties don't freeze over
Can't help thinking (I Wish We Were Older)

Step to the plate in your favorite funeral shoes
Show your love with lilies, black and blue
Look around see the way that we come alive
Aren't you proud of mistakes that you try to hide?

Meet the band cause Darling we're so cute
Evens out the looks that feel so cruel
How are you doing?
Have we done too much?
That's how I know that you aren't one of us

Strike that chord and paint it black
Can't wait till the vulture birds attack
We went for 10 good fucking years
I hope you missed us baby
(Scream at me and)
We wrote this song for you
Like that makes any difference
(Scream at me)
Hurt me kiss me tease me
Better yet just scream at me and say (Scream at me and say)

Cause here in hell I'll be seventeen forever
We'll be drinking till we can't read a letter
We can party and they ain't gonna stop us
Can't be thinking with no brains, try and stop us
We'll be young and stupid forever
We'll be dumb cause it's fun for forever
Here in hell parties don't freeze over
Can't help thinking (I Wish We Were Older)

Original song by Metro Station
Remix and new lyrics by Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3

Crunk's UnDead?

Wish We Were Older

Happy Friday the 13th and Happy Halloween!

(Don't touch him! Touch him and I kill you)
(You can't kill me; I'm not alive)

There is a theory bout
Where we go when we die
That the Catholics pedal
With the spirits in the sky
But I think hot girls;
We never really die
Through our processes our consciousness will be online
Hot Girls Never Die
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive
Hot Girls Never Die 

Part of the synthesizer lives in my head
Where the speakers out the graveyard stay raising the dead
"Dart Darling! Crunk's UnDead?"
Bet you never heard of her
Bet you'll never be like them

I am part of the machine that makes you move your feet
I am each and every one of you beholden to the queen
I am the queen
I am the hive minding shuffling
To what we can't observe
For what we are uncovering (I'm whatever you want me to be)

There is a theory about 
Where we go went we die
That there's mockery of
Sins like lust and greed and pride
What would I know? 
I'm just a party girl
I wanna see it when I'm uploaded outside the world
Hot Girls Never Die
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive
Hot Girls Never Die 

Sex Doll
Sensual
It's all Pre-textual
Tell me that you want me babe
Dystopia's so sexual
It's high conceptual
Capitulate susceptible 
Immobilized and silicone
It's anti-intellectual

Buy me trade me sell me use me
Be the thing that you wish you'd be
I can't stand it when you to-ou-o-ouch me
There's errors in my head
You carry me to bed
You cannot kill me if I'm already dead

There is a theory about 
Where we go when we die
That its clean and pure and
Expulsive and deathly white
Modern architecture seems to it pretty well
Think I'm living in a digital teenage hell
Hot Girls Never Die
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive
Hot Girls Never Die 

Just a machine-ine-ine-ine

(01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01001101 01000101)
(Zero One Triple zero One One Oh
Zero One Zero One Zero One Zero One
Zero One Triple zero zero One Oh
One oh Zero One Zero One oh
Oh Zero Oh oh One One Zero One
Oh One Triple Zero One Zero One)

SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKIN HEAD
KILL ME KISS ME FUCK ME DEAD
ROTTING BREATHING HEART MACHINE
I AM WHAT REMAINS UNSEEN
SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKIN HEAD
KILL ME KISS ME FUCK ME DEAD
I see fucked up little dreams
I see things that no one else sees

What do you think happens when we die?
(I THINK WE DECOMPOSE I THINK OUR MAMAS CRY)
Wh-wh-what do you see behind our plastic eyes?
(I THINK I SEE THE SUN I WISH THAT I COULD CRY)

Hot Girls Never Die (There is a theory bout where we go when we die)
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive (There is a theory bout where we go when we die)
Hot Girls Never Die 

(Oops! I think your saved game is corrupted. Just kidding!)

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Sampled voice credits (In order):
Ben Lambert
Bryan Dechart
Barbara Weber-Scaff

You can't kill me, I'm not alive

Scotty Vanity - Lets Go To The Mall

Take My Picture J Bigga feat. Dot Dot Curve

Third studio album, plus the instrumentals released in the later, digital-only 'deluxe edition'.

Epic (Deluxe Edition)

Innocent High

Lovestruck

Hi I'm Dart I'm a scene kid who loves crunkcore and hates quality control. It's free to download my shit but it's funnier if you pirate it. I wanna see my bullshit on Limewire.

You can't kill me, I'm not alive

Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3

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