STAY TUNED vol. 1

FEATURING: the vocal talents of Paul F. Tompkins and the backup vocal talents of Robyn Roth and Angela Bladon

LYRICS:

I'm just a garden gnome
Bound by providence to guard the home
At eighteen New Haven Dr.
And all the mortals that reside inside

But most days I'm keepin' cool by family pool
Kickin' up my heels eatin' home-cooked meals

Oh life's a breeze (pick up your dishes please)
Ain't it sweet (put down the toilet seat)
Yeah I got it good (there goes the neighborhood)
'Cause I'm gnome sweet gnome

© 2015 Bladon/Gourley. All rights GD reserved. Words and music by Bladon/Gourley.


Gnome Sweet Gnome

STAY TUNED vol. 1

LYRICS:

STINGRAY!
STINGRAY!
Seaborne Tactical Intercontinental Nautical-Grade Rudderless Aquatic Yacht

STINGRAY!
Protecting the international waters of America from the relentless hordes of pan-oceanic outlaws

STINGRAY!
STINGRAY!

© 2015 Bladon/Gourley. All rights GD reserved. Words and music by Bladon/Gourley.

S.T.I.N.G.R.A.Y.

At DragonCon, Shane Ivey and I interviewed Terry Brooks. He told us then how to pronounce Shannara. Here's the full, fun story: 

http://revolutionsf.com/article.php?id=5787

Terry Brooks Pronounces Shannara

We have all wondered: Can Cher songs be made even better? Probably not. How about if "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes sang them? Now you have my attention. 

Check out Joe Crowe on the Twitter at http://www.twitter.com/yojoecrowe and at DragonCon:  http://www.facebook.com/groups/americanscificlassics.

Dusty Rhodes Sings Turn Back Time

Turbo Teen was a cartoon in 1984, in which a teenager turned into a sports car. It was a delight, a delight, I tell you. 

A fun thing that happened in the 80s was when TV series did Christmas specials. Turbo Teen never did one. So I made one myself. 

For more geeky silliness, find Joe Crowe at http://www.twitter.com/yojoecrowe and http://www.twitter.com/RevolutionSF and as co-director at DragonCon's American Sci-Fi Classics Track. http://www.facebook.com/groups/AmericanSciFiClassics.

Lost Episodes: Turbo Teen Saves Christmas (80s TV Parody)

We can all agree on two things. 

1. Very special holiday episodes are a delightful part of TV history that allow us to celebrate the season while also pondering meaningful questions such as: How did Skeletor turn good even for a moment? How did Yogi Bear seriously never hear about Christmas? Why were the Pac-people in Pac-Land visited by a human Santa Claus? 

2. Manimal is the best TV show in recorded history. At DragonCon's American Sci-Fi Classics Track, where Joe Crowe is co-director with RevSF's Gary Mitchel, Joe will not stop saying that. 

Because he is right. 

Now Joe has combined these two things into a thing you will enjoy.

And by that, we mean he somehow unearthed the script for a long-lost, never-aired holiday episode of Manimal.

Lost Episode: Manimal Saves Christmas (80s TV Parody)

Society has frequently wondered. Can Billy Idol songs be made even better? The answer is no. 

How about if "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes sang them? Now you have my attention.

Check out Joe Crowe on the Twitters at www.twitter.com/yojoecrowe and at DragonCon: www.facebook.com/groups/americanscificlassics.

Dusty Rhodes Sings Dancing With Myself

This episode of Classic Sci-Fi Q&A: What brand of pants does Bruce Banner buy and why are they not available for Dr. Manhattan? 

We answer the tough questions right here: 
http://www.facebook.com/groups/americanscificlassics

Dusty Rhodes Sings Turn Back Time

Yojoecrowe

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