“…started playing records when s/he was 10 years old.”
“…benefited from his/her parent(s)’s vast eclectic record collection and so started from a very young age.”
“…is the child of professional musicians.”
“…is a classically trained pianist.” (i.e., took piano lessons at age 9-11)
“…is not just a whiz behind the decks, but also a classically-trained trombonist and has a doctorate in quantum physics.” (extra points if these things have nothing to do with the kind of music s/he makes)
“…has always had a keen interest in music.” (no shit!)
“…started playing at local parties.” Or, for bonus points: “…Originally hailing from Quietville, X soon found the club scene of nearby Trendycity irresistable, and so relocated at age 19 to try his hand behind the decks.” (i.e., a combination of “authentic” small-scene origins and trendy big-city prestige: “I’m not fake and snobby like these scenesters here, but I proved myself on their turf.”)
“…developed his/her encyclopedic knowledge of electronic music by working in the local recordshop.”

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