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616 - Beth Stelling - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at <a href= "https://livestream.ymhstudios.com">https://livestream.ymhstudios.com</a>. SPONSORS: - Go to <a href="https://stamps.com">https://stamps.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Get FREE chicken, burgers, and hot dogs in your first box when you sign up at <a href= "https://ButcherBox.com/MOM">https://ButcherBox.com/MOM</a>! - Try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days at <a href= "https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM">https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM</a> - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit <a href= "https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom">https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom</a> It's a very special episode of Your Mom's House today as Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy and his co-host from the Palcast, The Creep, stop by! First off, Tom and Christina discuss pitching a heroin hotel to Shark tank, the lost conversation with Dr. Joe Kort about being gay, straight or bisexual and take a walk down memory lane with Christina's old comedy tour posters. Then, Shaggy and The Creep stop by to talk about his various injuries, how McDonald's helped introduce him to the Creep and how they came up with pie fives. Then we run them through our favorite juggalo videos including a guy who regrets his ICP tattoo, scissor ASMR and Super Humman. After that, they go over Christina's date with the King, Tom's beef with Garth Brooks and Christina shows Shaggy and The Creep some her latest TikTok curations.

619 - Shaggy 2 Dope & The Creep - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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624 - Chris Hansen - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright.  THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations!

645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got stuck in an elevator! Tom gives the play by play how he J'd his D on his most recent flight and Christina the #MessyChamp reveals a disgusting hotel tip!Then we welcome back the best country music legend of all time: Wheeler Walker Jr! They talk about Garth Brooks, the corrupt music industry, and Wheeler announces he has beef with Bert Kreischer! ChrisJeansa propositions Natasha Leone to be her new celebrity friend, we should Wheeler some of the best clips of the late Kevin Samuels, and they run him through Christina's latest TikTok curations. Get Wheeler's new album "Sex Drugs and Country Music" and on all streaming platforms!

657 - Wheeler Walker, Jr. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fitness, and how Remi Bader wasn't allowed on a horse on a ranch. We review more terrible lower back tattoos, and ho's at work. See Brian live in your town at <a href="https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/">https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/</a><a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700

SPONSORS: -Go to <a href="https://Saatva.com/theshit">https://Saatva.com/theshit</a> to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years!Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria.<a href="https://tomsegura.com/tour">https://tomsegura.com/tour</a> <a href="https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates">https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates</a> <a href="https://store.ymhstudios.com/">https://store.ymhstudios.com/</a> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast">https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast</a>

Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

Powerful.
Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.
We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting, teeth, Tom or Black and what it takes to become A REAL MAN.
Joe weighs in on it all, from Biggie vs Beatles to the OG Would You Rather. This is an episode you're going to love and wear around as you collect denim for the long winter.

Joe Rogan-282-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows.  It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight.  When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea.  PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in.  AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them.  AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them. All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up! Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger

481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 are discussed and did you know there was a TV show that Donnell was on before The Chappelle Show? Christina shows Donnell some TikToks and we get to hear what it was like touring with Bill Burr on the Rich Bitch tour. Check out The Donnell Rawlings' podcast on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Next guest in Studio Jeans is Author, Motivational Speaker and Real Estate mogul, Grant Cardone. Grant has come to studio jeans to make us rich. He gets right into the gems of wisdom while discussing his successes vs his failures and his motivations. Finally, Tom finds out the nitty gritty details on Private Jet ownership. Can Grant convince Christina? What does Grant think of Dan Pena? All this, plus a how to on dealing with "haters."

516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news. We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead. SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Use Code: HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4 week trial - ExpressVPN.com/MOM for 3 months free with a 1-year package. - Check out BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when you use our special promo code [HOUSE] -- Just pay $5 shipping.

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