6 - PR Disaster Survival

9 - Sean Bonnette

los torneos golpean diferente

tourney bangers three

Automotive Industry

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/lilcargoshort
Art By: www.instagram.com/jackdoestheart/ OR twitter.com/Honk_B_Clowne

CHARACTER REPRESENTED: #04 Princess Bubblegum

The candy kingdom's own Princess Bubblegum has dropped down to say hello! Being an eccentric and intelligent leader with the power to commit multiple war crimes against humanity, she's loved amongst her people, as well as "The Kingdom of CN," whatever that is. Sporting a few sources she's chosen to her liking, hopefully for her sake the monarchy remains in her favor, and the opponent doesn't go all "French Revolution" on her, if you get what I'm saying, haha!

-Songs in the bubblegum pop / disco pop genre
(American Boy, Primadonna, Say So)

-Songs related to candy and sweetness
(The Sweet Escape, Lollipop, Cookie Run OST)

-Songs related to royalty
(King Princess, Fallen Kingdom, Trap Queen)

-CN Related Media
(Bacon Pancakes, Drift Away, Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summer)

Track Sources:
Marina and the Diamonds - Primadonna (Bubblegum Pop)
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape (Sweetness)
CaptainSparklez - Fallen Kingdom (Royalty)
Adventure Time - Island Song (CN Media)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Sweetness)
Kendrick Lamar, Jay Rock & Future - King's Dead (Royalty)
Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta (Royalty)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Sweetness)
The Amazing World Of Gumball - We Enjoy It While We're Kids (CN Media)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Disco pop)
Estelle - American Boy (Disco pop)
Steven Universe - Stronger Than You (CN Media)
Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch(Bubblegum pop, Candy)
Robbie Williams - Candy (Candy)
Gwen Stefani - Bubble Pop Electric (Disco pop, Sweetness)


The Lore Transcripts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U-n8-bG63ItikrJg0NGFzNHs0Dir_1BNdjvzzggPyKY/edit?usp=sharing

The Next Vote: Wait… where is it?

The Discord: discord.gg/Wj85uj3j

Sweet Kingdom

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 012 - PANTS MAN ]

- Songs from or associated with Valve games and their communities, and songs used by an0nymoose, Raijuko or in popular SFM videos
(Team Fortress 2, Portal 2, Half Life 2, CS: Go, etc.)
(How Low, STARSTRUKK, Amestris Military March, Sea Cat Restaurant Lilly, etc.)
- Songs made by Ludacris, as well as songs relating to fighting games and boxing
(Act A Fool, Get Back, Stay Clean, Rest Of My Life, Smash Bros, etc.)
(Brawl Opening, Lifelight, Meta Crystal, Flat Zone 2, etc.)
- Songs relating to food
(Cake By The Ocean, Watermelon Sugar, BURNT RICE, Stir Fry, etc.)
- Songs relating to pants and other types of clothing
(Fancypants Adventure, My Adidas, Hat 2 Da Back, Suit & Tie, etc.)

Sources:
Smash Bros Ultimate - Masked Dedede (Valve/Smash)
Hammer Man - Soldier vs Masked Spy (Valve)
James Newton Howard - Space Jam (Valve/an0nymooose - Slam Jam)
Hey Santana - Potaxio Remix (Food)
CarRaxX - TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP (Valve)
MowtenDoo - Bonkumiru (Valve)
Philip OnBread - SEPTEMBER FIRST (Valve)
Ludacris - Move Bitch (Ludacris)
Captain Jack - Dream a Dream (Valve - Pop it, Don't Drop it)
Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris - Baby (Ludacris)
Sonic CD - Boss (Valve - Homero vs Vegetta)
John Cena - The Time Is Now (Boxing)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Valve/SFM - Five Nights in Shrek's Swamp: The Shrekoning of '87)
Vandoorea - Freeze Freeman Freeze! (Valve)
Aquacycle - Hello Gordon (Valve)
Delak - You got backstabbed in the wrong neighborhood (Valve)
Europe - The Final Countdown (Boxing)

Arrangement: @megalo-my-dog-boi
Art: Gueta189
Stock: ElectroCV

El Dia Era Gay

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Mr. Monopoly & Julius Pringles, Mitt Romney
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Songs used:
Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Economical-Related Topics [Business]/MITT ROMNEY - Dancing)
ABBA - Money, Money, Money (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Economical-Related Topics [Money])
Rare Americans - The Moneyz (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Economical-Related Topics [Money]/MITT ROMNEY - America)
Fortnite - Electro-Fied (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Competitive Media)
Freshy Kanal - King Julien vs. King Louie (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Freshy Kanal/MITT ROMNEY - Positions of Power)
Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (MITT ROMNEY - 2010s Hits)
Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance - It Has To Be This Way (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Common Misconceptions)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg (MONOPOLY & PRINGLES - Rap Battles)
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3. MR. MONOPOLY & JULIUS PRINGLES
- Freshy Kanal, his collaborators & other rap battles/diss tracks
- Food, with a focus on snack foods & common misconceptions
- Economics-based topics, tabletop games & competitive media
- People with fancy/funny mustaches

7. MITT ROMNEY
- CollegeHumor, anyone/anything featured on it & artists parodied by CollegeHumor
- PSY, 2010s Hits & K-Pop
- Politics, America, Positions of Power & Republican artists
- Dancing & Things relating to/associated with white people

non ☆ fungible ☆ dancing ☆ night

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: The Bricks, GORED IN GREED
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Songs used:
Melanie Martinez - Cake (GORED WITH GREED - Food)
TryHardNinja - Take Back The Night (THE BRICKS - Minecraft)
Madeon - You're On (THE BRICKS - Madeon)
J.M.B. - Toby Fox Vs. Scott Cawthon (GORED WITH GREED - Rap Battles)
Joji - Sanctuary (THE BRICKS - Herobrine Tracks)
Minecraft - Pigstep (THE BRICKS - Minecraft)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (THE BRICKS - Synthpop/GORED WITH GREED - Economical-Related Topics: Money, Economy, Capitalism)
Jason Segel, Walter - Man Or Muppet (THE BRICKS - Media with ARGs [The Muppets])
Gwen Stefani ft. Akon - The Sweet Escape (THE BRICKS - Mashup Week Tracks)
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3. GORED WITH GREED
- ꜰʀᴇꜱʜʏ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ, ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʙᴏʀᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ & ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴀᴘ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇꜱ/ᴅɪꜱꜱ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋꜱ
- ꜰᴏᴏᴅ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ ᴏɴ ꜱɴᴀᴄᴋ ꜰᴏᴏᴅꜱ & ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴍɪꜱᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴꜱ
- ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍɪᴄꜱ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄꜱ, ᴛᴀʙʟᴇᴛᴏᴘ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ & ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ
- ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ/ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴛᴀᴄʜᴇꜱ

8. THE BRICKS
- Madeon, his collaborators/associated acts & synthwave/synthpop
- Minecraft, sandbox game composers & its parodies
- ARGs & media featuring them
- Songs used in popular Mashup Week tracks, or any tracks featuring MAD/EON or Herobrine

Reflection In The Night

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Brendon Spongie, FROZEN IN HELL
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Songs used:
K'Naan ft. Adam Levine - Bang Bang (FROZEN IN HELL - Pop Rap)
Panic! at The Disco - High Hopes (BRENDON SPONGIE - P!ATD)
Imagine Dragons - Enemy (BRENDON SPONGIE - Pop Rock)
Panic! at The Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It (BRENDON SPONGIE - P!ATD)
Glass Animals - Heat Waves (FROZEN IN HELL - Heat)
Lil Nas X - Panini (FROZEN IN HELL - Lil Nas X)
Owl City - Waving Through a Window (BRENDON SPONGIE - Theatre)
Spongebob Squarepants - The F.U.N. Song (BRENDON SPONGIE - Spongebob)
Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars - Billionaire (BRENDON SPONGIE - P!ATD Collaborators)
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2. FROZEN IN HELL
- ʟɪʟ ɴᴀꜱ x & ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴀʀʟᴏᴡ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʙᴏʀᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ & ᴛʀᴀᴘ/ᴘᴏᴘ ʀᴀᴘ
- ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀꜱꜱᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ/ʜᴇᴀᴛ, ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ & ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀꜱ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ 10/ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ 100
- ᴊᴀɪʟ/ʟᴀᴡ, ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ & ɢᴀʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ
- ʏᴛᴘᴍᴠꜱ & ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛꜱ ꜱᴀᴍᴘʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʀᴏʙᴏᴍɪ

6. BRENDON SPONGIE
- Panic! At The Disco, its members & their collaborators, or other pop-rock artists
- The Spongebob franchise, artists featured in it & other Nickelodeon media
- Theatre/performing arts
- Determination, hopes, & people who are simple

Straight Through The Heat

track by barrel (https://soundcloud.com/friendthebarrel)
art by eno, altali, gam and fifi- why is that so many

#24 - The Fleek // drip too much

dogs look like this. sorry

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE…
- Rap, Hip-Hop and Diss Tracks
- Trap, Phonk and other sub-genres of Hip-Hop
- Ironic Meme and Post-Irony Culture
- Canines, Clothing, Drip/Flex Culture and Materialistic Items/Desires
- Fitness, Sports, and people that are cooler then You
BUT CAN PULL MUCH MORE THAN THAT! 

//

DVRST - CLOSE EYES (Phonk)
FriendTheBarrel - Cloaked Figure Remastered (Clothes, People cooler than you [me])
Migos, 2 Chainz - Deadz (Trap)
what da dog doin' (Dogs)
Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY (Trap, Ironic Meme Culture)
Lil Baby, Gunna - Drip Too Hard (Trap, Clothes)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
SSJ9K - The Saiyan Walk (Trap, Ironic Meme Culture)
Fetty Wap, Remy Boyz - 679 (Trap)
Alphacat - Barack Obama "Back to Back" (Trap, Diss Tracks)

By Any Means Necessary

TRACK BY @papasmurftherealone
ART BY @papasmurftherealone

CHARACTER - Papa Smurf

Gee, fellows! Quite rowdy here, ain't it?

Kanaria - QUEEN (Those who know more than you/Leaders/Positions of authority)
Lil Darkie - GENOCIDE pt. 4 (Genocide)
Kendrick Lamar ft. Jay Rock - Money Trees (Forests/Nature)
Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (Smurf media)
Bruno Mars - Treasure (Artists in Smurf media)
Dr. DOATK - Victory! Mr. Uncanny (Hot men: Mr. Uncanny)
Family Guy - A Bag of Weed (Hot men: Brian Griffin/Alchemy)
Dr. DOATK - Victory! THE COMEDIAN (Hot men: Adam Conover/Conspiracy theories/Sex./Knowledge/Those who know more than you/OP characters in popular media/Leaders of any kind)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Elders/Hot men: Biff Chitlins, according to himself)
Tan Bionica - Ciudad Magica (Magic, i think its in the title. Fuck you, I'm Papa Smurf, I can make any pull I want)

私の人生、ベイビー

full collab: https://soundcloud.com/tintn-2/everything-will-be-okay
track by me(im not gonna link my sc you're already here bro)
art by eno deren (twitter.com/Enoderen)

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED:
OMORI, SUBCONSCIOUS INSANITY, IFUNNY, DJOLE, POP CULTURE, RALSEI SMOKING WEED, WALLSPIN, DRIP TOO HARD, GALACTIC HOLE

Songs/SFX used:
Foreign Gnomes, Cazok - Feisty Flowers (Omori - Indie RPGs)
Deltarune Explosion SFX (ralsei smoking weed - Deltarune)
TBH "Yipee!" (Wallspin - :wahee:, iFunny - Memes)
One-T - The Magic Key (Pop Culture - Pop Culture Samples, drip too much - Rap)
High Pitched Laugh SFX (iFunny - Memes)
Trapaholics "Damn Son, where'd you find this?" Tag (drip too much - Trap, Galactic Hole - Sampled by Galactic Hole)
Galatic Hole "OK!" SFX (Galactic Hole)
I Wanna Be The Guy Pre-Final Boss Cutscene (I Wanna Be The Stinky - IWBTG)
Sr Pelo - Touhou Project ~ The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (subconscious insanity - Touhou)
Something. (Omori - OMORI)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Galactic Hole - Sampled by Galactic Hole, Soundclown, drip too much - Rap, ralsei smoking weed - Deltarune Repainted)
Laughing Baby Bubbling Remix (music that make me giggle and jump, hehe!)
Pedro Silva - Flouring With You (Omori - OMORI)
Madeon - All My Friends (Pop Culture - Madeon)
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams (drip too much - Trap, Omori - Mental Processes)
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (iFunny - Memes, drip too much - Trap, Ironic Meme Culture, ralsei smoking weed - Ironic Meme Culture)
Porter Robinson, Madeon - Shelter (Pop Culture - Madeon, Galactic Hole - Artists Sampled by Galactic Hole)
Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake - King's Dead (iFunny - Memes, drip too much - Trap)
Galactic Hole - this sucks, I'm sorry (Galactic Hole - Galactic Hole woah crazy)
Harvey Rothman - The Elephant's Foot of Obnoxious Music (I Wanna Be The Stinky - LeatherIceCream)
BotanicSage - Waters of Megalovania (ralsei smoking weed - Toby Fox, Galatic Hole - Artists Sampled by Galactic Hole, Mashups, Wallspin - Mashups, Pop Culture - Mashups)
Eminem - Rap God (Galactic Hole - Eminem, drip too much - Rap, I Wanna Be The Stinky - Incomprehensible Lyrics)
Oasis - Champagne Supernova (Wallspin - Oasis)
YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Make No Sense (drip too much - Trap)
Toby Fox - THE WORLD REVOLVING (ralsei smoking weed - Toby Fox, Wallspin - Spinning, Omori - Indie RPGs)
Toosii, Fivio Foreign - spin music (drip too much - Trap, Wallspin - Spinning)
Skiff - Memed To Life (Pop Culture - Madeon, iFunny - Memes, Galactic Hole - Mega Mashups, ralsei smoking weed - Toby Fox, Omori - Indie RPGs, Wallspin - Mashups)
Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs (Subconscious Insanity - Memories)
Saster - Confronting Yourself (ralsei smoking weed - Toby Fox related stuff, fucked up and EVIL parodies of beloveded characters, I Wanna Be The Stinky - LeatherIceCream References)
Danny Gonzalez - My Dad is Rich (subconscious insanity - Vampires, drip too much - Trap)
Sean Kingston - Take You There (Galactic Hole - Artists Sampled by Galactic Hole)
Modest Mouse - Float On (Wallspin - Neil Samples)
Princess Sylvysprit - AN APPLE DISASTER!! (Subconscious Insanity - Touhou, ralsei smoking weed - Toby Fox)
ytpmv elf (ralsei smoking weed - Gay People, Pop Culture - Gay People, Wallspin - Gay People   	iFunny - Memes)
Jami Lynne - You Were Wrong. Go Back. (Omori - OMORI)
oni boy - #omoridrip (Omori - OMORI, drip too much - Trap, Clothes)
Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation (Wallspin - Lemon Demon, I Wanna Be The Stinky - Incomprehensible Lyrics, ralsei smoking weed - Deltarune Repainted)
Vicetone, Tony Igy - Astronomia (iFunny - Memes, Wallspin - Dancing)
Lena Raine - Confronting Myself (I Wanna Be The Stinky - Indie Platformers, ralsei smoking weed - fucked up and EVIL parodies of beloveded characters)
Martin Solveig, Dragonette - Boys & Girls (Pop Culture - Pop Culture Samples, Wallspin - Confessional Love maybe)
bo en - my time (Omori - OMORI)
Jami Lynne - GOLDENVENGEANCE (Omori - OMORI)

i omor

UH OH! // there is no tournament name

Passenger 6 – PR Disaster (Athena P & Ro Ramdin)
-PBS Kids media, edutainment, and other shows or games targeted at young kids (Arthur, Sesame Street, The Backyardigans)
-Internet comedians and social media funnymen (JacksFilms, Danny Gonzalez, Abdul Cisse)
-Analysis, overanalysis, theorizing, conspiracies, paranoia, and songs related to media with WAY too many theories (Science Blaster, Touch Tone Telephone, FNAF)
-Songs popularized by TikTok or Vine (Mia Khalifa, Super Idol, Why You Always Lying)

Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Internet Comedians, Conspiracies, Paranoia)
Adam Ruins Everything Theme (Internet Comedians, Overanalysis)
Barenaked Ladies - The Big Bang Theory (Theories)
Kevin Temmer - Somebody Else (Funnymen? Not sure if I'd count him, Paranoia)
Fat Damon - Fred Astaire (Internet Comedians)
Tobuscus - Viral Song (Internet Comedians, Analysis, Theorizing)
Lazytown - You Are A Pirate (Early Childhood Media)
Danny Gonzalez & Drew Gooden - We Are Not The Same Person (Internet Comedians, Funnymen, Conspiracies: They are the same person.)
Nick Lutsko - Give Me A Show On Nick Jr (Funnymen, Early Childhood Media)
The X Files Theme (Vine, Overanalysis, Conspiracies)
Martha Speaks Theme (PBS Kids)

Just The Two (One?) Of Us

Passenger 6 – PR Disaster (Athena P & Ro Ramdin)
-PBS Kids media, edutainment, and other shows or games targeted at young kids (Arthur, Sesame Street, The Backyardigans)
-Internet comedians and social media funnymen (JacksFilms, Danny Gonzalez, Abdul Cisse)
-Analysis, overanalysis, theorizing, conspiracies, paranoia, and songs related to media with WAY too many theories (Science Blaster, Touch Tone Telephone, FNAF)
-Songs popularized by TikTok or Vine (Mia Khalifa, Super Idol, Why You Always Lying)

SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster (like the entire 3rd source lol)
The Backyardigans - Castaways (Early Childhood Media, TikTok)
JacksFilms - Twitter For Android (Internet Comedians)
Athena P Intro (Funnymen)
Lemon Demon - Funkytown (Internet Comedians, Paranoia)
CollegeHumor - End of the World (Internet Comedians, Conspiracies: The end is nigh!)
Ro Ramdin Outro (Internet Comedians)

Captain's Notes: Y'know these two have like, literally nothing in common but they manage to still have super similar vibes. Kinda weird.

Victory - PR Disaster

Passenger 9 – Sean Bonnette
-AJJ’s music, punk, and its subgenres (Knife Man, The Clash, The Mountain Goats)
-Death, killing, crime, and sharp objects (Everybody Dies, Murder On My Mind, Broken Glass)
-Insanity, craziness, drugs, and alcohol (Where Is My Mind, Crazy Train, Drunk)	-Rebellion, politics, chaos, and counterculture (Sunday Bloody Sunday, This Is America, F Tha Police)


TheLivingTombstone - Drunk (Alcohol)
Will Wood - Dr. Sunshine Is Dead (Death, Chaos?)
AJJ - The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving (AJJ, Death, Alcohol, Crime: Drunk Driving)
My Chemical Romance - Dead! (Punk, Death)
The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (Punk)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (Killing, Sharp Objects, Crime)
Penelope Scott - Dead Girls (Politics, Death)
YNW Melly - Murder On My Mind (Killing, Crime)
South Park - La Resistance (Rebellion, Politics)
Green Day - Basket Case (Punk, Insanity)
AJJ - Growing Up (AJJ)

Guess Who Just Murdered Michael Jordan!!

Passenger 9 – Sean Bonnette
-AJJ’s music, punk, and its subgenres (Knife Man, The Clash, The Mountain Goats)
-Death, killing, crime, and sharp objects (Everybody Dies, Murder On My Mind, Broken Glass)
-Insanity, craziness, drugs, and alcohol (Where Is My Mind, Crazy Train, Drunk)
-Rebellion, politics, chaos, and counterculture (Sunday Bloody Sunday, This Is America, F Tha Police)

Alec Holowka - Die Anywhere Else (Death, Counterculture)
AJJ - We're All Gonna Die (AJJ, Death)
AJJ - Temple Grandin (AJJ, Killing, Rebellion)
Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper (Death)
Matt Bennett - Broken Glass (Sharp Objects)
AJJ - Do, Re, & Me (AJJ)

Captain's Notes: Wow, for looking like the friendliest guy here he sure as hell has some of the edgiest sources. Weird.

Victory - Sean Bonnette

(F4C. BRENDON SPONGIE)

- P!ATD, its members/collaborators, artists in the Pop Rock & Electropop genres
(LA Devotee, Viva La Vengeance, High Hopes, Say Amen)
(iDKHOW, Falling in Reverse, Fall Out Boy, Travie McCoy)
(Paramore, The Beatles, David Bowie, Imagine Dragons)

- Nickelodeon, artists featured on it, determination & hope
(Stadium Rave A, (I Guess I) Miss You, Drake and Josh, Danny Phantom)
(The Flaming Lips, They Might Be Giants, The Ramones, Snoop Dogg)
(Field of Hopes and Dreams, Don't Stop Believin', Hold On, Lean on Me)

- The Apocalypse/Doomsday, musicals/the performing arts, & broadway stars
(The Mitchells vs. the Machines, Breath of The Wild, 2012, Fallout: New Vegas)
(Hamilton, Baby It's You!, Victorious, Glee!)
(Lin-Manuel Miranda, Daveed Diggs, Ethan Slater, Brian d'Arcy James)

- Water, the ocean & its inhabitants
(Fire and Water, Subnautica, Summer Rain, Ocean Man)
(Jaws, GAY FROGS, 海の暗い深さ, The Mariner's Revenge Song)

- Identity, self image, friends & friendship
(Celeste, We R Who We R, Born This Way, Roar)
(We Are Your Friends, A Friend Like Me, Why Can't We Be Friends, You Got A Friend in Me)
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Songs used:
Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive (Determination)
Rivers Cuomo - Backflip (Pop Rock)
Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Water/Determination)
Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me (Self-image)
Panic! at The Disco - This Is Gospel (P!ATD)
Panic! at The Disco - High Hopes (P!ATD)
John Oliver - Eat Shit, Bob!: The Musical (Musicals)
Death Note: The Musical - Secrets & Lies (Musicals/Theatre)
Set It Off - Killer In The Mirror (Pop Rock/Water)
Ember McLain - You Will Remember (Nickelodeon)
The Backyardigans - Castaways (Nickelodeon)
Creature from the Krusty Krab - Super-Sized Patty (Unused) (Nickelodeon)
The Wandering Hearts - Fire And Water (Water)

at most, you tried.

Vlad: The clot thickens... I'm in need of a duet, and you're the only other passenger around. Don't worry, I don't bite.
Sean: Ahaha, I get it, nice one. And yeah, sure, I don't see why not!
Vlad: Splendid! You won't regret working with me, I've really found that blood cells.
Sean: Man, you know a lot of blood puns don't ya?
Vlad: Correct. They're certainly my type.
Sean: ...Ok, now you're kind of overdoing it.

Passenger 3 - Vladimir
-Songs related to Riot Games media, MOBAs, and artists that have collaborated with Riot (Here Comes Vi, DOTA, Porter Robinson)
-Songs about words and songs primarily filled with wordplay or puns (Word Crimes, Bonfire, Oh Bo)
-Vampires, blood, and cults (Vampire Weekend, BLOODMONEY, Propane Nightmares)
-The undead and immortality (Re: Your Brains, Thriller, I Don’t Wanna Live Forever)

Passenger 9 – Sean Bonnette
-AJJ’s music, punk, and its subgenres (Knife Man, The Clash, The Mountain Goats)
-Death, killing, crime, and sharp objects (Everybody Dies, Murder On My Mind, Broken Glass)
-Insanity, craziness, drugs, and alcohol (Where Is My Mind, Crazy Train, Drunk)
-Rebellion, politics, chaos, and counterculture (Sunday Bloody Sunday, This Is America, F Tha Police)

Both:
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Cults / Death)
League match found sfx (League / Insanity, Craziness)
Against the Current - Legends Never Die (League / Death)
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive (Riot Collaborator / Death)
Weird Al - Word Crimes (Words / Crime)
Falconshield - Nothing to Forgive (Riot Fansong, MOBAs / Rebellion, Chaos)
AJJ - Do Re and Me (Cults / AJJ)
Pitbull - So Sorry (Wordplay / Crime)
Nicki Taylor - Vi the Piltover Enforcer (League / Punk)
Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nicky 2 (Undead / Death)
Plentakill - Surrender this Game (Riot Fansong, MOBAs / Killing)

Vladimir:
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (Riot Collaborator)
Instalok - Yasuo (Riot Fansong, MOBAs)
W2D - Blood For Sex (Blood)
K/DA - Villain (League)
Tally Hall - & (Words)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Wordplay)

Sean Bonnette:
Weird Al - Don't Download This Song (Crime)
Garfunkel and Oates - Weed Card (Drugs, Politics)
Bowling for Soup - 1985 (Punk)

Nice Penta Mate!

Passenger 9 – Sean Bonnette
-AJJ’s music, punk, and its subgenres (Knife Man, The Clash, The Mountain Goats)
-Death, killing, crime, and sharp objects (Everybody Dies, Murder On My Mind, Broken Glass)
-Insanity, craziness, drugs, and alcohol (Where Is My Mind, Crazy Train, Drunk)
-Rebellion, politics, chaos, and counterculture (Sunday Bloody Sunday, This Is America, F Tha Police)

Twirl - My Future Broken Heart (Punk: New Wave)
AJJ - Children of God (AJJ)
Billy Cobb - 1955 (Punk: Pop Punk)
Payday 2 - And Now We Run! (Crime <-- honestly highkey iffy on this and not the kinda thing I'd pull for him normally. should it count? Might be offsource)
Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out (Relevant Offsource)
Rusty Cage - Family Friendly Noose Song (Counterculture, Rebellion, Death)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (Sharp Objects, Death, Killing)
AJJ - Keep On Chooglin' (AJJ)
Nena - 99 Luftballons (Punk: New Wave, Politics)
Lemon Demon - Knife Fight (Sharp Objects)

Longing For Simpler Times

Ro: Oh hey, it's one of the few people here who's actually a respectable human being.
Sean: I'm assuming that's meant to be a compliment. So, uh, thanks?
Athena: Yo yo yo wait wait wait, hold on, is that a rabbit you've got there?! Hoooly shit I didn't realize pets were allowed on, that's sick, what's its name??
Sean: His name's Stormy. And I don't think they do, actually. Not surprising they didn't stop me, though. Pretty sure the fact that one dude was allowed to bring guns should tell you the level of security they've got here.

Passenger 9 – Sean Bonnette
-AJJ’s music, punk, and its subgenres (Knife Man, The Clash, The Mountain Goats)
-Death, killing, crime, and sharp objects (Everybody Dies, Murder On My Mind, Broken Glass)
-Insanity, craziness, drugs, and alcohol (Where Is My Mind, Crazy Train, Drunk)
-Rebellion, politics, chaos, and counterculture (Sunday Bloody Sunday, This Is America, F Tha Police)

Passenger 6 – PR Disaster (Athena P & Ro Ramdin)
-PBS Kids media, edutainment, and other shows or games targeted at young kids (Arthur, Sesame Street, The Backyardigans)
-Internet comedians and social media funnymen (JacksFilms, Danny Gonzalez, Abdul Cisse)
-Analysis, overanalysis, theorizing, conspiracies, paranoia, and songs related to media with WAY too many theories (Science Blaster, Touch Tone Telephone, FNAF)
-Songs popularized by TikTok or Vine (Mia Khalifa, Super Idol, Why You Always Lying)

Both:
Lessons in Crime - Analysis Paralysis (Crime / Analysis)
YourFavoriteMartian - White Boy Wasted (Alcohol / Internet Comedians)
Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Insanity / Paranoia, Conspiracies, Internet Comedians)
Mike Park - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (Punk: Ska Punk, AJJ for some fucking reason / Early Childhood Media)
Gus Johnson - Bad Marijuanas (Drugs / Internet Comedians)
Danny Gonzalez - Help Let Me Go (Crime: Kidnapping / Internet Comedians)

Sean Bonnette:
Shawn Mendes - Stitches (Death)
Penelope Scott - Rat (Politics, Counterculture)

PR Disaster:
LazyTown - We Are Number One (Early Childhood Media)
The Key of Awesome - Electronic Wuss (Internet Comedians)

There's A Universe Where Elon Musk Never Bought Twitter

Passenger 6 – PR Disaster (Athena P & Ro Ramdin)
-PBS Kids media, edutainment, and other shows or games targeted at young kids (Arthur, Sesame Street, The Backyardigans)
-Internet comedians and social media funnymen (JacksFilms, Danny Gonzalez, Abdul Cisse)
-Analysis, overanalysis, theorizing, conspiracies, paranoia, and songs related to media with WAY too many theories (Science Blaster, Touch Tone Telephone, FNAF)
-Songs popularized by TikTok or Vine (Mia Khalifa, Super Idol, Why You Always Lying)

Pokemon Scarlet&Violet - Sada & Turo Battle theme (Conspiracies: lol endgame spoilers for the game but iykyk, Too Many Theories)
W2D - War Season (Too Many Theories)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Internet Comedians)
CollegeHumor - We Didn't Start The Flame War (Internet Comedians, Overanalysis)
Nicholas Fraser - Why You Always Lying? (Vine, Analysis, Paranoia)
ASi - You Who Love 105C (TikTok)
The Backyardigans - Castaways (PBS Kids, TikTok)
Tomska - Everybody Do The Flop (Internet Comedians)
Miracle Musical - Labyrinth (Internet Comedians, Too Many Theories)
Nick Lutsko - Give Me A Show On Nick Jr (Funnymen, Early Childhood Media)
Doggyland - Affirmations (Early Childhood Media)
Ayesha Erotica - Emo Boy (TikTok)
W2D - 666 Kill Chop Deluxe (Too Many Theories)
Adventure Time - Come Along With Me (Too Many Theories)
YourFavoriteMartian - Epileptic Techno (Internet Comedians)
YourFavoriteMartian - Robot Bar Fight (Internet Comedians)
Toby Fox - Death By Glamour (Too Many Theories)
Fred - Christmas Is Creepy (Internet Comedians, Paranoia)
Tally Hall - Banana Man (Internet Comedians)
Lemon Demon - The Machine (Internet Comedians, Paranoia, Conspiracies: What does it do?)
Bo Burnham - Channel 5 News (Internet Comedians, Conspiracies: The news is brainwashing you!)
Joji - Tick Tock (Internet Comedians, TikTok)
ElyOtto - SugarCrash! (TikTok)
Eminem - Rap God (Vine)
Smosh Shut Up SFX (Internet Comedians)
Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything (Internet Comedians, TikTok)

The Hidden Lore Behind Why You Should Shut The Fuck Up

Athena: Hey, it's the girl who's in first! Oh man, we gotta work with her, it'll be like a sign of good luck!
Kesha: You know you could just ask me, right? Fine, though, but I'm not doing it out of the kindness of my heart or anything. I'm literally just the last person left to do a duet. But... I am kind of rooting for you guys. Go beat that dickwad into the ground.
Ro: Nah, don't worry. That jackass stands no chance, he'll probably just end up shooting himself in the foot by saying some sexist shit at the start of the match.

Passenger 6 – PR Disaster (Athena P & Ro Ramdin)
-PBS Kids media, edutainment, and other shows or games targeted at young kids (Arthur, Sesame Street, The Backyardigans)
-Internet comedians and social media funnymen (JacksFilms, Danny Gonzalez, Abdul Cisse)
-Analysis, overanalysis, theorizing, conspiracies, paranoia, and songs related to media with WAY too many theories (Science Blaster, Touch Tone Telephone, FNAF)
-Songs popularized by TikTok or Vine (Mia Khalifa, Super Idol, Why You Always Lying)

Passenger 16 – Kesha’s Last Concert
-Ke$ha, her collaborators, and pop music released in the 00s (Die Young, Macklemore, Stacy’s Mom)
-Songs notably pulled by characters who placed 0-2 in tournaments (Junkers, Flat Eric, anyone in ACOR)
-Failure, stealing, loss, and losers (Shoplifting, I’m A Loser, Cry Me a River)
-Revenge, heartbreak, pain, and catharsis (Revenge, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Wanderlust)

Both:
Dr Dre - The Next Episode - Han Solo Remix (Vine / 0-2: Bo)
LazyTown - Cooking By The Book (Early Childhood Media / 0-2: Hobart)
Adam Ruins Everything Theme (Internet Comedians, Analysis, Overanalysis / 0-2: Adam)
Bo Burnham - Eff (Internet Comedians / 0-2: Bo)
CollegeHumor - We Ruin Your Bar (Internet Comedians / Kesha)
Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo (TikTok / 0-2: TikTok)
CollegeHumor - Sing Talk (Internet Comedians, Analysis / Kesha)
CollegeHumor - End Of The World (Internet Comedians, Conspiracies: The end is nigh! / 0-2: Adam)
Arthur Theme (PBS Kids / 0-2: QuintonReviews)
Joji - Slow Dancing In The Dark (Internet Comedians, TikTok / 0-2: TikTok)
Bo Burnham - Oh Bo (Internet Comedians / 0-2: Bo)
Silento - Watch Me (TikTok, Conspiracies: This song is a psyop / 0-2: TikTok, Losers)
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (Conspiracies: Those memes with that one remix; you know what im talking about lol / Heartbreak)
YourFavoriteMartian - Nerd Rage (Internet Comedians / Losers, 0-2: QuintonReviews)

PR Disaster:
B.O.B. - Flatline (Conspiracies: Flat Earth)
Tobuscus - I Can Swing My Sword (Internet Comedians)

Kesha's Last Concert:
Ke$ha - Die Young (Kesha, 0-2: Yes.)
Insane Clown Posse - In My Room (0-2: Adam)

Ro Gets Wifi Anywhere She Goes

LYRICS COMING SOON!

Enjoy the second EWHRB :)

Fel and Dave vs WoodenHornets - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles (BONUS BATTLE)

The battle of the Zeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!

Lyrics:
Zander:
Here we go again, Zack wants to battle me
How can you, I brought the fame into Epic CMRB
I'm a community guy, I considered you mature
but judging by your act, you should stay as a squeaker
Going around acting like your all top shit
When you can't say hi to Fel, without throwing a fit
Get out, or you'll get removed from the group, by all of us
Looks like I'm not the only one who will, KICK YOUR BUTT

Zack:
Some ADHD gingerbrat beating me? just forget it 
cause this time, I'll stomp on this ginger like he was a hornet (ooh)
You even lost on your second battle against Fel and Dave
So get your ass back to ERBP, and being Justin's slave (thats right)
"waa I can't do a good courage voice" stop being such a pussy
You and coppercab must be related, cause you're both ginger wussies 
(Marge voice) Take a Suicide Pill Zack: I'm sure no one will give a huck
(Gir voice) You need to be "lucky" to win (Rarity voice) cause dear, your rapping bloody sucks

Zander:
Looks like your little temper can't handle this retort
So I guess i'll be a jokester, and cut these lines short
Your a devilish
Leprechaun 
Where'd your Lucky Charms go
On the shelf where you can't reach without a step stool
You british, tea sipping
Crisp eating brat
You'll be working at 7/11 yeah, till you die, little rat
Zack you ballsack, you won't amount to jackshit
You'll only be known, as that kid Richie Rich

Zack:
AHH please, your verse bored me more then your camera files
(Sing/Rap verse) Rockin the vest over shirt, can't compare to my style 
You're not a rap battle critic, you're just a egotistic hater 
I might be a procrastinator, but don't worry I'll kick your ass later 
Rapping:
Rap: go back to your Noodle palace cause u can't beat me BITCH
facing everyone in the community well have a test of this BITCH
Winning to me, thats in your ERBOimagiagion, little sunkiss luva
How about you shut the fuck up and suck my sonic screwdriver

Zack vs Zander - Epic WoodenHornets Rap Battles (BONUS BATTLE)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


Squeaker Group:
We are the squeakers, the unholy ear bleeders
We take over your battles, after following the leader
We have smart wits, we throw big fits
Your family died? you feel lonely? we don't give any shits
We got friends like Dakota, we treat him like a brotha 
We love him for him, call us battle star garaptica 
Don't cross us unless you wanna be spammed
and Disliked, and hated and ganonbanned 

Mature Group:
We are rated M for Mature, so please move along
You should be lucky we let you rap that long
You should know that we started your group
Then we wiped out the garbage and gave that to you
You copy cats, sloppy brats, can't write for shit
So let me turn down the talent and rap like you for a bit
Durr ERBP just did a creepypasta vid
Let's also do one, so we can fit in

Squeaker Group:
Again I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it?
I'll kick your ass and upload it, and i'll also create a playlist
I'm spitting so fast, can't beat me,
Got more flow than ERB
I'm so sick dude can't stop my flow
AGJfsigfsdjgosfjgosgj FUCK

Mature Group:
Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?
whoever it is, must be very pissed
Let's stop this battle, before it becomes
a royale? yes,

Dakota:
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE….
But I'm just getting started
Call me DarkLink, i'm slightly retarded
I piss in girls mouths until I cum down their throat
I'm so fucked in the head, I laugh at dead fathers who have croaked

Dakota's Doctor:
Dakota I have your tests, you have ADD
this is why you spam flag all of their ERBP's
I'm your doctor, I'm not some wanna be nurse
you need a therapist, or this will get worse

Dakota:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PSYCOLOGY
I ONLY SPAM FLAG BECAUSE THEY USED ME
I'M NOT TALKING ANYMORE, I'VE HAD IT
I'M KILLING MYSELF, FUCK THIS I QUIT

Dakota's Mom:
Well at least that's over, I'm dakota's mom
I beat off to scat more than I beat off my son
I raised him poorly but i'm pretty glad
At least I didn't end up like his dad

Dakota's Dad:
I'm stuck behind bars, forever a no one
I wish I could be let out, SO I CAN PISS ON MY SON
I raped him and abused him because I'm a sick fuck
a pedophiliic jail bird, who wants Dakota's love

Battlestar:
I'm battlestar, the autistic brony
I was Dakota's only friend, now I'm a nobody
It's a shame that he died, love everypony
I guess I'll kill myself, since i'm so lonely


The Mature Group vs The Squeaker Group. Epic Rap Battles of Happy New Year.

Made this for fun after checking out "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter's new podcast.
 http://www.podcastone.com/pardon-my-take

Big Cat, PFT, hot takes so gritty
Lunchpail, hard hat, welcome to hot take city
First ones in the gym, and the last ones out
Hot takes so flames gotta blast ‘em out




Pardon My Take

ITS OVER!

Lyrics: 

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SUNKISTLUVA!
VERSUS!
WWEFAN!
BEGIN!

Sunkistluva:
I finally get to diss you, and shit, damn, you're bad at rap
It's Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory, but wow, that's a lot of crap
And I'm an... idiot? Ugh, lemme write my own lines!

WWEFan:
Alright, ya bitch, no need to whine

Sunkistluva:
So this is where it ends, me facing a fan of WWE,
I expected a better ending for Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory!
Who is this shit for brains, with his hair sticking up?
I haven't thrown up faster since 2 Girls 1 Cup
Now let's talk about the forum, you're the ruler of boredom!
You got a faker smile then Mr. RICK SANTORUM!
You are the weakest weakling of the Lollipop Guild
You should have been banned- no wait- KILLED!!!!

WWEFan:
I knew you'd be bitchin', but DAMN, you a whina
I can't believe I'm rapping the dude who wants to put his junk in a Sunkist 'gina
I mean, I know you're SunkistLUVA, but it's gone a little too far
I expected you to be good when I don't write your lines but you lowered the bar!
If it weren't for me, this'd be boring as shit, we need a cameo
So here to diss you Zander, it's Slenderman!

Sunkistluva:
OH NO!

Slenderman:
I've dissed you twice before, or maybe even three times
But nonetheless you suck at rapping, you need a coach to help your rhymes
Besides, I'm fucking Slenderman! One look will leave you dead!
I might as well put you out of your misery, your rhymes are staler than the stalest bread!

Sunkistluva:
Static static static static, IT'S BORING AS FUCK
STOP COMING INTO OUR BATTLES, YOU RETARDED SHMUCK!
GAIN SOME WEIGHT SLENDERTRANNY, YOU'RE AS SKINNY AS A STICK,
ON THAT THOUGHT COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MY SLENDER DICK!
OH WAIT, NEVER MIND, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH,
SO GET THE FUCK OFF OUR STAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

WWEFan:
You would want him to do that! You'll never get sucked!
And in a sec, I'ma bring in a trucker

Sunkistluva:
Oh fuck

WWEFan:
That's right, Chuck Testa will soon be here to diss your silly ass
You wanna fight, huh? I wouldn't be too sure, I got knuckles made of brass!
I'll kill you, and we'll celebrate! It'll be a huge fiesta!
Now lemme hand the mic to my pal, Chuck Testa!

Sunkistluva:
Whoa whoa whoa, you think you can diss me?

Chuck Testa:
Yeeeehhhp, and very successfully

Sunkistluva:
Well you've got anal leakage!

Chuck Testa:
Is that the best you got?
No wonder you got a ho, but my girlfriend is hot

WWEFan:
OHHH, Sunkist, you just got dissed
That look on your face makes me think that you're very pissed
Wait, no- I know you are, you just got pwned by
Me, Slenderman, AND Chuck Testa! You probably gonna cry!

Chuck Testa:
Jacob, you're bad too

WWEFan:
Wait, WHAT?

Slenderman:
Yeah, he's kinda right

Sunkistluva:
Awww fuck!
Is that how you're gonay this game, you pieces of shit!
Well fuck this and all the ECBOP's!

Sunkistluva & WWEFan:
WE QUIT!

WWEFan:
Wait, WHAT?

Slenderman:
Yeah, he's kinda right

Sunkistluva:
Awww fuck!
Is that how you're gonna play this game, you pieces of shit!
Well fuck this and all the ECBOP's!

Sunkistluva & WWEFan:
WE QUIT!

WHO WON?
WHO’S-
(rumble)
WWE and Sunkist: wtf was that?
(all characters walk in)
Sunkist: You ready?
WWE: Lets do this.
Sunkist and WWE: ANAL LEAAAAAAKAAAAAGE!!!!!!

EPIC..... CRAP..... BATTLES OF PISSTORY!!!!
SUNKIST AND WWE

VS

THE..... CHARACTERS!!!!

BE---GIN!!!!



THAT’LL TAKE FOREVER TO DO! IT’S LIKE, 30 PEOPLE!
I already used your “we team up” idea. Now you gotta use this idea. Okay?

Nevermind, this is the last one.

Well...
EPIC! CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
WHO WON?
WHO’S-
Well...
EPIC! CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!


WWEFan Version:

EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SUNKISTLUVA!
VERSUS!
WWEFAN!
BEGIN!

Sunkistluva:
I finally get to diss you, and shit, damn, you're bad at rap
It's Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory, but wow, that's a lot of crap
And I'm an... idiot? Ugh, lemme write my own lines!

WWEFan:
Alright, ya bitch, no need to whine

Sunkistluva:
So this is where it ends, me facing a fan of WWE,
I expected a better ending for Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory!
Who is this shit for brains, with his hair sticking up?
I haven't thrown up faster since 2 Girls 1 Cup
Now let's talk about the forum, you're the ruler of boredom!
You got a faker smile then Mr. RICK SANTORUM!
You are the weakest weakling of the Lollipop Guild
You should have been banned- no wait- KILLED!!!!

WWEFan:
I knew you'd be bitchin', but DAMN, you a whina
I can't believe I'm rapping the dude who wants to put his junk in a Sunkist 'gina
I mean, I know you're SunkistLUVA, but it's gone a little too far
I expected you to be good when I don't write your lines but you lowered the bar!
If it weren't for me, this'd be boring as shit, we need a cameo
So here to diss you Zander, it's Slenderman!

Sunkistluva:
OH NO!

Slenderman:
I've dissed you twice before, or maybe even three times
But nonetheless you suck at rapping, you need a coach to help your rhymes
Besides, I'm fucking Slenderman! One look will leave you dead!
I might as well put you out of your misery, your rhymes are staler than the stalest bread!

Sunkistluva:
Static static static static, IT'S BORING AS FUCK
STOP COMING INTO OUR BATTLES, YOU RETARDED SHMUCK!
GAIN SOME WEIGHT SLENDERTRANNY, YOU'RE AS SKINNY AS A STICK,
ON THAT THOUGHT COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MY SLENDER DICK!
OH WAIT, NEVER MIND, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH,
SO GET THE FUCK OFF OUR STAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

WWEFan:
You would want him to do that! You'll never get sucked!
And in a sec, I'ma bring in a trucker

Sunkistluva:
Oh fuck

WWEFan:
That's right, Chuck Testa will soon be here to diss your silly ass
You wanna fight, huh? I wouldn't be too sure, I got knuckles made of brass!
I'll kill you, and we'll celebrate! It'll be a huge fiesta!
Now lemme hand the mic to my pal, Chuck Testa!

Sunkistluva:
Whoa whoa whoa, you think you can diss me?

Chuck Testa:
Yeeeehhhp, and very successfully

Sunkistluva:
Well you've got anal leakage!

Chuck Testa:
Is that the best you got?
No wonder you got a ho, but my girlfriend is hot

WWEFan:
OHHH, Zander, you just got disesd
That look on your face makes me think that you're very pissed
Wait, no- I know you are, you just got pwned by
Me, Slenderman, AND Chuck Testa! You probably gonna cry!

Chuck Testa:
Jacob, you're bad too

WWEFan:
Wait, WHAT?

Slenderman:
Yeah, he's kinda right

Sunkistluva:
Awww fuck!
Is that how you're gonna play this game, you pieces of shit!
Well fuck this and all the ECBOP's!

Sunkistluva & WWEFan:
WE QUIT!

WHO WON?
WHO’S-
Nevermind, it’s the last one.
Well...
EPIC! CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!

WWEFan vs Sunkistluva - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory (The Fucking Finale)

This track was made by @vincents-memes, with art by @e-twoup!

Dancing Alien Team 
Okay! Following a bitter rivalry, the aliens have reunited to overcome the monumental trial that await them. Featuring: Howard, former man in black, Popoy - who dons the shades of a former friend, and Marcianito, the iced out green dude from beyond the stars. With 5 losses under their belt already, they're determined to finally make their mark; no matter what comes in their way. Prepare to watch them use their out of this world moves to secure their freedom.

- Songs by popular Hispanic artists, or by Lil Uzi Vert
(Pitbull, El Chombo, Santana)

- Songs related to aliens
(Ancient Aliens, YFM - Alien, Cantina Band)

- Songs about specific dance moves
(Crank Dat, Cha Cha Slide, Watch Me)


Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour LlIf3 (Lil Uzi Vert)
Sanata ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth (Spanish Artists)
Silento - Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) (Dances)
Souja Boy - Crank That (Dances)
Oliver Tree - Alien Boy (Aliens)
Souja Boy ft. Pitbull - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (Remix) (Spanish Artists)

XO 3XTRATERRE5TE V1IDA

YACHT is a double-elimination mashup tournament inspired by TFA and DOATK, and all the tracks are made by one guy with way too much free time! 16 passengers board the SS Unfunnyname to compete for ownership of the barge, but only one can come out on top!

Host - Captain Fluff
Loser's Host - Alan Resnick
1 - Alan Wake
2 - Bowiemian Rhapsody
3 - Vladimir
4 - Sylvia
5 - Danny Sexbang
6 - PR Disaster Survival
7 - Trait
8 - John Doe
9 - Sean Bonnette
10 - YourBoySponge
11 - Fraxiom
12 - Handsome Jack
13 - Masterminds
14 - Joey Wheeler
15 - Kagamine Rin & Len
16 - Kesha's Last Concert

Breaking character for a sec - this project is largely a way for me to archive my improvement over time with mashup-making. I make the tracks in the same order that they get uploaded, and any exceptions are noted. The end goal for me is to be able to see how I get better over time and if there's ever periods where I get on really random kicks of stuff. (spoiler: there is lol) Oh yea and join the server lol!!

Hosted by and virtually all tracks done by @bingus-982745130 hii thats me

All the main renders are done by @RifoTheLaserCat on Twitter go check them out they're based!!

There's A Universe Where Elon Musk Never Bought Twitter

Yet Another Crackhead's Tournament ~ Rough Seas