Project Lazarus playlist

a small freestyle thing about roundmeal. 

drawing by @stalkeralker
https://twitter.com/stalkeralker/status/1417688507774996480?s=20

Roundmeal Freestyle

Alfreds Playhouse intro

this track belongs to emily-youcis on newgrounds, i do not support her but the music just is absolutley amazing to me for some reason so here

Schoolgirl Alfred: "I Remember You" By emily-youcis

This track was made in 2008, and then sat on my computer for a year and a half waiting for an animation to join it. 

Meow

My Balls
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mixscape 
Release Date-Jan 26, 2011 

Verse 1
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus 
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 2
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle, 
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 3
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's. 

My Balls

every star
you can see in the sky
has frozen over 
now so
dont wake me up,
dont turn on the light
dont come through the doorway

through winding sheets
in the summer nights heat
i saw eyes in the darkness
looking at me 
little tiny people
making little machines
i watched them work all night
increasing their size

subway lines connect the stations, it was all laid out like constellations
that's how a new moon got found, it was in the tunnels, underground
we put the pieces in passenger cars, to different places, far apart
that's how it starts

water and sunlight
is all that they need
they make cocoons made of wax
and plasticine they 
come from darker places
than i've ever seen
with clear open skies
that look so clean

subway lines connect the stations, all laid out like constellations
that's how a new moon got found, it was in the tunnels underground
we put the pieces in passenger cars, to different places far apart
that's how it starts

la la la la la la la, la la la, la la la la la, la la la, la la la la la la la la, la la la, la la la la, la la la

Air Chrysalis

Pigface - sweetmeat

fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia (lets see if anyone notices i changes ts) 

hey hipster - sElf || sped up ||

sketches

coming up next

us before

you’re my stump - mc bushpig

Swamp of Sadness (Instrumental) - MC Bushpig

Bushpig - You're My Stump

EPILEPTIC TECHNO - (Your Favorite Martian music video) 

From an Alfred Alfer music video that has since been deleted from YouTube. I'm sure you can find it somewhere else. Mainly uploaded for personal use, I didn't have any part in creating this song.

I Remember You (Performed by Emily Youcis)

Untalented creative.
Pacific Purgatory forever!

We're a fake cartoon band who writes comedy songs. We're 100% super-duper serious about the subject matter of our songs. Yes, our balls really are the size of the earth's moon. Yes, we really do drink the tears of baby orphans. Yes, we really have sexual relations with zombies. No, seriously.

My Balls

YourFavoriteMartian

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