You gotta' be kidding me! That was fucking impressive!

H4X0RS

feelin glass shards rippin my arm
feel the blood drippin out of my skin
yea my head feels real fuckin light
if ya feel it claim insurance tonight

if you wanna learn, you just need to ask more
cos i'm about to give out more game than you could buy a class for
all you're gonna need is a passport and a glass door
and you can be educated as fuck n only half poor

first go sign up for lemonade insurance
make sure you do this first or your hand's gonna be ruined
pick the option with the burglar bars and the smoke alarms
so you can pay $8/mo and not a leg and arm

now lemme break it down: the shower door method
you break the glass with your hand then the money you collect it
the renter's insurance are gonna pay up man they expect it
now go to university and spend what you collected

now you might think this shit is funny
but I'm pickin glass out my hand n countin up my money

if you think life comes free you can sit, cry & cower
but if you wanna cook a degree you gotta break a couple showers

the shower door method

v1.2 is this better who knows hmm
dicepticon on yonder beat

lyrics:
consumer culture got em hitting the block
like mario hitting a brick with his fist and kicking it off
envy and sloth a monopoly toppling
idiocracy prophecy got em speaking the gobbledygook
cause people currently are currency addicts
and cryptonumismatists steady collecting coin for the kill
acrobatics of the market flipping like phones
gotta make your bones spitting frequently frequency tones

green hill zone and im sonic assaulting
title exhalted im blowing out the avenue baltic
observations of the datasets embracing the future of science
fueled by my diet of knowledge and cryptoalliance
gotta buy this bias cuz im blessed with the touch of midas
im the flyest motherfucking johnny unitas
im so pious Almighty Spam God behind us
got the finest in the universe right here for your highness

cept minus a dynasty guidance a counselor cometh
try to school a generation when im hitting affiliate summits
in your city i bump it i forrest gump it
got the function running on the puter while(1) accomplish
put that on pocahontas cursor arrow to bow
officers up on my bridge all yellin "make it so"
got the grape dro in the cannon mad culture like dannon
hacking phreaking spamming

on a quest to make the beating of the forces of evil illegal
they codified a little glass steagall
prohibition on that chivas regal
had all the gangsters in the past going bugsy siegel
now people betting on the liberty eagle but its a feeble attempt
cuz them dollars were spent in advance in any event on "defence"
all bets are off in the market of medals
except uranium cuz nukes are always on a leaders cranium

false flag say "they were gonna bomb a stadium"
in 80 some days and how much they deserve praise
for stopping a catastrophic problem they causing themselves
imprison citizens the number one mission prevails
whistleblowers you can pack up your whistles
because a fiscal criminal the one who avoid the missles for shizzle
you fuck with snowden and the systems broken
they got a racket running like a second us open

every college student idealistic
about the change they can affect up on the world with their business
but the truth is they got a product that was sold to em sloppily
now theyre sitting under a mountain of debt they state property
this monopoly money they printing
is only getting worse and we twice bitten
so now the fitting thing to do would be to start a revolution
fire up the troops son you know what to do son

got a lot of ways to wage war
against these weapons of destruction that we paid for
yea they make more using slave labor
building all them gadgets for your neighbor so itll take more
than just a bunch of people standing in city park
waving signs and yelling at the bankers from morning till dark
i aint advocating violence but im bucking compliance
because requirements of a patriot include defiance

open your eyes (v1.2 beta lolim)

need that spamtec classic feel ytcracker

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

been about 11 years since hov dropped this song
and elevens a lucky number so i had to bring along
some mixtape style from ennio morricone
thats american for bad pronounciation
im a nation up and onto myself
and im puffin on that el rond, not hubbard, the elf (the forest)
dr brule for your health
get you some cryptocurrency and start building your wealth

had some runins with antis gunnin 
trying to jack my paper for some texts i sent
i had that wavecom chipset paying my rent
cuz i was SMS spamming the block for events
but thats past tense had to stop with that outbound
the spammers in the game knew the day to get out now
spamming a little crazy amount now
nowSMS got em launching on countdown

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

some hit the inbox they contact mailing
some are going super saiyan on the snapchat
and bot traffic aint changed a bit since the 90s
scripts are just smarter and its harder to bind these
sockets correctly cant do it directly
the proxy requirements are set respectfully
so newbies in the game got a barrier to entry
aint no one coming straight out of WoW pushing a bentley

but im a teacher of tactics spread solution
to students of the game though the fames elusive
im banging crypto when im spitting acoustic
cuz this game has got a case of the loose tip
read between the lines draw conclusions
lifting the shroud off these false illusions
this computer is a weapon of mine
and i can run the globe in polynomial time

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

all the programs in my taskbar stack hard
cuz we mastered the art of the gas card
the art of the garcinia diet the art of cloaking
art of constant contact when your upstreams broken
and when the fat lady's spoken
you gotta hit em with that tracking token
then retarget em iframe the pages you own
circlejerking like a webring on geocities home 

like python turn my print into function
turn it into songs that these nerds still bumpin
got the soundtrack to inspire the gumption
in a lost generation of twenty-somethings
messiah of mailing the earl of EPC
alpha omicron lambda fraternity
shouts to all the people that burned me
all the bullshit in your world dont concern me; lee ermey

S P A M 2 (free dl)

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

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(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

beat by projektzero
available for download - originally posted at https://soundcloud.com/tim-nerdcorenow/pinot-noir-superstar-ytcracker

i aint no savage
when im up in the club im above average
gotta spend some cabbage
top scientist like dave miscavige
i dont drink whiskey
vodka beer no im not thrifty
my tastes are tad refined
sophisticated so i drink wine

see im an artist
pinky extend the farthest
when i got some wine to sip on
khaki slacks to match my clip on
tie yea im so classy
pour me another glass g
have a jager bomb man that shits nasty
yall clear a little path see

im a pinot noir superstar (superstar)
im the classiest alcoholic at the bar (at the bar)
got a ponytail and a hybrid car (hybrid car)
and a hand rolled cuban cigar (cigar)

grab my glass at the stem then swirl it
bitch we getting drunk off the merlot
gotta find a suitable pairing
pepperjack with the sauvignon blanc im so daring
im only two bottles down
and my corkscrew fiending to open another round
holler at a broad on my cell
say she coming through for some zinfandel

drinking fermented grapes
has caused a few mistakes
but omelettes need eggs to break
if i dont have wine then i cant create
so tonight i remain a trooper
in the morning rap game bradley cooper
classy rap game guy from looper
rap game drunken stupor ya heard

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bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

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ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

let me serenade you with a simplistic dream
about a country once reigned supreme
separation of the state and church
with a right to bear arms and pursue what works
right to say what you feel and the only retribution
is another citizen can disagree aint nobody shooting
all made equal in the eyes of our creator
and the shit we dont agree with we can change it later

leaving plenty room for any enterprise
but still hold a man accountable if he can ruin many lives
visualize aint nobody passed cuz theyre wallets fat
aint nobody getting a reprieve cuz their super PAC
if a politicians crooked we can yoke him up
and we can put him on the stand till hes broken up
we the people and its bout the time weve spoken up
this my dream and i wish id live it woken up

home sweet home
this is home sweet home
home sweet home
this is home sweet home

sometimes the best kind of press is no press
cause it will scare you into thinking that the world is hopeless
theres more human beings thatd rather give you a hug
than hurt you so dont let the evil concern you
yea a few will try to scam and then burn you
but you cant let it get to your core and then turn you
not to say there isnt value in being a skeptic
as long as your perspective eclectic

dismiss the negativity pit
but dont get tunnel vision and start to close up your mind
and forget what it is that define
the condition of our species and why we havent reached the divine
need to elevate each other on this planet
keep our differences try to understand that
we gotta coexist to survive the apocalypse
so grab a fellow human and start locking lips

home sweet home
this is home sweet home
home sweet home
this is home sweet home

everytime i stargaze i wonder my place
wonder where im fitting in in this rat race
peep the man in the moon and his fat face
while im sitting on the comp in my hack base
i dont fancy my chances
i wont live to get the inside scoop all the answers
enjoy the scientific advances
while i travel round the universes vast expanses

i wont get to see the end of the planet
until my atoms get fused into granite
then the solar system blows its seed
in a million directions close to light speed
its a fate we all have in common
its a shame that we waste our entire lives bombing
each other on our little blue rock
so i guess thats why im having this talk

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ytcracker
space mission

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i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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open your eyes (v1.2 beta lolim)

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