It's going down TONIGHT! YMH LIVE in Austin, TX! Don't wait! Get your tickets for the livestream at <a href= "https://livestream.ymhstudios.com">https://livestream.ymhstudios.com</a> SPONSORS: - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to <a href= "https://manscaped.com/MOM">https://manscaped.com/MOM</a>. - Go to <a href= "https://Talkspace.com">https://Talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday.

622 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: <a href= "https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537">https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537</a> 1/22 @ 10pm: <a href= "https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539">https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539</a> SPONSORS: - Go to <a href= "https://ShipStation.com">https://ShipStation.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to <a href= "https://saatva.com/theshit">https://saatva.com/theshit</a> for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to <a href= "https://brooklinen.com">https://brooklinen.com</a> and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to <a href= "https://manscaped.com/MOM">https://manscaped.com/MOM</a>. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code MOM to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit! Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch!

627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: <a href= "https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/">https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/</a> SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming only on Peacock. Go to <a href= "https://PeacockTV.com">https://PeacockTV.com</a> to sign up. - Go to <a href= "https://ShipStation.com">https://ShipStation.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to <a href= "https://saatva.com/theshit">https://saatva.com/theshit</a> for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to <a href= "https://brooklinen.com">https://brooklinen.com</a> and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to <a href= "https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSE">https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSE</a> to get an additional pair of gloves for free all November - Go to <a href= "https://Talkspace.com">https://Talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting <a href= "https://SIMPLISAFE.com/yourmom">https://SIMPLISAFE.com/yourmom</a>. This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks!

630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Visit <a href= "https://ExpressVPN.com/yourmom">https://ExpressVPN.com/yourmom</a> and get an extra three months FREE. - Download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH for 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more. - Go to <a href="https://Brooklinen.com">https://Brooklinen.com</a> and use promo code house for $20 off with a minimum purchase of $100. - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and get 15% off when you use the code MOM at checkout. - Go to <a href="http://LIQUIDIV.COM">http://LIQUIDIV.COM</a> and use code MOM at checkout to get 25% off ANYTHING you order! - Go to <a href= "https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSE">https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSE</a> to get an additional pair of gloves for free and save over $200. Pull them up all the way over your head! This week Tom Segura and Christina P start off with discussing twins, if Tom actually has fun, and the differences between how the main mommies raise the boys. We open the show with a clip of a super cool guy hitting on ladies at the gym and causing a scene. Is he the son of FedSmoker? We then watch clips of a lunatic crusading for acceptance and understanding of a super stigmatized group, an enraged Uber driver, and we talk about wild bumper sticker culture. We see Patty's doppelganger give a sermon, discuss why compliments from black people are the best kind of compliment you can get, and we try to find a video of an Asian guy crushing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. Will Nadav find it? We have a new video from "I turn into a telescope" guy and he's got some information to share with us. We go through a few Horrible or Hilarious and a fun bunch of Christina's TikTok curations.

633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS:- Head to https://Squarespace.com/MOM and use the offer code MOM for a free trial and to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.- Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo code MOM, bet JUST FIVE DOLLARS on any NBA team, and win ONE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if they’re victorious.- Go to https://WHOOP.com and get 15% off when you use the code MOM at checkout.- Get 25% off a membership when you sign up now at https://Fitbod.me/MOM- Go to https://PeacockTV.com and binge the entire first season of MacGruber now!- Go to http://LIQUIDIV.COM and use code MOM at checkout to get 25% off ANYTHING you order! Pull those jeans up, it's Christmas time with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get started with checking in on Patty's J status, and get into Christine's excitement for the Sex and the City reboot! We open with another super cool racing interview, Tim updates Christinith on Bart Chrystler's insane touring habits, and get a new mispronunciation of Brad Kreischenger's name! We watch a super cool compilation of a mommy touching IG lives through the fence, and the main mommies give a top notch film critique of the Princess Diana movie "Spencer" with Kristen Stewart, as well as House of Gucci with Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, and Jared Leto along with some potential spoilers. We get an update on the LatinX movement, Christina asks for Tom's help on how to appropriately figure out someone's pronouns, we see a rad fish eating challenge, and see a really cool selfie with Joel Osteen. We check out a soda review, check out the Chris Larson December post, We get an update on Christina's TikTok bans and get in a rabbit hole of a TikTokker's dirty feet. We get into Christina's curations, Tom trying to figure out if a tall person he saw was a pro basketball player, and his strategies to not talking to people on a plane.

635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the day. The moms saw a Charlie Brown Christmas with annoying people in the audience, watch one of the best trash talkers from one of Barstool's Rough N' Rowdy's, and we revisit the gag couple! We get into dad culture, Little Jeans' 5th birthday party, and massage chairs for Tom. We get to see FedSmoker working a case and take a look at Christina's TikTok curations.

637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, we talk about rights, and philosophers and their life styles. We see videos of a cool guy from the UK harassing a female officer AND an old school FedSmoker interaction. What an episode!

638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock.

639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February post! Also, Enny think hot sauce is the best! We watch a juicy confrontation at a McDonalds drive thru and we debate the pronunciation on the word "Crayon."

643 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hey what's up there chomos? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad Pitt, Bert Kreischer and Jimmy Buffett, Christina P and Paula Abdul… speaking of Jimmy Buffett, Tim and Christine discuss Margaritaville Resorts and other severely alcoholic destinations. Then, we’re joined by Tom’s mom aka Charo and her sister Blanca! Immediately, Charo comes in hot with her classic gaslighting and extortion skills, asking Tom to give her $500 and other various gifts for basically no reason. Tom and Christina remind her about the gifts they already got on this trip, including a manicure, a pedicure, gourmet coffee and cookies, a shopping spree… but Charo saved Tom $500? What is going on?!? As usual, Tom gets Charo and Blanca to watch Horrible or Hilarious clips, TikToks, and Fedsmoker videos. Can they handle the trauma? Can Tom and Christina handle the guests? And who won the bet anyway??? Watch and find out!

644 - Charo & Blanca - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright.  THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations!

630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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