Our philosophy has always been push as hard as you can until it hurts and then tell us about it - and you did! Your poop triggers are fascinating and unique. STOP THE PRESS - Stevie has been sighted in Nashville! This is HUGE news. Please, if you are in the Nashville area approach with caution and let Stevie know that the mommies are coming to town! You gotta take care of your FEETSIES. You're saying a lot if your toes are all mashed up and flakey. Hands too. I guess Tommy is freakin out man cause his fingers are ALL chewey! Ewwwwww. Plus a huge video reveal: IFartInYoFace is the King A** Ripper and we celebrate his gift with all of you. All others bow in his presence or face his wrath (from his butthole)! Get a whiff of that!

144-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Is it possible to prepare oneself for greatness? Try. This episode would be nominated for an Emmy if it were television. Is there a podcast equivalent? That may sound cocky, but we're mobsters over here! OHHHH! Tony Hinchcliffe gives us a gift. His mother, Joy/Gina joins us and answers questions about the life of a bookie. Sweet, petite and full of fire, Joy "It's Tuesday" the Bookie is not to be messed with. It's informative, hilarious and terrifying all at once. We also discuss Shakey Jeans, the Smith clan, and more, but it's all about Joy and you better be ready to pay up. 

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There are good shows as a comedian and there are great shows. Sometimes there are bad shows and then there's this. In Tommy's near 12 year career as a stand up he has had the full spectrum of shows, but nothing quite compares to the Massacre in Manitoba. In this episode we fully examine everything that went into a show going so far off the rails that Tommy had to leave before it was over. We play highlights - if you can call them that - and talk about some of our worst shows ever. In keeping with the Canadian theme we revisit Rob Ford and update you on what he's been eating. 

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636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler!

Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging.

Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 779

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Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 785

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 789

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Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment.  Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.

Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 790

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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

Powerful.
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We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN.
Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter.

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Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. 

Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 791

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Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791

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Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers.
Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 792

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Chapter Markers		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:34	-	Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man
00:07:10	-	Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick 
00:14:26	-	Christina's Latest Creation 
00:17:49	-	The Mommies Want A Charo OF
00:22:22	-	Clip: Russian Fart Streamer 
00:22:52	-	Fancy Chef Update 
00:31:12	-	Clip: Drive-Thru Prank
00:35:33	-	Petting Zoo Story
00:40:14	-	Clip: White Big Word
00:48:04	-	Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli 
00:53:45	-	New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States 
01:02:41	-	Clip: All Terrain Accident
01:03:13	-	Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks
01:10:50	-	Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya
01:11:42	-	Crazy Japanese Game Shows 
01:14:17	-	Clip: Splits Machine
01:14:43	-	Mr. Hands
01:22:45	-	Clip: BMX Hard Landing
01:23:55	-	Showing Sam The Opening Clip
01:26:28	-	Would You Rather?
01:32:20	-	Clip: Loving Couple
01:33:53	-	Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792

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It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account.

Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades,  including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 793

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch 
00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk 
00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat?
00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men
00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist 
00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus
00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes
00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar 
00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t
00:34:50 - Fun With Accents
00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime 
00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF
00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder 
00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating 
01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers 
01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione 
01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer 
01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr 
01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story 
01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires 
01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill
02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 794

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Chapters
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:04	-	Charo Is In The House 
00:03:27	-	Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear
00:06:02	-	Vacation Star 
00:15:57	-	CharOFans
00:26:21	-	Clip: Thumbs Way Up
00:31:20	-	Clip: Piss Nuke
00:32:36	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:36:25	-	Ad Break
00:41:12	-	Notting Hill
00:47:05	-	Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal
00:48:29	-	Clip: Hazing
00:49:34	-	LA Wildfires
00:53:43	-	Clip: Feeling Good Forever 
00:56:14	-	Squirrels
01:00:35	-	Bridge & Facial Enhancements 
01:05:33	-	Clip: Dancing Sloppers 
01:07:32	-	Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank
01:17:49	-	Extremely Serious 
01:25:31	-	Time To Clean Up The Act
01:31:19	-	TikToks
01:38:10	-	Classic Charo Voice Clips 
01:48:40	-	Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield
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Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.
Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 795

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Chapter Markers		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:34	-	Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips
00:05:26	-	What's Your Protocol?
00:08:13	-	Unc Shine Is Consistent 
00:13:41	-	RPC 
00:16:29	-	Recapping Charo's Visit 
00:19:40	-	The Choke But In Tattoo Form 
00:22:37	-	Clip: Kevin Samuels 
00:26:02	-	Jim Norton Can't Save You
00:31:38	-	The Royal "We"
00:37:04	-	Married To A Trans Woman
00:41:41	-	The Future Of Human Sexuality?
00:45:12	-	Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 
00:48:44	-	Cancel Culture 
00:54:07	-	Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats 
00:57:00	-	Vandalism Is Funny 
01:02:52	-	Brendan Walsh
01:07:45	-	Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 
01:11:56	-	The Best Of The Best
01:17:47	-	Classic Comedies 
01:22:15	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 
01:29:30	-	Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender
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The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795

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Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 796

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Chapter Markers		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:13	-	Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 
00:05:49	-	Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It
00:13:09	-	Christina Makes A Great Point 
00:15:57	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 
00:19:32	-	Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 
00:26:43	-	Clip: BIPOC Anthem 
00:30:43	-	William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 
00:34:32	-	Clip: Norm Summerton
00:35:28	-	Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong
00:36:31	-	The Romani People 
00:43:10	-	Gauntlet Of Puke
00:53:23	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:58:02	-	Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 
00:58:58	-	Clip: Flossing Nurse
01:01:01	-	Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix
01:02:41	-	TikToks
01:16:04	-	Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer
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Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 797

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:30	-	Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler
00:07:26	-	Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 
00:15:02	-	The World's Greatest Whistler 
00:21:28	-	Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 
00:23:13	-	Clip: No Soy Boys
00:23:49	-	This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'
00:29:26	-	This Is The Tom Green Segment 
00:36:55	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
00:44:40	-	Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order
00:50:24	-	Clip: Karen Getting Arrested
00:52:54	-	TikToks
00:57:59	-	A Normal Life
01:11:23	-	Clip: A Barrel Roll 
01:14:20	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:17:31	-	Garth Brooks
01:22:34	-	Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer
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Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

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Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not?  We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 798

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:45	-	Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts
00:08:49	-	Try It Out Tommy 
00:17:14	-	Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 
00:21:10	-	Clip: Whistling The Hits 
00:24:12	-	Clip: Bert Kershire 
00:27:11	-	Clip: Danger Farts
00:30:40	-	Clip: Trust Black Women
00:32:44	-	Clip: BIPOC Anthem 
00:35:16	-	Clip: Charo Disney Employee 
00:36:13	-	The Service Industry 
00:43:59	-	Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 
00:58:35	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
01:01:54	-	Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat
01:02:26	-	Goth Tom 
01:04:35	-	Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down
01:06:08	-	Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 
01:14:46	-	Clip: Eye Witness News
01:17:08	-	Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist?
01:19:28	-	Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk
01:23:33	-	A Message To Candace Owens 
01:30:44	-	Some TikToks
01:34:30	-	Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G
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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798

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Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos.

Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 799

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:03	-	Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads
00:15:41	-	Opening Clip: Big Word, What?
00:21:16	-	YMH LIVE X
00:24:57	-	More 'Appy Burfdays
00:30:51	-	Puff Daddy Doc
00:37:14	-	Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright
00:39:21	-	Comedy Show Fails
00:49:12	-	Tour Dates & OnlyFans
00:53:09	-	Clip: Dad Pranks
00:56:09	-	Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband
00:58:22	-	Clip: Morning Rub 
01:00:03	-	My Husbands Not Gay
01:06:05	-	Clip: Pissfluencers 
01:06:50	-	Back To The Gay Husband Show
01:10:52	-	Too Fat For Waymo
01:15:19	-	Hit And Run
01:21:34	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:29:23	-	Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul
01:30:40	-	Clip: Down For Some Me Time
01:31:24	-	Clip: Fart Hard
01:32:21	-	Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner 
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YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799

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On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 800

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review 
00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things
00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny
00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine
00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith
00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell
00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby
00:50:28 - Fart Gate
00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell
01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens
01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up
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The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800

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In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz!
Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin.
Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 801

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:00	-	Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate
00:00:00	-	YMH LIVE X
00:00:00	-	Chicago
00:00:00	-	Christina's Hot Black Dream
00:00:00	-	Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 
00:00:00	-	The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant
00:00:00	-	50 Year Old Loser 
00:00:00	-	Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 
00:00:00	-	Tom & Christina's Kids
00:00:00	-	Comedic Scene Shifts
00:00:00	-	TradWife Trend 
00:00:00	-	Dad Things
00:00:00	-	American Stand Up & Storytelling
00:00:00	-	White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors
00:00:00	-	Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories
00:00:00	-	Temptation Island Spain
00:00:00	-	Aaron The Plumber Fights People
00:00:00	-	Sam's Tailor
00:00:00	-	Wrap Up
00:00:00	-	Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban.
Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries.

The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet.

Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com. Don’t miss it, Jeans!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 802

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:29	-	YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped
00:10:19	-	Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard
00:17:15	-	Heavy Reactions
00:21:07	-	Deep Diving The Opening Clip
00:24:52	-	Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer
00:28:33	-	Christina P Trashes Meghan M 
00:42:48	-	Clip: Decent Footjob Review 
00:44:49	-	Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo
00:45:39	-	Charles Manson
00:53:56	-	Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic
01:00:42	-	Secret Rich Guy Stuff
01:08:31	-	How To Win At The Sport Of Business 
01:14:51	-	Dumb Shark Tank Pitches
01:22:33	-	Putting Your Kids On The Right Path
01:28:22	-	Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates
01:34:31	-	AI & The Future Of Podcasts
01:43:01	-	Changing The Game
01:47:45	-	Mark Cuban's Favorite Things
01:55:47	-	Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money
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Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Your Mom's House Ep. 802

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.
Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 803

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:48	-	Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 
00:07:39	-	Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?
00:08:50	-	Clip: Fancy Trainer 
00:10:43	-	Clip: Fired A Client 
00:12:01	-	Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane
00:24:23	-	Hilaria Baldwin 
00:34:18	-	Bryan Johnson Won't Die 
00:43:03	-	Anti-Aging Secrets
00:48:58	-	Clip: Urine Therapy 
00:51:28	-	The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland
00:56:57	-	Diet & Olive Oil 
01:06:23	-	Hyperbaric Chambers 
01:12:28	-	Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 
01:18:24	-	Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 
01:19:55	-	Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 
01:24:00	-	Shockwaving Peeners 
01:27:53	-	Bryan's Personal Life 
01:33:26	-	Cool Rich Guy Stuff
01:40:04	-	Dying Is Dumb 
01:50:14	-	Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach 
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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom’s also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40. He shares stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 804

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:52	-	UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 
00:07:20	-	Madison Square Garden
00:13:36	-	European Public Toilets 
00:15:57	-	Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield
00:23:26	-	Fat Flight Attendants
00:29:59	-	Those Damn Baldwins 
00:37:50	-	Schizo Evelyn Montage 
00:40:18	-	Clip: Family Cloth
00:41:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:44:20	-	The Life & Times Of Tony Johns
01:01:32	-	Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 
01:09:12	-	More Wild & Crazy Stories 
01:16:47	-	Making Dreams Come True 
01:21:33	-	Clip: Cone To The Face 
01:22:09	-	Clip: Dumb Push-ups
01:22:38	-	Clip: Well Done Ribs
01:23:12	-	Cool Guy Collabs
01:24:56	-	Shitty Wedding Speech
01:33:38	-	Wrap Up
01:35:30	-	Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson
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A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN.  From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all.  He even answers the question: Would you date your mom?  Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic.  Pull em up!

397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride. No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey.  Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.

494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura


Christina and Tom discuss how the world is full of self-important assholes and Tom's recent run-in with two significant terrible people. A "Real Talk" segment features a woman with footlong toe nails and a man who insists on kissing a woman after she has vomited. Christina shares her own stories of hearing the neighbor have sex and Top Dog is back for more "Brown Talk"! 


Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 45

The Mommy's talk hip-hop, Yo! MTV Raps and the joys of rebellious, aggressive music. They discuss what women find beautiful in other women and how men differ (ie. Salma vs Penelope). Both Tom and Christina share recent stories of accidentally peeing on themselves, as well as their joint (rare) venture out to Korea town where eating, drinking, and singing took place. The origins of Where The Dudes At? is given in detail as well as dude-a-rific audio of Hot (gay) Nude Yoga. Top Dog, Would You Rather's and more!

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 46

If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter. Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plus The Mommies reveal a trailer from the coming footage of the trip. Theo Von is inside Studio Jeans via INVITE. Theo is a funny comic who can be seen and heard on his podcasts The King and The Sting and This Past Weekend. Topics discussed include Theo's hair, growing up in the south and not watching porn. That's it. There was nothing else discussed.

505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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