i think that a collaboration between us a must just for our names alone =D

Yo, you need to bring this back for the 2016 shitshow.

Nice track ytcracker keep it up guy, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me what you seriously think of my lyrics, keep it up!

I love this shit I want more like four more stanzas

ytcracker - space walk (hijinks space mix)

for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

need that spamtec classic feel ytcracker

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

been about 11 years since hov dropped this song
and elevens a lucky number so i had to bring along
some mixtape style from ennio morricone
thats american for bad pronounciation
im a nation up and onto myself
and im puffin on that el rond, not hubbard, the elf (the forest)
dr brule for your health
get you some cryptocurrency and start building your wealth

had some runins with antis gunnin 
trying to jack my paper for some texts i sent
i had that wavecom chipset paying my rent
cuz i was SMS spamming the block for events
but thats past tense had to stop with that outbound
the spammers in the game knew the day to get out now
spamming a little crazy amount now
nowSMS got em launching on countdown

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

some hit the inbox they contact mailing
some are going super saiyan on the snapchat
and bot traffic aint changed a bit since the 90s
scripts are just smarter and its harder to bind these
sockets correctly cant do it directly
the proxy requirements are set respectfully
so newbies in the game got a barrier to entry
aint no one coming straight out of WoW pushing a bentley

but im a teacher of tactics spread solution
to students of the game though the fames elusive
im banging crypto when im spitting acoustic
cuz this game has got a case of the loose tip
read between the lines draw conclusions
lifting the shroud off these false illusions
this computer is a weapon of mine
and i can run the globe in polynomial time

S P A M
send it every day get paid and then
S P A M
load another campaign and do it again

all the programs in my taskbar stack hard
cuz we mastered the art of the gas card
the art of the garcinia diet the art of cloaking
art of constant contact when your upstreams broken
and when the fat lady's spoken
you gotta hit em with that tracking token
then retarget em iframe the pages you own
circlejerking like a webring on geocities home 

like python turn my print into function
turn it into songs that these nerds still bumpin
got the soundtrack to inspire the gumption
in a lost generation of twenty-somethings
messiah of mailing the earl of EPC
alpha omicron lambda fraternity
shouts to all the people that burned me
all the bullshit in your world dont concern me; lee ermey

S P A M 2 (free dl)

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

GroveSt (San Andreas Groove Remix)

i always make this shittiest songs around halloween time

please spend the beginning funky part of the song reflecting on society and chuck testa

feel free to freestyle and sing along with the chorus as well everybody knows it
even if you dont live here

im going to go get cigarettes

hi - im a ceo
im a chairman of the board for so and so
so what i got a raise for poor performance
but i guess it makes sense when you hear the chorus
stock options - gold potty
id fire everybody but then whod make the coffee
just more money for moi
and ill never go to jail im above the law
politicians? i own em
and i got a gang of senators all up on my scrotum
and my great great great great uncle
killed a bunch of indians to start his hustle
shouldnt help people they can help themselves
i did it with my trust fund and oil wells
so why cant they? (why cant they?)
like gaga said i was born this way

even golfers at my country club are yelling FORE - closure
and the only way that taxes getting paid is slanging doja
on the facebook slingin diet pills or bizop on the link tip
cuz my corporation took a bailout handed you a pink slip
the american dream - i used your revenue checks to buy things
like planes and bombs and banks and tanks
so you can get groped at the airport - thanks
do you got a degree? forget a paying job you can work for free
student loans no sweat i can cut you a break
just let me go ahead and raise your credit card rates


ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

ytcracker - i can

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

adium with the OTR
jabber on and away from the law
you inspector gadget and they the doctor claw
trying to get the penny and the brain and all
vpn on the offshore islands 
and they make every effort to silence
they fear what they dont understand and they cant control
but they cant put a cork on your soul

man they make it harder to trust
they can turn a close homie into federal busts
they can flip a little switch and have em sniffing the cuts
then youre sitting in a van with your wrists in the cuffs 
you can take the precautions
guarding your identity like proof of the martians
but the odds that youre getting betrayed
logarithmically increase with the passing of days

just an otherworldly foe
your life change when they kick in the door
aint nothing been the same and your faith is low
but you dont cave till the game give a fatal blow

chain as strong as the weakest link
one leak and the whole boat sink
thats why you gotta keep it anon like mr pink
or the reservoir will swallow you up in one drink
now i didnt write the rules
but the game aint changed since i was hacking my schools
i done made the same mistakes in pursuit of the truth
tried to hold the fam together like im michael bluth

instead im gob ninety thousand dollar suit
in a courtroom telling judges how they dont recruit
the proper talent to compute we just punish and dilute
all the spirit in our youth to compete global
tell our kids that whistleblowing isnt noble
unless youre snitching on a hacker - propaganda goebbels
give him life just for hacking into mobiles
and raise incarceration totals, shit

free album click here

ytcracker - otherworldly foe (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
rapper@gmail.com

ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

ytcracker

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