Monday Morning Podcast

MMPC 11-22-21

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright.  THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations!

645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road. We have an opening clip that really upsets Christina, Enny reclaims his hot sauce power, and we discuss peener problems. We read some follow up emails from mommies about the Texan in Russia, Victoria's Secret models, the guy opening car doors of unlocked cars, and the famous old drunk from Killarney. Christina comes up with a difficult Margaritaville-based Would You Rather, there's an incredible update on the Chad VS Chris feud, and we watch Christina's latest curation of TikToks!

649 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to.  Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed!

650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discuss gross dads with nasty habits at restaurants, we laugh at some Horrible or Hilarious, and we have our second round of the Smart Off of Chris VS Chad! Christina pitches a Would You Rather and we take a look at Christina's TikTok curations for the week!

651 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Mick Jagger dishing Harry Styles, how Christina doesn’t know modern pop artists, the cool massage she got, and Tom’s excitement about a recent Austin storm. They watch videos of an angry British dude, a cool guy with a PSA for the ladies, and more.Sal Vulcano is an improvisational and stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss how they make “Impractical Jokers,” Staten Island, coffee and French fry preferences, doing whippets, and more. Tom shares some Top Dog stories, and they introduce Sal to YMH All-Star doppelgänger, the 10-12 Benadryl Guy.https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

659 - Sal Vulcano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please." Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at https://livetalksla.org/events/tom-seguraJEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks.https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect.They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an update from the “Machines Within” guy Cutter the Killer Clown.ttps://tomsegura.com/tour  https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates  https://store.ymhstudios.com/  https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos.It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean Team. He sits down with the Main Mommies to discuss his time with the show, what’s going to happen with the marathon, and what next is in store for him.<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726

The Double Toasted podcast review the new Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson film called, SKYSCRAPER.

650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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