Oh No! What happened to 265 with Geoff Tate? That's #1 A+!

This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY! 
Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.
Why do people over 50 refuse to drink water? Water is in us and everywhere around us. Maybe they are just wiser and know that nothing satisfies your bodies cravings for hydration and nutrients like Diet Coke. It tastes good and it's good for you. Especially post-workout. 
Do you remember your father's funeral? How many orgasms did you have staring at his corpse? We found someone that may have been more aroused than you and it's ALL TIME CLASSIC MOM mode already. Get ready to cry from joy and from your relentless orgasms on this one!

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Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it. 
Did you spend time with your father lately? Did he orgasm in front of you? We sure hope so. Tommy's dad, Top Dog, is back with some great advice on, you guessed it, some BROWN TALK.
We have an original song that's gonna blow your jeans off, plus some Asian talk that sounds eerily familiar. Paging Sharkeisha - Honey are you there?!?
If you loosen your jeans for this episode you'll never forgive yourself. 

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If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg. 
Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?
Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes. 
Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand - PETER CAINE is on the phone. Get ready to clear the air OR stir it up? Listen and find out the real story behind Caine and his madness.

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Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!
The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man!
We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of orgasms and this time it isn't a man! Want some?
Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of slander and redemption. Chad Daniels is your step mom whether you like it or not. Jeans are Forever

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Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?
Get One!
These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets discuss. 
The Mommies are on Tru TV's How To Be A Grown Up and we let you in behind the curtain. Want in?
Plus Top Dog talks farts, poops AND Killing in a call for the ages!

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It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one. 
We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option. 
Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!
Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up. 
If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem? 
Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb. 
POP, Hold it down some more. 

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Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).
We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more! 
This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!!

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Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!
D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enlightened man is here shining his radiance on us in a way only he can do. 
We examine #TEAMLITTLED**K and what it means to breathe thru the bump in your baby head with the Smith siblings. 
Plus Duncan takes us down the path of goodness. He points us and hopefully you towards the light with ideas and philosophies that are from a higher power, but simplified in a way that likens them to your poo covered B-hole. 
Get your denim space suit on, we're leaving the Stratosphere on this one!

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Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.
If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set you straight (don't take it so far).
Plus a UK coach can drop that fire the same way Coach Ice does - only it sounds sweeter. 
Some news reports are silly and some make you ask What The F*** Are We Doing Here? And then sometimes someone makes a song about it that's worthy of multiple replays. 
Plus we have the Full Charge droppin sweet science on everything including Puddin Pops and Spanish Fly, Rude and Theo too. Oh, Cosby.

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Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!
Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you. 
We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems.
Plus Theo must face the fact that he's named after an accused serial rapists TV son. And that ain't gonna fly, Jack! We must give him a NEW name OR can we simply call him by his BIRTH NAME?!?! You mean he has one? Yup. 
This episode is LOADED. Jeans UP!!
 

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What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you." 
When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken. 
A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully) guess FAR older. It's a real HOOT.
Plus Tom hung out with an older man in a sauna. Did it get weird? Well, they covered cannibalism, prostitution and drugs. So it gets fun. 
The brown detectives may have solved an age old mystery. Maybe it will prevent future loose stools. We'll see.
Jeans, this is the final episode of 2014. Let's promise each other one thing, next year, even HIGHER!

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