SPONSORS: - Go to <a href="https://stamps.com">https://stamps.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to <a href= "https://saatva.com/theshit">https://saatva.com/theshit</a> for $200 off your order Go to <a href= "https://JuneShine.com/YMH">https://JuneShine.com/YMH</a> or use code YMH at checkout to receive 20% off PLUS Free Shipping SITE WIDE. - Go to <a href= "https://Squarespace.com/MOM">https://Squarespace.com/MOM</a> for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Head to <a href= "https://policygenius.com">https://policygenius.com</a> to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Go to <a href="https://WHOOP.com">https://WHOOP.com</a> and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit <a href= "https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom">https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom</a> HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P swap sharting stories, take a look at YMH staffer Chris Larson's most recent Instagram videos, discuss Christina's "Mom Song" that she recorded with Kreayshawn, talk about their most recent live show, and call Top Dog to discuss the problems he's been having with his taint. They watch videos of a cool guy who wants to eat your brown, updates from Unk Shine and The King, an insane chiropractor clip, a vintage mechanical video which drops the r-word, and more. Shane Gillis is a comedian and host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast." He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new stand-up special "Shane Gillis Live in Austin," how to do a Donald Trump impression, Texas' new abortion law, and getting bullied by college kids at an FSU game. Tom and Christina share some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, TikToks, and a cool clip of a person explaining bug pronouns with Shane.

623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

After Hours

I Can Fly Away

Get up, c*******as, we have Joey “Coco” Diaz in the studio with us today. Joey’s talking about meeting Joe Rogan, the cocaine 80s, kidnapping, prison, Cuban culture and why LA is so corrosive. INDULGE!

00:00 L.A. Women are weak - couldn’t raise his daughter there
01:39 No woman like Joey’s mom - GANGSTA
04:42 Dad ran with the Jews
08:25 Joey grew up fast + supplying Sticky Charlie
12:14 Running numbers in the Bronx + collecting up
14:40 Mom going back to Cuba? + couldn’t get sister out
16:53 Joey can’t leave + Seattle Troubles
24:39 Day in the life of criminal Joey
30:34 Had to leave + 1984 NYC was WILD
37:06 Scarface changed everything + NYC was on fire
42:53 Getting locked up - inevitable + “we have to teach you a lesson”
52:47 Homeless + Credit Card finesse + itchy in Colorado
58:40 The Kidnapping story
01:26:24 Rapport with Judge is paramount + petty criminality
01:30:34 Prison - gangs + hanging outs in Aids facility
01:41:39 Becoming an entertainer - Pryor + Prison
01:50:24 Prison takes away your manhood
01:51:49 Messing with other prisoners
01:55:19 Meeting Joe Rogan & Mitzi Shore + Comedy Store
01:59:58 Comics don’t listen - Mitzi, Kinison, Hicks, Handler
02:09:40 Andrew’s 1st time watching Joey + always learning
02:15:00 LA is horrible + New York is change
02:21:02 Water drinkers spoilt NYC + life has changed
02:22:09 Joey’s daughter is his consigliere 
02:24:27 Being good on stage + Testicle Testaments
02:30:32 Rogan’s impact + the Podcast was perfect
02:40:02 Book nearly got cancelled - the story that got taken out
02:43:01 Getting so paranoid, Joey called cops on himself
02:44:29 Supplying Whitney Houston
02:48:35 “Matthew McConaughey, you suck”
02:53:01 Has Joey got all the juice out of life? Sage advice from Slash

Joey Diaz BEST Prison Stories, Touring with Joe Rogan, & Selling Drugs

The Joe Rogan Experience

JRE The Joe Rogan Experience #2089 - Joey Diaz

Powerful.
Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.
We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN.
Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter.

Joe Rogan-282-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Seven's Travels

Trying To Find A Balance

When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

Yesterday

Exhausted Love

DWNR

Time Of Our Lives

What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride. No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey.  Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.

494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

You'll never want this episode to end. That's how full of delicious treats it is! GG Allin, coconut "C*M" water, Double-Pipe Classics, Tina and her bestie, Dick Detectives, Top Dog, and More! How is this even possible? Well, thru the love that your mother's have for you - that's HOW. It is a savory masterpiece of an episode and all for you to consume. We guarantee you'll be coming back for seconds when this episode gets into your mouth, Jeans. 

Episode 87-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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