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Who's house? Your Mom's House. That's right. A WYR is read on another podcast but they don't want to credit their mothers? That's okay. You know who designed that Xmas WYR - your jeans. Shout out to David Choe and Asa Akira. We drop some NEW WYR's in your ears and read some of your emails. Dental Update for Tommy, A NEW case of foreign accent syndrome and Theo SPEAKS! Maybe dogs DO have brains. There's no such thing as Wednesday!

165-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Don't be SCURRED! It's just your mom and your other mom. Spooky, isn't it? Listen, you no talent piece of S**T! You need to work on your craft! We finally get to the TRUMPET FIGHT that so many of you pointed us to. We read your comments on Tapatio vs Cholula, Lou Reed vs Jodeci and the ICP and whether or not they love God. We revisit some of our favorite scary movie moments and Tom auditions to do voice over work for movie trailers. We're back to FILLING HER UP AND SEALING HER SHUT - super creepy edition. Who will you fill? Be VERY careful listening to this episode because it is VERY scary! Dump Cakes. 

167-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be to have Tony Soprano as a father. After all, we are all White, which is a huge plus these days. We go DEEP with Matt as we share and discuss revelations about ourselves and how we discover truths and act on them (For Reals, dawg). Beware of PSYCHOS! They're not just characters on TV. They're everywhere and you probably know a few. Shia LaBeouf, pay attention here. We are back exploring the musical talents of the oozing-with-talent mega movie stars of the last 20 years. Eddie Murphy, Don Johnson and Russell Crowe all, uh, sing? The episode is the DOGS T*TS! (There's even a Lorenzo Lamas story)

Matt Braunger-183-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Tom sits alone and reveals how much of a struggle it was to get the equipment working in the first podcast from the MommyDome. Tom plays a phone call he recorded with his friend, Steve as they recall a drug deal from their youth. The full story of the drug deal is in detail on Episode 185 of The Joe Rogan Experience. Tom plays a few Would You Rather's and flogs himself for his technical shortcomings. Christina is in San Jose, so this one is all Tommy Mommy. 

Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura Episode 41

President Trump&rsquo;s 2020 State of the Union address might have been the best ever given. But many Democrats refused to stand even for points they agreed with! Glenn speaks with Reps. Thomas Massie and Chris Stewart to discuss the hostile atmosphere in the room, Speaker Pelosi&rsquo;s handshake &ldquo;attempt,&rdquo; and her speech rip. And Rebel Media founder Ezra Levant discusses how his book, &ldquo;The Libranos,&rdquo; exposes the death of Canadian independent journalism at the hands of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. He was interrogated by federal investigators and secretly recorded the whole thing!

Best of the Program | Guests:  Rep Thomas Massie, Rep. Chris Stewart &  Ezra Levant | 2/5/20

Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money. Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter. To wrap things up we have a hearty batch of TikToks to make you leave this show more uncomfortable than when you arrived. SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to your local liquor store and ask for Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey!

551 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to check in from NYC. Plus. TIKTOKS! Then we look at some fan artwork and comments, and we introduce a new contest for all the mommies to participate in.

552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news. We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead. SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4 week trial - ExpressVPN.com/MOM for 3 months free with a 1-year package. - Check out BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when you use our special promo code [HOUSE] -- Just pay $5 shipping.

553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words.... We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world. Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter. Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck.

554 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, and look at a clip of a racist toddler, as well as many other cool videos. Also the Saatva contest winners are revealed! SPONSORS: - Check Out Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase - Use promo code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code [MOM], only at Brooklinen.com - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - With over 100 million downloads and tons of five-star reviews, Best Fiends is a must-play!

555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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