if someone plays that shitty summer song in front of me I'm fucking rioting with no regard to people's safety

Lady Pushes Bear Off Fence

We speak English and you understand us, but YOU speak English and we don't understand a single word you're saying, Scottish jeans. Did you ever go hoggin' back in your day? Gaping butthole photos? We cover that for you. Sometimes violence in movies and television is hysterical and we kind of disagree on that. Weigh in with your opinion, won't you? Did you know that Webster was a huge pop star in Japan? We have the never award winning audio! His voice is annoying and adorable at the same time! Coca-Cola calls its customers RETARDS and we have the proof (or was it retardED). We give you the FULL Willie Rack Em audio and Tommy hits on a sushi waitress. Remember, there's only 1 Mommy.

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There ain't no half-steppin' or half chargin nothing especially when your baby's daddy is in the house! The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is all up in the Dome. We catch up with our old comrade about bad music, loud crazy people on planes, and the wonder of pain that is having 2 or 3 in you. The NEW BIKES! shirt is here and we revisit the classic clip from Scared Straight. Plus the Top Dog call to end all calls??? It may never be topped and he admits to WIPING A CERTAIN WAY we didn't know about! Keep your jeans on and up for this one. 

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If you're a big dog how about you play with dogs your size, you stupid, selfish inconsiderate C**T. But if you're a dog you might not know where you are playing because DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS?!? We investigate. Loud, gay sex sounds and terrifying and hilarious. Since we didn't get you the SF Bonus ep, we give it to you here! Groan more! A big, BURNING Dental Update will have you smiling wide and this time we get TOP DOG and CHARO on ONE call. Can you believe your wiping luck?

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Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be to have Tony Soprano as a father. After all, we are all White, which is a huge plus these days. We go DEEP with Matt as we share and discuss revelations about ourselves and how we discover truths and act on them (For Reals, dawg). Beware of PSYCHOS! They're not just characters on TV. They're everywhere and you probably know a few. Shia LaBeouf, pay attention here. We are back exploring the musical talents of the oozing-with-talent mega movie stars of the last 20 years. Eddie Murphy, Don Johnson and Russell Crowe all, uh, sing? The episode is the DOGS T*TS! (There's even a Lorenzo Lamas story)

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Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!
This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN CORE! Toronto is no joke, you know what we're sayin?
Tommy and Tina drop dreams on you! Who requested a T Bunz piledriver? Which race crawled up in Tina in her sleep-filled mind? We try to understand what people are sayin. Pretty sure that one of them is even too advanced for the most seasoned mom. Give it a shot, ketchup/mustard!
Can Britney Spears sing? We have evidence that suggests your opinion on her vocals has always been on point. Plus Aunty FeeFee drops knowledge thru music and Top Dog raises even his own brown bar! Remember, "It's Only Smells." 

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#17 - Shitty Passengers, Nepot

(17/11/20) O Perdão das Ofensas - Cap. X, Item, 14. Evangelho CAK Sacramento

Ronie Berggren och Björn Norström om det senaste i USA: Elektorerna bekräftar Biden som President-Elect; HDs konservativa domare lojala mot konstituitonen; Mitch McConnell gratulerar Joe Biden; Hillary Clitnon vill avskaffa elektorskollegiet; Andrew Cuomo anklagad av fd. medarbetare för sexuella trakasserier; Vaccination har nu börjat i USA; Operation Warp Speed har lyckats tack vare Trump; Migrationsaktivister kommer att bli besvikna på Biden som kommer att få svårt att ändra Trumps politik; Företaget Oracle flyttar till Texas; Justitieminister Bill Barr uppsagd; Special Prosecutor John Durham har nu anställt fler åklagare; Buttigieg som transportminister; förhandlingar om Corona-stimulanspaket fortgår.

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Av1248: USA-uppdatering med Björn Norström, 15 december 2020

(08/01/21) A Piedade - Cap. XIII, Item 17 - Evangelho CAK Sacramento

INTRO (Ab, Cm, Fm, Eb)
Sometimes I just get so sick of talking,
I just want to listen to the music
Close close close to you 

CHORUS
Close, said I want you closer
Wanna see the color of your eyes
Wanna feel the pain that you holding inside
I just want to breathe the same air you breathing as I
Tempo’d your heart up to beat same as mine Im

VERSE 1 (Ab, Fm, Eb, Fm)
I miss you darling, here's for the pain
Id kiss you gone til you cant feel nothing
And I’d blissfully touch your heart
Through your veins, said your heart through your veins
Said Id give you everything give you this ring
Cuz without darlin it don't mean a thing 
No it mean a thang

(Ab, Fm, Eb, Fm)
Come closer slide on me clean
Tell me a secret or tell me a dream
Like your thinking of me while i'm thinking of you
Everything i ever wanted to do 
I can be with you I'd be free to do
And lead us through
Come come come come

CHORUS (Ab, Cm, Fm, Eb)

VERSE 2 (Ab, Fm, Eb, Db)
Time goes by time goes
Race to the finish,I bust the ribbon I
Drank my guinness richer like who am I
Hey good ridden no not a suicide
I will decide with my actions just where I die
No more incisions no covering up my ugly side
I know this vulnerability will multiply
Negatively divide up still multiplied  
I know Im empty without you I'm falsified
Send me Ill get em, no need for rhythm
We can let the beat rock it, Al- G gon sit em
At least I tried to fit him, was it worth it?
We spit em? In and out baby! Bottled up I lid em

Outro
Close! I want you close want you close to me
Cuz this is where you supposed to be 
(x3)

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