Jeans,
We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy!
Plus, was that fart or the national anthem? 
Nothing is worse that a goofy porn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat there for a month. Did you know that Tommy can do ANY foreign accent? 
It's all here.

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Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click. 
Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Really, they happened DURING the episode. What was the cause? Did Christina brown too?!?
Plus Ann Wolfe drops some serious fight knowledge in the Ann Wolfe way AND Will Steven Seagal be challenged as the most ridiculous martial artist by another silly man? Not even close, but we have some fun audio of Chuck Norris. 
Did you know Antonio Cromartie had a vasectomy? Did you know it didn't work? We have audio of his orgasm.

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And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers. 
Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing like a funny clip with a sad backstory to get the show a rockin!
Plus we asked you if Hitler porn existed and you answered! The Fuhrer wouldn't be so happy if he saw what happened to his picture tho. 
When a megachurch pastor speaks in error we laugh. When he can't seem to fix it we laugh harder. 
This is all denim here.

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Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up!
Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record their messages for us. 
Plus the mystery has been SOLVED. There's no more guessing when it comes to Hey, Hitler or Happy Birthday to, er, Nicholas. We have the indisputable results. They are disturbing, which is our favorite. 
Plus Tommy is ambushed by a SURPRISE psychological review of his artwork. Is he well? 
Never play games with Ghostface Killah or his goons. This audio should prove that to you.

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We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!
It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic. Like Wipe Down Epic. 
This ep is loaded: Crazie Locs listens to a fan song, a NEW abusive pimp, La Croix responds, NEW vocal fry, and a bunch of Would You Rather's. 
This ep is the Jeans' Jeans.

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Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).
You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There's a young dude who likes grandma's GROSSSSS. 
Plus there's a girl who is in to tasting the uh, splooge, of dudes from different ethnicities. GROSSSSSSER.
Tina tries to trick Tom into playing incriminating clips of verbal "slip ups." Will it backfire on Tina? Probably. 
And a NEW Gnawm Sayin King is proud to take his throne. Smell us?

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Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This week we have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words. Someone even said it to the Prez!

Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFUL and a DENTAL UPDATE that will have you brushing extra hard tonight. 

Seems like Mozart was a mommy, 20,000 years ago when he was alive and that's just somethin you gotta Respek.

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You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy. 

This is the only podcast that provides cool insight like that. Also, Top Dog did it again. Yup, you guessed it, his face meat hit the numbers on the phone when we spoke to him. Oh yeah, he sharted too. Great story.

All that and more. Just get your jeans on.

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Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS.

Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT.

Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teacher jacket. Have you seen it? No, seriously, have you?

The master of accents becomes even more masterful in this one. PLUS, was Hitler THAT bad? 

Would You Rather's, Fan Mail, Seagal, Butt hair and MORE!

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If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN!

Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, keep the kids and someone worthwhile will come in to your life. It's just that rat "thing" that's keeping people away. 

Our Super Jew producer brought us a video about how to spot a Jew. But, like we said, he's a Jew. We don't know what he's up to but it feels really Jewey. 

The Master Of Accents is BACK! Will he finally be defeated by an inimitable cadence? 

Plus FAN MAIL, PATREON, and TINA JEANS is hitting the road again. Get those JEANS ON!!

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When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut sugar (mostly).  Plus Tina gets grossed out by a gagging video and we have some new really boring stuff to play for you.  Some fashion is absurd and we gladly make fun of it. How do some guys tolerate ball kicks? Are you one of those guys? could you drop us a line?  We are more than honored that the President spoke our name. Please enjoy these fresh pressed jeans.

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