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606 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at https://shadyrays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to https://GETQUIP.com/MOM5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. - Go to https://LIQUIDIV.COM and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to at https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/MOM and use code: MOM at checkout for 20% off your purchase and your first coffee club order! HOME HERE NOW!!! Christina P zooms in from Austin, Texas to chat with Tom Segura about names that would suck to have, Nadav taking his lunch home in a trash bag, what his Christian name should be, Austin chit chat, the show "Couples Therapy," and more. They watch a cool video of Rajneesh discussing democracy. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and the host of the "Live to Tape" podcast. He joins Tom Segura to discuss GHB, car accidents, big fakers, Armie Hammer, Matt Lauer, and Enny's brown schedule. They watch some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, a cool guy explaining why women like older men, a guy looking for single moms to hit him up, a dude who insists he isn't a cuck, a cool swinger couple, and a batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

612 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to <a href="https://stamps.com">https://stamps.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to <a href= "https://brooklinen.com">https://brooklinen.com</a> and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Visit <a href= "https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM">https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM</a> and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - To get your first $5,000 managed for FREE, for life, go to <a href= "https://Wealthfront.com/YMH">https://Wealthfront.com/YMH</a>. - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to <a href= "https://babbel.com/MOM">https://babbel.com/MOM</a> KEEP FEATHERIN IT!! On this week's YMH, Christina P zooms into Studio Jeans to talk to Tom Segura about the weather in Austin, Texas, their son picking up wild animals, YMH staffer Enny's unique brown technique, American Ninja Warrior, and more. They watch an update from The King, a guy showing you how to brown like Enny, YMH All-Star Charles getting recognized at a restaurant, and more! Bill Burr is a comedian, actor, and host of the "Monday Morning Podcast" and "Bill Bert Podcast." He joins Tom Segura to discuss acting in "The Mandalorian," his experience doing mushrooms, cancel culture, and his last bad bomb. He plays "Horrible or Hilarious," watches clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, and reacts to a guy who is extremely angry about Nascar's cooler ban.

615 - Bill Burr - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to <a href= "https://saatva.com/theshit">https://saatva.com/theshit</a> for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to <a href= "https://Squarespace.com/MOM">https://Squarespace.com/MOM</a> for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to <a href= "https://LiquidIV.com">https://LiquidIV.com</a> and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to <a href= "https://Therabody.com/MOM">https://Therabody.com/MOM</a> and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Go to <a href= "https://ForHims.com/mom">https://ForHims.com/mom</a> and get your first visit absolutely free! JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how CP got pink eye, their son, Ellis, bringing home a toad, the Netflix show "Halston," and more. They watch a video of polyamorous human dogs, some more "point of privilege" clips, and Christina's TikTok curations. Beth Stelling is a comedian and writer. She joins Tom Segura to discuss making her stand-up special "Girl Daddy," strip clubs, and getting brown on your finger. They also watch "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and clips of people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

616 - Beth Stelling - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at <a href= "https://livestream.ymhstudios.com">https://livestream.ymhstudios.com</a>. SPONSORS: - Go to <a href="https://stamps.com">https://stamps.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Get FREE chicken, burgers, and hot dogs in your first box when you sign up at <a href= "https://ButcherBox.com/MOM">https://ButcherBox.com/MOM</a>! - Try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days at <a href= "https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM">https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM</a> - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit <a href= "https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom">https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom</a> It's a very special episode of Your Mom's House today as Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy and his co-host from the Palcast, The Creep, stop by! First off, Tom and Christina discuss pitching a heroin hotel to Shark tank, the lost conversation with Dr. Joe Kort about being gay, straight or bisexual and take a walk down memory lane with Christina's old comedy tour posters. Then, Shaggy and The Creep stop by to talk about his various injuries, how McDonald's helped introduce him to the Creep and how they came up with pie fives. Then we run them through our favorite juggalo videos including a guy who regrets his ICP tattoo, scissor ASMR and Super Humman. After that, they go over Christina's date with the King, Tom's beef with Garth Brooks and Christina shows Shaggy and The Creep some her latest TikTok curations.

619 - Shaggy 2 Dope & The Creep - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS: - Go to <a href="https://stamps.com">https://stamps.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to <a href= "https://saatva.com/theshit">https://saatva.com/theshit</a> for $200 off your order Go to <a href= "https://JuneShine.com/YMH">https://JuneShine.com/YMH</a> or use code YMH at checkout to receive 20% off PLUS Free Shipping SITE WIDE. - Go to <a href= "https://Squarespace.com/MOM">https://Squarespace.com/MOM</a> for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Head to <a href= "https://policygenius.com">https://policygenius.com</a> to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit <a href= "https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom">https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom</a> HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P swap sharting stories, take a look at YMH staffer Chris Larson's most recent Instagram videos, discuss Christina's "Mom Song" that she recorded with Kreayshawn, talk about their most recent live show, and call Top Dog to discuss the problems he's been having with his taint. They watch videos of a cool guy who wants to eat your brown, updates from Unk Shine and The King, an insane chiropractor clip, a vintage mechanical video which drops the r-word, and more. Shane Gillis is a comedian and host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast." He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new stand-up special "Shane Gillis Live in Austin," how to do a Donald Trump impression, Texas' new abortion law, and getting bullied by college kids at an FSU game. Tom and Christina share some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, TikToks, and a cool clip of a person explaining bug pronouns with Shane.

623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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624 - Chris Hansen - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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625 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

572 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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574 - Cody Ko - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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616 - Beth Stelling - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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