Looking through the database for the kind of entries I like
I've been known to try to hit on every one that I find
If you're open for exploring then you know you're my type
I just wanna reach out but I gotta get my mind right
Thought we would TRACE a slow path but you had other plans instead
When I asked for OPTIONS you told me I could GET HEAD
I received your message yeah we can have some fun yes
Got a payload for you that I need you to decompress
You can let me curl you up deep at night
This the kind of session we can keepalive
You keep it a hundred when I get inside
And you tell me to Continue when I hit it right
You let me beat it up. You let me get a taste of it
You tell me to go faster cause you ain't got a rate limit and I

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

No cap
Wanna see what you've exposed up on yo back end
Got your toes in a fold stacked ten
You know how we do when the curl send class friend
I can access your private parts
Get the booty with them pirate arts
Dash s for the quiet starts
Then I dash v got you screaming at me deeper
Stuffing this buffer IO reader
Count these thousand threads
In my golang and the sheets on my bed
While my OLED glow red
Echoing the data that I posted into notepad
I keep on with my recon
Like Wozniak get my phreak on
And your swagger stay my guide
To all your secret places inside
I wanna have fun with your interface
Spraying loads on your intimates
Better ACK what I SYN or I'll tell you again
Spinning vars like they're dinner plates
Hope you stay one hop away so my round trip speedy
Bandwidth unmetered but don't get greedy
Cause if you get needy gonna block that socket
Watch it go down in the network closet

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

Curl (ft. YTCracker)

beat by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

black hoodie
when i slip this on push a zero click own
malicious messaging to strip your phone
of all the data i need to satiate my greed
im a pure breed of the petabyte -
and i control the serve like a waiter might
i keep my cool like a case fan - spinning
aint a facet of this game right here i aint winning

aviators with the mirror coat
reflect the colors of the code i wrote
get an analyst invested give it all he got
see him stressing while he messing with my polyglot
with the binary loaded up in ghidra
screaming at the screen aint a bug its a feature
chew a golden teacher bit of microdose to lift
all the modules in the mobile code the kotlin and the swift

got that delorian drip im breezing through time
with an external clock source sitting in line
you can reverse or rewind but the game is the same
and the microcode flows like tears in the rain

black balaclava
ysoserial a gadget chain in java
another robber with a targeted plan
and then we infiltrate escape into a car or a van
on the narrowband decoding all your p25
and we tracking all your movements you wont take us alive
we on that red team vibe got a sack full of toys
polluting all the models adversarial noise

what you wearing
i got my uniform on arm out the mclaren
normies all staring asking how the dude do it
built an empire off of puters i rooted

ytcracker - uniform

ytcracker - Dirty Code (Max James Remix) Ft. dnoiz

postman w/ ytcracker

Jump off the Wall (prod. Smoke)

beat produced by @nbbeats nxxxxxs

pretty accurate explanation of lyrics: http://genius.com/Ytcracker-packets-lyrics

we got D D O Ses
amped up and reflected
just send us a message
we keep it inexpensive
komodo we code in
them lizards they go in
ask pein ask chippy
the bitstream still flowin

these stacks that we smashing
ROP gadgets to your address
the packets stay blasting
regardless of your patches
these keystrokes go east coast
then worldwide we online
find us and then sign us
we got the world behind us

if bot stats are honest
then doomsday is upon us
and this ddos adonis
still making good on his promise
your site nulled your firewall
is trash
(is trash)
your network is dead
take a look at all of these graphs

on vox and no stopping
that traceroute stop hoppin
software that we backdoored
root shells that we hacked for
toolbars and setups
our payload stay FUD
we reflect your defects
and cause them all to flood

prolexic cloudflare
we dont care
anytime anywhere
plug you in our datasphere
you outta here
no sony no xbox
your homies got less bots
then we do - we feed you
these packets that we bleed through

your .EDUs your .COMs
few terabytes of that strong
through copper through fiber
through air gaps like macgyver
these packets relentless
they gum it up like the dentist
no access molasses
when these bots in practice

you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect) 
you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect)
this upstream is so brutal
the CnC stay poodled
we got packets on packets on packets on packets

ytcracker - packets

@dicepticon and i are back

witness                                                                                         
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
and they try to lock us up by the truckload fuck no
bringing all that truth to the front though

casuals in the crosshairs
aint a safe place on my internet they can call theirs
got a nerd in every datacenter bumping my tunes
on the speakers behind NOC floors locked doors
CTO in his tesla press the
repeat button cause he need a banger to swang to
lead dev in the shed with a can of code red
trying to write his last line to the same tune

come and find me
still a soldier in this internet game stay grimy
keep the army behind me 
blind SQLi to my drive where the line be
hackers on the net #define me
antis on a quest to kill -9 me
whitehat warriors choreograph their blasts
to match my blackhat psyche

hacker music
man i code these flows so crews can abuse it
hacker music
playlist for that late night make the news shit

them guccifers and them snowdens
streamed UTF-8 encoding
all the state sponsored hacking with the backing of an agency
man we playing in the major leagues
candidates in elections risk that infection
from anyone who got the source code of that next gen
hypervisor inception
cloud burst servers with that burst protection

may flex arrest if they catch you home
clocking them clicks like a metronome
you best bless your phone when that stingray on
cause there aint no telling when that thing stay on
my squad stay turnt sweep the SDR
with a replay attack to straight grease your car
we do it all
hardware software espace meatspace
weaponize the work in our briefcase

witness
database longer than a camgirls wishlist
bout that business
bitcoin in the trezor keep crypto christmas
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
still banging my music when they penetrate the gibson?
even haters recognize a christian slater
when im spitting this digital pimping

ytcracker - hacker music

Ytcracker - System Failed (Max James Remix)

Ytcracker - Convalescence (Max James Remix)

yung_innanet_bootleg.mp3.exe (time capsule)

[yung innanet]
bitch i got no life in me
scannin net bloccs while i'm sippin laced tea
i'm surfin round the world wide web - lonely
cause all these mothafuckas wanna clone me

bitches wanna own me - you phony - cook shells like macaroni
suicidal thoughts stuck in my head - i'm dying slowly
can't be with no bitch that wanna execute remotely
Spam God bless the draco - these rounds holy

yes i am a soldier - my heart growin colder lately
abusin many netbloccs - make these datacenters hate me
yes i see the feds creepin - think they wanna date me
i'm oilin up my choppa - cuttin off the fuckin safety

punk fuckin haters think my netblocc gon nullroute
these seven six two rounds upload you to the god damn cloud
punk fuckin haters think my netblocc gon nullroute
these seven six two rounds upload you to the god damn cloud

[hook]
netblocc
i'm on the blocc
playin wit my life and you get shot
and these scans never stop
these shells pop
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
fuck the cops

netblocc
i'm on the blocc
opps turn cold and then they start to rot
SQL tables gettin dropped
slidin down these NOPs
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
payload!

[ytcracker]
im a - fuckin - packet desequencer
802.11 frames blasting out your speaker yuh -
farm to table with the bytes that i be crafting
fuzzing protocols i juke your wake on LAN if it be napping
tapping mana cast a pointer to a struct
what the fuck
im a wizard in the ways of the computer 
sorry bout your luck -
warn your nana bout them scammers in mumbai
they gon try
to put a copy of team viewer on her drive

im alive bitch i thrive on the binary blessing
push my glasses up my nose keep these motherfuckers guessing
cause im messing with these kubernetes clusters -
container hustlers spray your CDN with cache busters
im in your netblocc - now what you gon do -
i get these applications running on the homebrew
and you dont want to see me when im angry
ill hack all of your systems pimpin i dont give a damn b

sip a soda can b tapping on your LAN b
hope you have a plan b im yoda like a camry -
master jedi with the dead eye for debugging
when im swerving through this malware try to keep the PC flooding
got these packets in the oven get your plate 
my style is so extraordinary call it layer 8 
treading on these snakes when i give apples a taste
of this rootkit EVEn keep that intel atom(adam) netbook at my place

tucked in my waist band - you see this case fan?
this shit will blow you away hit the brakes man
these data lakes man filled up to the brim
and im exfiltrating all of it they call this shit a skim
praise Him - in His name i pray
for a zero day bug that will worm in every way
with my music watch me do it in the playlists of the chosen -
me and rabbi rosen go and steal your login token
for real

[yung innanet]
its the nerdy dirty hoodrat underdog - clearin logs
everybody that i fucc with disregard the law
i won't waste time taking steps before the pistol draw
casin traps lookin for flaws - ice cold wallets never thaw

bitch my game is so raw - linux wine and a DAW
baby please take off that thong - keep-alive all night long
808s: king kong - private keys: army strong
rappers make me fuckin yawn - knockin down these fuckin pawns

drugs got me hackin with the lockjaw
pop a box and i treat it like a stolen car
half life 2 - beat a snitch witta crowbar
counter strike source: lead rounds go stupid far

tax these stains like WinRAR - all these lamers subpar
my squad we go dumb hard - bad acting, no flash cards
payload in a postcard - transmit over wireguard
packets leave you drowning better call a fuckin lifeguard

yung innanet and ytcracker - netblocc

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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