Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: <a href= "https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537">https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537</a> 1/22 @ 10pm: <a href= "https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539">https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539</a> SPONSORS: - Go to <a href= "https://ShipStation.com">https://ShipStation.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to <a href= "https://saatva.com/theshit">https://saatva.com/theshit</a> for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to <a href= "https://brooklinen.com">https://brooklinen.com</a> and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to <a href= "https://manscaped.com/MOM">https://manscaped.com/MOM</a>. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code MOM to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit! Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch!

627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours RIGHT NOW with an account at https://Jambb.com!  New shows have been added to Tom Segura's I'm Coming Everywhere tour! April 30th in San Francisco, CA, May 7th in North Charleston, SC, and June 18th in Coachella, CA! Get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour.It's Wednesday mommies, you know what that means! Another episode of Your Mom's House! This week Jeans and Jeans start the show discussing their new fireplace, and the history of Sugar Ray (aka Sugar Gay), and what team they're gonna let each other bang for Valentine's Day. Shortly after, they're joined by Jim Gaffigan, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Check out his new Netflix special - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster! Jim and the Jeanses talk about balancing show business and family, trying to raise children to not be cool guys/girls, and most importantly, brown routines. Later, Jim gets introduced to some of Christina's newest TikTok curations, Tom's latest horrible or hilarious clips, and even gets a taste of the world of pup play! Strap in and enjoy this week's episode!

641 - Jim Gaffigan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright.  THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations!

645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss husbands watching their wives give birth, the BTK killer, peener size, and "Ozark." They watch a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and new videos of Fedsmoker buying cigarettes and fighting with a church band. Then, Chris Larson faces up against the newest YMH staffer, Chad, to see who the smartest person at YMH is. The Main Mommies quiz them on basic knowledge and U.S. citizenship questions, and the victor is surprising! Jenny Pentland is a writer, childhood friend of Christina's, and Roseanne Barr's daughter. Her new memoir is called "This Will Be Funny Later." She joins Jean and Jean to discuss memories from growing up with Mommy Tina, watching her mom, Roseanne Barr, rise to fame, being babysat in the back of The Comedy Store, Tom Arnold joining her family, and her life now raising five boys. She wraps up by watching Christina's TikTok curations and Tom's "Horrible or Hilarious" clips.

646 - Jenny Pentland - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! Don't worry! You can still watch it at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals DON’T BE A LOSER!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Royal Family, the Department of Energy official/pup play enthusiast who was fired for stealing women’s luggage, “Wednesday” and goth culture, the National Enquirer article on Garth’s serial killer rumors, and Tom’s 2 Bears rant. They watch videos of a cool girl, revisit Dani’s famous “Hey Hitler” video, watch a bunch of Dan Pena clips, and see a video of a super cool pet coyote. Tom also issues a challenge to Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter, and the Main Mommies announce that there’s a new show coming to YMH Studios with Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler! Comedian Chad Daniels joins Todd and Christine to discuss taping two different specials on the same night, dealing with hecklers, and why he can’t stand being put on the spot. Jean and Jean run him through “Horrible or Hilarious” clips as well as Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Don't Ask Me That! w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep.687

SPONSORS:-Go to <a href="https://Saatva.com/theshit">https://Saatva.com/theshit</a> to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew.Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos.<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts!<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695

SPONSORS:-Go to <a href="https://Saatva.com/theshit">https://Saatva.com/theshit</a> to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal.<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699

SPONSORS:-Go to <a href="https://Saatva.com/theshit">https://Saatva.com/theshit</a> to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl who’s REALLY into aircrafts, we revisit was cloths, and we investigate the questions about space that no one is asking.

Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701

Go watch Ryan Sickler's special "Lefty's Son" on YouTube RIGHT now: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNA</a>SPONSORS: - Go to <a href="https://Saatva.com/theshit">https://Saatva.com/theshit</a> to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos. We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YMH favorite, Ryan Sickler! He tells us about his recent medical flare up, we introduce him to Blind Bob, we have some brown talk, and take a look at a WILD batch of horrible or hilarious clips. Ryan Sickler brings a wash cloth to the table, we watch a WILD Chiro video, we follow up on the TikTok with the cool nose ring, review more tramp stamps, and Christina’s TikTok curations.<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702

SPONSORS: -Go to <a href="https://Saatva.com/theshit">https://Saatva.com/theshit</a> to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ Sh!t Eyes aka Blind Bob, continue our MASSIVE campaign to send Tom to space, and we reinforce that absolutely everyone you know will die at some point. How neat!<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

641 - Jim Gaffigan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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