Crazy Locs used to call my record store and freestyle on the work line for ~45-60min on avg. We would set the phone down and come back later, dude still rappin. he didnt sell a lot of consignment in those days.

Top Dog should know better than to test the waters.  Ever.

Who's house? Your Mom's House. That's right. A WYR is read on another podcast but they don't want to credit their mothers? That's okay. You know who designed that Xmas WYR - your jeans. Shout out to David Choe and Asa Akira. We drop some NEW WYR's in your ears and read some of your emails. Dental Update for Tommy, A NEW case of foreign accent syndrome and Theo SPEAKS! Maybe dogs DO have brains. There's no such thing as Wednesday!

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You know what I'm sayin? We like to say it first! Sometimes you put your peepee in a scary place and you don't die - we celebrate that. We hear from a black man who isn't hung like a black man. If someone has had sex with 100 plus people do you count them out as marriage material? The Mommies don't agree. Oprah doesn't front. She's actually Mad Cool. I wish directors would act more like I wish actors would sing more. STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN MOVIES. Is Alec Baldwin a homophobe because he said something bad when he was mad? Do simple words mean more than intent and action? Don't be a #$%^*. A break thru BROWN TALK and more!

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Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be to have Tony Soprano as a father. After all, we are all White, which is a huge plus these days. We go DEEP with Matt as we share and discuss revelations about ourselves and how we discover truths and act on them (For Reals, dawg). Beware of PSYCHOS! They're not just characters on TV. They're everywhere and you probably know a few. Shia LaBeouf, pay attention here. We are back exploring the musical talents of the oozing-with-talent mega movie stars of the last 20 years. Eddie Murphy, Don Johnson and Russell Crowe all, uh, sing? The episode is the DOGS T*TS! (There's even a Lorenzo Lamas story)

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HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, "Whoa, I'm proud of myself." Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we have managed to land an all-time favorite and MY OH MY did we have fun. Adult superstar, Juelz Ventura is as laid back and fun as she is sexy and full of drool (we'll let her explain). We get to ask everything we've ever wanted to ask to someone who does the dirty on camera and we get answers that you won't be able to wrap your loose vagina around. Juelz is game for anything and shares the inside scoop that we've been yearning for. Oh yeah, when we finally get to the clip that you all love, well, it's magic. This episode has heart, laughs, boobs and honestly, what else could you want? 

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Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!
T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it isn't because - BRACE YOURSELF -
CRAZIE LOCS finally speaks directly to us. 
Did that last sentence process? If it didn't read it again. 
Also, you know what I'm saying, you feel me, understand? And now SMELL ME? All in one clip from one person and he's the only one speaking. Amazing.

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We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!
It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic. Like Wipe Down Epic. 
This ep is loaded: Crazie Locs listens to a fan song, a NEW abusive pimp, La Croix responds, NEW vocal fry, and a bunch of Would You Rather's. 
This ep is the Jeans' Jeans.

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Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).
You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There's a young dude who likes grandma's GROSSSSS. 
Plus there's a girl who is in to tasting the uh, splooge, of dudes from different ethnicities. GROSSSSSSER.
Tina tries to trick Tom into playing incriminating clips of verbal "slip ups." Will it backfire on Tina? Probably. 
And a NEW Gnawm Sayin King is proud to take his throne. Smell us?

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Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. A
lot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feel
me? 
When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name.
Otherwise we'll be FINISHED and DONE with you. 
The mommy's really do their thang in this one and even talk to
Tommy's Mommy about his new, important revelation. He's not only
Poly and Bi...listen to find out what ELSE he, er, they is
now. 
JEANS FOREVER.

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The Biggest Problem in the Uni

#17 - Shitty Passengers, Nepot

#4 - The Biggest Problem in the Universe

This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us.  This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it.  We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea).  Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things.  THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO.  As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly.    Please support our sponsors:  ShadyRays.com code: MOM Stamps.com code: MOM 23andMe.com/mom DollarShaveClub.com/mom Quip.com/mom

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The Double Toasted podcast review a new movie today called UNCUT GEMS, starring Adam Sandler.

UNCUT GEMS - Double Toasted Audio Review

THE DAILY DOUBLE TALK - Join Korey and Christian as they discuss all things entertainment news.

THE DAILY DOUBLE TALK - 08 - 24 - 2020

EP. นี้ พูดคุยกันต่อในเรื่องของ “คอร์รัปชัน” โดยเปิดประเด็นใหม่ที่น่าสนใจอย่าง Mega Project ว่าแท้จริงแล้ว กฎกติกาที่รัฐเผยออกมา คำนึงถึงสังคม จริยธรรม และมาตรฐานสากลหรือไม่ หรือมีการซ่อนกลโกงอะไรบางอย่างไว้ภายใน ผ่านการตั้งคำถามถึงผลประโยชน์ที่ตกแก่รัฐ และที่ต้องตกแก่สาธารณะชนอย่างเป็นธรรม ก่อนจะต่อกันด้วยประเด็นใกล้ตัว ที่ผู้เกี่ยวข้องในกระบวนการยุติธรรมเข้าไปมีส่วนร่วมให้เกิดการบิดเบือนความยุติธรรมเสียเอง กับ ดร.มานะ นิมิตมงคล เลขาธิการองค์กรต่อต้านคอร์รัปชัน

339-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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