Show starts here. Blueban squawks on mic for the first time! 

Cincinnati Fart - Renaissance Hotel, room #618. Definitive proof. 

I hope your IBS gets even crazier, and you shit in your own beard.  OW

THE ORIGIN OF WATER CHAMPIONSHIP STARTS HERE

Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be to have Tony Soprano as a father. After all, we are all White, which is a huge plus these days. We go DEEP with Matt as we share and discuss revelations about ourselves and how we discover truths and act on them (For Reals, dawg). Beware of PSYCHOS! They're not just characters on TV. They're everywhere and you probably know a few. Shia LaBeouf, pay attention here. We are back exploring the musical talents of the oozing-with-talent mega movie stars of the last 20 years. Eddie Murphy, Don Johnson and Russell Crowe all, uh, sing? The episode is the DOGS T*TS! (There's even a Lorenzo Lamas story)

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Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice German man's tough nips. We love you so much that we took what was to be the next BONUS episode and we gave it to you, the little Mommy. This show was the Dog's T**S and there are sex secrets revealed. What more could you want? Pull those jeans up. A little higher, please? 

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The Border Legion

the biscuit eater

בלי חשבון עם אלי ציפורי 17-02-23 שעה ראשונה

Sometimes when someone screams to F**K someone Right in their P***y they are not who they seem! REJOICE, Tina is back in the Mommy Dome and her jeans are tighter than ever. Will she reveal secrets of her shoot? I don't know. Maybe. 
When a LADY gets a massage do Pro men go for the gold and give her that happy ending? Let's discuss. Chuck Woolery is doing A LOT of commercials. A LOT. And they're all for old people that are falling apart. What do they each pay? 11 dollars.
Tommy and Tina discuss how many more marriages they'll go thru. More than 3? That seems like too many. Maybe we should just sign a good ol' C*m dog up to hang out around the house. Sean Connery approves! 
If you never saw the House of Cosby's do yourself a favor and watch them, Rudy. They are AMAZING, Theo. Eat the pudding slice!

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Hematocytometer

Nickpoint

Yo Chuck! Yo, You got AIDS, YO! Aw, Damn, kid. Hope you got your Jimmy Hat.
Tommy's done with the road for 2016, but he brought Guess My Brown home from the Big City! Will Tina guess correctly?
Bunz has an idea for a new business to help support our growing family. If you need a nail trimming, please don't cut them! We're coming over. 
Plus fashion has never been Tommy's strong suit and he's apparently really owning that now. Jeans has something to say about Bunzies new apparel. 
And she rocked your world with last weeks Yellow/Brown/Yellow revelation. This week, Tina has a NEW insight into how browns and yellows sometimes mix.

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Jeans,
We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy!
Plus, was that fart or the national anthem? 
Nothing is worse that a goofy porn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat there for a month. Did you know that Tommy can do ANY foreign accent? 
It's all here.

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If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN!

Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, keep the kids and someone worthwhile will come in to your life. It's just that rat "thing" that's keeping people away. 

Our Super Jew producer brought us a video about how to spot a Jew. But, like we said, he's a Jew. We don't know what he's up to but it feels really Jewey. 

The Master Of Accents is BACK! Will he finally be defeated by an inimitable cadence? 

Plus FAN MAIL, PATREON, and TINA JEANS is hitting the road again. Get those JEANS ON!!

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Mução liga para Benedita, conhecida como Bolinha e diz que ela tá alterando as balanças para as pessoas se sentirem mais magras. Será que vai pegar ar?

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