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618 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to.  Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed!

650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation.  Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.

416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step.  We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24.  We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.   Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.

462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).  Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.  Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.

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Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom and Christina were fascinated by an ugly man at the pool. What are the craziest tattoos? Josh Potter has an update on his new career and, OH BOY - we have "Acupuncture" remixes and they are unbelievable. He's everybody's favorite Doctor who resides, after dark, right here in Studio Jeans. He is the host of Dr. Drew After Dark, which is found right here on our channel. Dr. Drew starts out of the gate weighing in on some of the coolest guys we've ever seen, including Cool Guy Tony. Christina also has Dr. Drew assess some of her TikTok discoveries and The Main Mommies inquire about some of the most pressing Yellow and Brown questions.

515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 are discussed and did you know there was a TV show that Donnell was on before The Chappelle Show? Christina shows Donnell some TikToks and we get to hear what it was like touring with Bill Burr on the Rich Bitch tour. Check out The Donnell Rawlings' podcast on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Next guest in Studio Jeans is Author, Motivational Speaker and Real Estate mogul, Grant Cardone. Grant has come to studio jeans to make us rich. He gets right into the gems of wisdom while discussing his successes vs his failures and his motivations. Finally, Tom finds out the nitty gritty details on Private Jet ownership. Can Grant convince Christina? What does Grant think of Dan Pena? All this, plus a how to on dealing with "haters."

516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok! Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all over the world and stars in/created the NETFLIX show “Mr. Iglesias.” What kind of intrusive thoughts run through the mind of a man who sells out The Staples Center? We hear about Gabriel’s bidet usage and show him our Gangbanger friends in Syria. Plus Gabriel tells us about his experience with a particular over-zealous fan, a story he’s never shared before his time on Your Mom’s House. J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian and actor and film maker who you know as Dr. Laurence Erhardt and the original puppeteer and voice of Tom Servo and Gypsy on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He currently can be seen co-starring in the film The Fiddling Horse. He also made the documentary starring Tom Segura, Chad Daniels and Pete Lee called "I Need To Kill." Today his gives us his insight on The Fed Smoker, who has a new helpful video for us. We learn what it was like to start doing comedy at 15 years old from J. Elvis Weinstein and we get to see more from Cool Guy Tony. SooWoo!

527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped. Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon. SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code HOUSE to try it FREE. - Go To CBDMD.com and use promo code "YOURMOM" for 25% of your purchase of superior CBD oil products

543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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