How have I just now found out about this podcast.  I love it!  I have heard all of Tom's stand up and have been a fan for years.  Will have to listen to Christina's now.  You guys are literally getting me through work.

I was at Howard Theatre, you were hilarious dude

The Seagull stuff, just amazes me. Please do an entire show dedicated to the man.

Cover of Brand New's "Degausser."

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Degausser [Brand New cover by Simple Mind]

A comprehensive reimagining of the 2006 album with a similar title.

Millstone [Brand New cover by Simple Mind]

JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more. 
This episode is pure mommy magic. From balloon porn and the lost souls that do it to what the most intimate of acts get you in the adult biz (it's $100). 
Plus Jared from Subway and Cosby are both in deeper trouble as news of new allegations for one and MORE evidence for another comes to light - it's not good for either, Rudy.
Did Tom get another Double Pipe Classic this week?? Was it something new? Find out!
Plus we play some angry on set rants from actors and a new player enters the You Know What I'm Sayin championship, ya heard me?
We also recap some of our all-time favorite moments.

300-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you. 
Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!
Tommy had to throw away a box that something came in and it brought up so many difficult feelings that have contributed to his hoarding. Lets explore his past trauma.
A lady gets mad at Wells Fargo and says something that, lets just say, might go down as the all time greatest drop in YMH history. KISS IT!
Plus we get into some of Tom's new hobbies. Won't you help come up with a performer name for him!?!
No Loose Jeans allowed!!

301-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.
Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with you and fluid bond with you. 
SURPRISE - we have an improptu Top Dog call and it does NOT disappoint!
Tommy's workout crushed him and he's seeking motivation.
Plus we explore what is Amaze and that is the wonder of Dennis Rodman in a new documentary that chronicles his trip to North Korea. 
KISS IT!!

302-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you. 
In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the origins of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Have you heard your voice? It doesn't sound the way it used to.
PLUS we include the LIVE from MOMTREAL YMH at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival with a BANGIN audience.
We talk about the great (angry) dog trainer, Peter Caine, French curse words, Top Dog's REAL murder story and Christina's dad and how good he must be at lovin the ladies. 
There's a FILL HER UP, Would You Rather and MORE! 
 
Nique ta mere!

Classic Jeans 152 +BONUS MOMtreal-303-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

JEANS ARE ON AGAIN!
What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course!
Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we have a new favorite song, know what I'm sayin? Hell to the naw naw naw.
A new movie idea just came to T Bunz, Will ChristJeansa like it? Hope So!
The moms really meow down on this one, ENJOY!

304-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insists that Christina is flirting with both their post man and a local Whole Foods Employee. A very sad dental update. Lots of mommy mail and a call from Top Dog!! Is it heaven on earth? No, it's just  Your Mom's House!

309 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Islah is the upcoming debut studio album by American rapper, singer, and entrepreneur Kevin Gates It is scheduled to be released January 29, 2016. This is Kevin Gates' first studio album with Atlantic Records. : Buy Here https://derwitz.bandcamp.com/album/yungcameltoe
ISLAH means to reform, to improve, to make better, and I believe that’s what my first daughter did to me,” Kevin Gates says in a press release. "So I named my first album after my first daughter; because it improved me, it made me better.”  The ISLAH tracklist is as follows:

NOT THE ONLY ONE
REALLY REALLY
2 PHONES
PRIDE
LA FAMILIA
TIME FOR THAT
THOUGHT I HEARD (BREAD WINNERS’ ANTHEM)
HARD FOR
ASK FOR MORE
ONE THING
THE TRUTH
KNO ONE
TOLD ME
AIN’T TOO HARD
I LOVE IT

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Gucci Mane EL GUWOPO Gucci Mane EL GUWOPO Gucci Mane EL GUWOPO Gucci Mane EL GUWOPO Gucci Mane EL GUWOPO www.youtube.com/watch?v=RejadrMPezE Galafati Music Group Presents "EL GUWOPO", a mixtape featuring tracks of Gucci Mane welcoming home the Trap God, who was released from prison early today. Gucci Mane EL GUWOPO
1.EL GUWOPO Intro
2. First Day Out The Feds (Prod By MikeWillMadeIt)
3. Losin
4 . Left Hand
5.Gucci N Trinidad Featuring Trinidad James
6. Ain't Got Time
7.Money Do
8.Dope Love
9.Lunch Freestyle Featuring Rich The Kid
10. El Chapo
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It's the first Tuesdays of 2017 as Joe and a semi-homeless Mark ring in the new year with stories of Mark interrupting a movie on edibles, the YKWD christmas gift exchange & Joe hits up some Canadian open mics with Louis C.K. & Mike Lawrence! Check it out!

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#175 Master In Anal

Hey Tuesgays! Joe is still is still in oral agony after having his tooth pulled but guts it out for the pod as Mark gets into why he shared a hotel room with comedian Chris Allen, Joe opens for Nick Griffin at the taping of his special, and the guys share their thoughts on the Patriots Super Bowl win.

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#181 Cloud 9/11

Hey Tuesgays, Mark & Joe are back with a story of a nosy, music inclined kid at Chipotle, Joe's confrontations on both land and sky as well as Mark being late for everything on his trip to Tampa. Check it out!

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#183 Gay Fire

It's a big mitt glitch as Mark & Joe talk their top five comedians, Joe deals with a Minnesota panic attack and rowdy crowds while Mark heads to the Crapshoot Comedy Festival in Vegas for a comedy, strip clubs and booze filled time! Check it out!

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