Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom and Christina were fascinated by an ugly man at the pool. What are the craziest tattoos? Josh Potter has an update on his new career and, OH BOY - we have "Acupuncture" remixes and they are unbelievable. He's everybody's favorite Doctor who resides, after dark, right here in Studio Jeans. He is the host of Dr. Drew After Dark, which is found right here on our channel. Dr. Drew starts out of the gate weighing in on some of the coolest guys we've ever seen, including Cool Guy Tony. Christina also has Dr. Drew assess some of her TikTok discoveries and The Main Mommies inquire about some of the most pressing Yellow and Brown questions.

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The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives which leads to a discussion on sexy text exchanges exchanges. What exactly is the strategy used when sliding in the DM's? Josh Potter tells all! This episode has it all, pull those jeans up high and tight! SPONSORS: - Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - ForHims.com/house for a free online visit. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code mom, only at Brooklinen.com

546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words.... We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world. Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter. Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck.

554 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, and look at a clip of a racist toddler, as well as many other cool videos. Also the Saatva contest winners are revealed! SPONSORS: - Check Out Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase - Use promo code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code [MOM], only at Brooklinen.com - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order - With over 100 million downloads and tons of five-star reviews, Best Fiends is a must-play!

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SPONSORS: - Get $225 of your order at saatva.com/theshit - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get the most out of your streaming services today at ExpressVPN.com/yourmom. If you use my link, you’ll get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free. Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.

564 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/ymh! - Use promo code [mom] for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com - Right now, our listeners get 3 Additional Months for FREE at Babbel.com with Promo Code [MOM] - Go to Whoop.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. What's up there Chomos! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's recent surgery. They watch videos of a Bulgarian lady speaking bad English, a British Karen, a guy going insane on a bus, a cool girl in Guam, and listen to an interview that was done with the late, great Conald Petersen, aka FedSmoker. They read some listener emails about fat flight attendants, Dhar Mann's target audience, five stroke flossing, and the Mousepad Cool Guy's ethnicity. They also watch an Oakland A's player give a cool salute in the dugout, the Mousepad Cool Guy singing a Catholic hymn, Tony John's thoughts on COVID-19, a dude who got caught browning in a garden, and a follow-up on YMH All-Star the Sissy of Freemont Street. They wrap up by looking at a batch of Christina's TikToks.

565 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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566 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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575 - Pauly Shore - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. WELCOME TO THE YMH NEWS NETWORK! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the presidential election, and what Donald Trump will do during his remaining 70 days in office. They take a look at televangelist Kenneth Copeland's response to Joe Biden's victory, and cover the Trump press conference that was held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We also learn that Trump was actually a YMH fan and watch a montage of him discussing jeans. The main mommies discuss CP's Halloween costume, men sitting on women's faces, gay fitness, and familiarize the audience with Tom's sister OMG Maria. Jean and Jean watch an update from the Big Butt Cool Guy, a fart that rivals Charo's, an Australian man give himself a haircut, and more! YMH regular and host of the Roach Motel, Josh Potter joins Tom and Christina to discuss edibles and other psychedelics, Alex Trebek's passing, Hunter Biden's cool leaked video, wearing socks in the bedroom, and more! They take a look at some crazy turbulence on a flight, a guy that doesn't like the song "Sweet Caroline," Joel Osteen's inspiration cube, Sean Connery on hitting women, some Steven Seagal-style martial arts, and this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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566 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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