Our philosophy has always been push as hard as you can until it hurts and then tell us about it - and you did! Your poop triggers are fascinating and unique. STOP THE PRESS - Stevie has been sighted in Nashville! This is HUGE news. Please, if you are in the Nashville area approach with caution and let Stevie know that the mommies are coming to town! You gotta take care of your FEETSIES. You're saying a lot if your toes are all mashed up and flakey. Hands too. I guess Tommy is freakin out man cause his fingers are ALL chewey! Ewwwwww. Plus a huge video reveal: IFartInYoFace is the King A** Ripper and we celebrate his gift with all of you. All others bow in his presence or face his wrath (from his butthole)! Get a whiff of that!

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623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We speak English and you understand us, but YOU speak English and we don't understand a single word you're saying, Scottish jeans. Did you ever go hoggin' back in your day? Gaping butthole photos? We cover that for you. Sometimes violence in movies and television is hysterical and we kind of disagree on that. Weigh in with your opinion, won't you? Did you know that Webster was a huge pop star in Japan? We have the never award winning audio! His voice is annoying and adorable at the same time! Coca-Cola calls its customers RETARDS and we have the proof (or was it retardED). We give you the FULL Willie Rack Em audio and Tommy hits on a sushi waitress. Remember, there's only 1 Mommy.

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You know what I'm sayin? We like to say it first! Sometimes you put your peepee in a scary place and you don't die - we celebrate that. We hear from a black man who isn't hung like a black man. If someone has had sex with 100 plus people do you count them out as marriage material? The Mommies don't agree. Oprah doesn't front. She's actually Mad Cool. I wish directors would act more like I wish actors would sing more. STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN MOVIES. Is Alec Baldwin a homophobe because he said something bad when he was mad? Do simple words mean more than intent and action? Don't be a #$%^*. A break thru BROWN TALK and more!

173-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, "Whoa, I'm proud of myself." Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we have managed to land an all-time favorite and MY OH MY did we have fun. Adult superstar, Juelz Ventura is as laid back and fun as she is sexy and full of drool (we'll let her explain). We get to ask everything we've ever wanted to ask to someone who does the dirty on camera and we get answers that you won't be able to wrap your loose vagina around. Juelz is game for anything and shares the inside scoop that we've been yearning for. Oh yeah, when we finally get to the clip that you all love, well, it's magic. This episode has heart, laughs, boobs and honestly, what else could you want? 

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Powerful.
Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.
We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN.
Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter.

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.

Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades,  including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 793

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch 
00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk 
00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?
00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men
00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist 
00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus
00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes
00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar 
00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t
00:34:50 - Fun With Accents
00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime 
00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF
00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder 
00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating 
01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers 
01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione 
01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer 
01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr 
01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story 
01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires 
01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill
02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 797

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:30	-	Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler
00:07:26	-	Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 
00:15:02	-	The World's Greatest Whistler 
00:21:28	-	Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 
00:23:13	-	Clip: No Soy Boys
00:23:49	-	This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'
00:29:26	-	This Is The Tom Green Segment 
00:36:55	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
00:44:40	-	Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order
00:50:24	-	Clip: Karen Getting Arrested
00:52:54	-	TikToks
00:57:59	-	A Normal Life
01:11:23	-	Clip: A Barrel Roll 
01:14:20	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:17:31	-	Garth Brooks
01:22:34	-	Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer
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Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not?  We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 798

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:45	-	Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts
00:08:49	-	Try It Out Tommy 
00:17:14	-	Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 
00:21:10	-	Clip: Whistling The Hits 
00:24:12	-	Clip: Bert Kershire 
00:27:11	-	Clip: Danger Farts
00:30:40	-	Clip: Trust Black Women
00:32:44	-	Clip: BIPOC Anthem 
00:35:16	-	Clip: Charo Disney Employee 
00:36:13	-	The Service Industry 
00:43:59	-	Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 
00:58:35	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
01:01:54	-	Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat
01:02:26	-	Goth Tom 
01:04:35	-	Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down
01:06:08	-	Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 
01:14:46	-	Clip: Eye Witness News
01:17:08	-	Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist?
01:19:28	-	Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk
01:23:33	-	A Message To Candace Owens 
01:30:44	-	Some TikToks
01:34:30	-	Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798

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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!
Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.
Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 801

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:00	-	Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate
00:00:00	-	YMH LIVE X
00:00:00	-	Chicago
00:00:00	-	Christina's Hot Black Dream
00:00:00	-	Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 
00:00:00	-	The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant
00:00:00	-	50 Year Old Loser 
00:00:00	-	Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 
00:00:00	-	Tom & Christina's Kids
00:00:00	-	Comedic Scene Shifts
00:00:00	-	TradWife Trend 
00:00:00	-	Dad Things
00:00:00	-	American Stand Up & Storytelling
00:00:00	-	White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors
00:00:00	-	Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories
00:00:00	-	Temptation Island Spain
00:00:00	-	Aaron The Plumber Fights People
00:00:00	-	Sam's Tailor
00:00:00	-	Wrap Up
00:00:00	-	Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban.
Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries.

The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet.

Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 802

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:29	-	YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped
00:10:19	-	Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard
00:17:15	-	Heavy Reactions
00:21:07	-	Deep Diving The Opening Clip
00:24:52	-	Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer
00:28:33	-	Christina P Trashes Meghan M 
00:42:48	-	Clip: Decent Footjob Review 
00:44:49	-	Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo
00:45:39	-	Charles Manson
00:53:56	-	Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic
01:00:42	-	Secret Rich Guy Stuff
01:08:31	-	How To Win At The Sport Of Business 
01:14:51	-	Dumb Shark Tank Pitches
01:22:33	-	Putting Your Kids On The Right Path
01:28:22	-	Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates
01:34:31	-	AI & The Future Of Podcasts
01:43:01	-	Changing The Game
01:47:45	-	Mark Cuban's Favorite Things
01:55:47	-	Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money
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Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Your Mom's House Ep. 802

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.
Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 803

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:48	-	Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 
00:07:39	-	Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?
00:08:50	-	Clip: Fancy Trainer 
00:10:43	-	Clip: Fired A Client 
00:12:01	-	Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane
00:24:23	-	Hilaria Baldwin 
00:34:18	-	Bryan Johnson Won't Die 
00:43:03	-	Anti-Aging Secrets
00:48:58	-	Clip: Urine Therapy 
00:51:28	-	The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland
00:56:57	-	Diet & Olive Oil 
01:06:23	-	Hyperbaric Chambers 
01:12:28	-	Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 
01:18:24	-	Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 
01:19:55	-	Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 
01:24:00	-	Shockwaving Peeners 
01:27:53	-	Bryan's Personal Life 
01:33:26	-	Cool Rich Guy Stuff
01:40:04	-	Dying Is Dumb 
01:50:14	-	Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach 
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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom’s also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40. He shares stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 804

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:52	-	UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 
00:07:20	-	Madison Square Garden
00:13:36	-	European Public Toilets 
00:15:57	-	Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield
00:23:26	-	Fat Flight Attendants
00:29:59	-	Those Damn Baldwins 
00:37:50	-	Schizo Evelyn Montage 
00:40:18	-	Clip: Family Cloth
00:41:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:44:20	-	The Life & Times Of Tony Johns
01:01:32	-	Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 
01:09:12	-	More Wild & Crazy Stories 
01:16:47	-	Making Dreams Come True 
01:21:33	-	Clip: Cone To The Face 
01:22:09	-	Clip: Dumb Push-ups
01:22:38	-	Clip: Well Done Ribs
01:23:12	-	Cool Guy Collabs
01:24:56	-	Shitty Wedding Speech
01:33:38	-	Wrap Up
01:35:30	-	Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson
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A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.
Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine)  and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.
Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.
Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:15	-	Tina's Colonoscopy 
00:06:39	-	Disgusting Habits
00:13:10	-	Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:22:01	-	Clip: Smelly Flatulence
00:26:36	-	RPC: Rebooted
00:36:03	-	Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults
00:42:43	-	Tony Johns 
00:47:53	-	Clip: Soft Security 
00:49:07	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:00	-	Spring Jackets
00:59:56	-	The Alaskan Avenger
01:04:49	-	Clip: Precious Man-Baby
01:08:01	-	Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary
01:09:50	-	Tour Dates
01:10:44	-	Glove Actually
01:13:33	-	Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot
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Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.
We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 806

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:00	-	Happy Smurfday
00:08:47	-	Opening Clip: Brolapse
00:18:24	-	Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream
00:24:51	-	Tony Johns Update
00:30:50	-	Straight From The Worker's Mouth 
00:40:51	-	Mother's Day Lipstick Plug 
00:41:19	-	Clip: Different Level Woman
00:45:13	-	Clip: Shopping For Cuties 
00:47:44	-	Nudist or Environmentalist?
00:52:11	-	Enny's Inner Thoughts 
00:59:17	-	Christina's Curations
01:09:58	-	Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts 
01:11:15	-	Clip: Masked Amigo 
01:13:48	-	Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel 
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."
We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:10	-	Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun
00:08:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:10:52	-	Clip: 8 Head 
00:12:23	-	Big Word Blunder 
00:19:17	-	Clip: YMH Muppets 
00:22:03	-	Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 
00:25:29	-	More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 
00:30:56	-	Clip: Baseball Sock
00:37:55	-	Clip: Neck Veins 
00:39:42	-	Broads In Space 
00:42:28	-	Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 
00:49:13	-	Little Person Jokes
00:58:21	-	Snow White & Tiptoes
01:05:55	-	Try It Out 
01:09:18	-	A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump
01:18:29	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:25:51	-	TikToks
01:34:08	-	Shame
01:40:36	-	Wrap Up
01:41:47	-	Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER
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Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up!

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:02:54	-	Fantasy Island 

00:09:49	-	Opening Clip: WHAT?!

00:14:50	-	Tony Johns + RPC Collab?

00:29:33	-	YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere 

00:35:46	-	Lipstick Plug & Greased Up

00:37:55	-	Mick Jagger Got Married 

00:42:19	-	Taking Care Of Yourself 

00:48:22	-	Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy

00:49:32	-	Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star 

00:53:25	-	Adult Beverages

01:01:47	-	Christina's Curations 

01:15:09	-	Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK
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Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808

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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name.  Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:02:00	-	Fergie's Greatest Hits 

00:05:56	-	Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting 

00:08:17	-	Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy 

00:09:32	-	Opening Clip: Bed Flip 

00:14:45	-	Tony Johns Is Locked Up

00:22:46	-	Mother Tongue 

00:31:18	-	The Cool Guy Who Got Away 

00:42:38	-	Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff 

00:45:37	-	Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets 

00:54:05	-	Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

00:54:50	-	A New Challenge 

00:59:07	-	Enny Thoughts 

01:03:46	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:06:54	-	Vietnamese Hair Salon 

01:11:08	-	Dates 

01:12:51	-	Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg 
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White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right.

Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it’s like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP’s lipstick is still poppin’!

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions
00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie
00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 
00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead
00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 
00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused
00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best
00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry’s Dance Moves 
00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes
00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia’s Good Life 
00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling
01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway
01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 
01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio
01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks
01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does
01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope
01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls
01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift
01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection
01:47:29 - Wrap Up
01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond
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Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.

Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 811

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:07:15	-	Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 

00:14:57	-	A Pazsitzky Effect 

00:20:39	-	Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials

00:29:46	-	Tony Johns Update 

00:33:01	-	Algorithms

00:35:40	-	Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 

00:43:24	-	High School 

00:48:15	-	The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 

00:51:30	-	Reunions & Tourist Stuff 

01:00:07	-	Gimp Comeback 

01:05:42	-	Special Delivery From Amazon 

01:09:18	-	Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 

01:18:56	-	Christina's Curations 

01:32:31	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:35:15	-	Blood Suckers 

01:39:22	-	North Korean Hotel Room 

01:43:52	-	Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:42	-	Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05	-	Norm Summerton Update 

00:17:41	-	Gay Stuff 

00:23:50	-	Scammed By Keanu 

00:28:02	-	Hassling Denzel At Cannes 

00:31:55	-	Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 

00:33:17	-	Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 

00:40:20	-	Comedy Broads 

00:47:57	-	Dealing With Trauma 

00:53:47	-	Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50	-	Please Like Me

01:04:33	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59	-	Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 

01:11:36	-	Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 

01:13:52	-	A Pish Break & A Fart 

01:18:16	-	Christina's Curations 

01:37:39	-	Wrap Up 

01:39:11	-	Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits
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Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,



Your Mom’s House Ep. 813



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:00	-	Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops 

00:09:53	-	Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25	-	Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49	-	King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03	-	Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame 

00:34:04	-	Prince Stories 

00:38:03	-	Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic 

00:40:39	-	Clip: Hot Firefighters 

00:41:42	-	Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay 

00:45:29	-	Sinners & Mission: Impossible 

00:48:38	-	Clip: Crush Daddy 

00:49:28	-	Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14	-	The French President Slap

00:58:13	-	Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh
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Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:36	-	Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler 

00:14:49	-	Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty 

00:17:49	-	Steph's Familiar Boyfriend 

00:19:54	-	US Citizenship Test 

00:23:31	-	Norm's Poutine 

00:26:47	-	Clip: Break It

00:27:30	-	Clip: Norm's Cups 

00:29:59	-	Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping 

00:33:08	-	AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51	-	Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50	-	Call With Tony Johns 

01:02:49	-	All Bricked Up

01:05:54	-	Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart 

01:09:07	-	Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army 

01:11:44	-	Clip: Meghan The Narcissist 

01:13:17	-	Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58	-	Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04	-	Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal 

01:19:23	-	Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19	-	Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B
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Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners",  and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:06:12	-	Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 

00:10:40	-	The Horny Cowboy 

00:18:27	-	Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 

00:21:38	-	More Gay Stuff 

00:28:16	-	Sinners 

00:37:13	-	Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 

00:49:33	-	What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 

00:53:27	-	Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 

00:58:44	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:51	-	Pouch Leggings 

01:10:31	-	Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 

01:14:17	-	TikToks 

01:19:37	-	Red Lobster 

01:24:30	-	Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg 
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A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves.

Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 816

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment 
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants"
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It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party.  We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged.  Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor). Thank you for supporting our sponsors:   ZipRecruiter.com/house Stamps.com code: MOM AdoreMe.com/Mom Dollar Shave Club: There's no reason not to join! Get yours at DollarShaveClub.com/MOM

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What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride. No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey.  Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.

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If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter. Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plus The Mommies reveal a trailer from the coming footage of the trip. Theo Von is inside Studio Jeans via INVITE. Theo is a funny comic who can be seen and heard on his podcasts The King and The Sting and This Past Weekend. Topics discussed include Theo's hair, growing up in the south and not watching porn. That's it. There was nothing else discussed.

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