Looking through the database for the kind of entries I like
I've been known to try to hit on every one that I find
If you're open for exploring then you know you're my type
I just wanna reach out but I gotta get my mind right
Thought we would TRACE a slow path but you had other plans instead
When I asked for OPTIONS you told me I could GET HEAD
I received your message yeah we can have some fun yes
Got a payload for you that I need you to decompress
You can let me curl you up deep at night
This the kind of session we can keepalive
You keep it a hundred when I get inside
And you tell me to Continue when I hit it right
You let me beat it up. You let me get a taste of it
You tell me to go faster cause you ain't got a rate limit and I

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

No cap
Wanna see what you've exposed up on yo back end
Got your toes in a fold stacked ten
You know how we do when the curl send class friend
I can access your private parts
Get the booty with them pirate arts
Dash s for the quiet starts
Then I dash v got you screaming at me deeper
Stuffing this buffer IO reader
Count these thousand threads
In my golang and the sheets on my bed
While my OLED glow red
Echoing the data that I posted into notepad
I keep on with my recon
Like Wozniak get my phreak on
And your swagger stay my guide
To all your secret places inside
I wanna have fun with your interface
Spraying loads on your intimates
Better ACK what I SYN or I'll tell you again
Spinning vars like they're dinner plates
Hope you stay one hop away so my round trip speedy
Bandwidth unmetered but don't get greedy
Cause if you get needy gonna block that socket
Watch it go down in the network closet

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

I just wanna curl your endpoints
When I saw you online, I knew I had to make you mine
I just wanna curl your endpoints
We can take it slow, one connection at a time
I just wanna curl your endpoints
I cached you in my memory, couldn't get you off my mind
I just wanna curl your endpoints
Curl your endpoints

Curl (ft. YTCracker)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHbhkB_hWI

you know its back to back
if you seize one box i'll get 2 back
my goroutines insomniac they don't know how to nap
i was movin payloads out my house them bitches had to pack
masscan sleepin but waitin for your ack

i got playbooks, got your kernel str8 hooked
open up my email in your preview pane of outlook
all this shit we did n still i dont get booked
12 just don't know where to look

fuck the hook this is belt 2 ass back 2 back nmaps im servin fast
my pointers arm broken need a reinterpret_cast
i got htas, vbscripts, exes n scrs and don't think shit sweet on linux cos i build for every arch

im just rappin cos im waitin on my compiler in the mean time i'm vaporizin thc no hydra
these phish steady bitin newspapers steady writin
charmin your box run a dropper script in python
dont be raisin questions bout this crypto that i siphon
tonight man im gettin bitcoin at the speed of Lightning
scanned this big fuck off list of boxes that im strikin and im runnin up the exploit now so all these shells are binding
i been findin misconfigured services n slippin right in
money been delivered to my door no 5s or 10s

back2back

Stress

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

beat produced by dizzee

acapella (129 bpm) : http://ytcracker.com/music/acapellas/ytcracker%20-%20paint%20%28acapella%20129bpm%29.wav

lyrics:

this palette that i paint with
code fragments sitting all up in the system matrix
make shit happen for the backend keep it dangerous
hacker rooteronomy coming in through the basement
chase it all up to the tippy top
ivory tower shutter island where the QLC shining like diamonds
and i feel like dying sometimes when im flying on the
focus
help my code stay the dopest and hope its
gonna keep on staying clear
well into the following years inflict fear
on all of the antis
trying to keep a man down and his franchise
gotta keep both eyes open cause you never know when a broken
link or a token gonna set your whole world on fire
in the ocean of this cy-space
run it up and lose it all just like im myspace

paint debuggers with the breakpoints
that make the money make it rain on all the strippers at the shake joints
still a hacker with an attitude
getting paper as a badder dude
chilling at tropical latitude
the gratitude of an internet beaming
cause their boy stayed out here dreaming
trying to shake all of his demons 
but failing
give your boy props cuz hes still mailing
lulzboat keep on sailing
keep my eyes on them russians like sarah palin -
mirai botnet on that internet of shit
got that firmware squared layer 3 assailant
packets that i paint with
built all up on them busybox proxy payments
docker containers on these ip ranges
scored that baby blue checkmark verified famous

free pein - who you paint with?
this game swallow brains to the jails from the spaceship
affidavits from the agents
hundred pages
knocking youngins off the internet in stages
CIs who shall remain nameless
imprison bright minds for crimes with sealed statements
protests on the pavement dont rein it in
another soldier on the streets meet the taze again
rigged game with the pay to win
where the elites fight elite hackers aiding the spin
i gotta pray to the man to keep me outta the bin
so i dont catch a case just for saying the trends
but in the meantime im seeing all of my friends
thems copping to pleas they got em bending the knee
threaten em with treason in the first degree
say youll give em twenty years in the penitentiary

paint the block with the EM spectrum 
isolate the embassy and disconnect the head from
wikileaks and then some
leading to the cred dump
try to smoke it out with a five eyes thread bump
say an "actor of the state" go and do a deface
and another government start losing its face
then officials on the news say "were losing the race"
meanwhile our talent disproving the case
DGs forward this thing with an orderless team
cause we live that borderless dream one family
united by the internet stan lee
x-men married to the game and the best men
flexing dressed in hoodies at our desks and
pressing text in a terminal session
penetration testing messing with muggles
keep em guessing (guessing)

ytcracker - paint

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (ultra beta version)

rapped this over a slightly rearranged @8bitwizardmusic piece, found here: https://soundcloud.com/8bitwizardmusic/old-town-road-8-bit-version

i dunno song took me like three hours to write and record (and it shows)
should be good for a laugh
lyrics follow

yeaaa im gonna load my bots with accounts i stole
i gotta spam so these cams get sold
im gonna take linked text gonna make it bold
i gotta spam til the list run cold

i got a server that i hacked
serving pages full of crap
disabled Do Not Track
hyperlinks up in the chat
coding like its morse, ha
viewing all my source
vpn from cali
got me closing up my ports, now

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

yes i am a hacker
watch my hat get blacker
malware in the sandbox
cant detect my packer
helping out the newbies
mailer made in ruby
addressing like bleu cheese
tinder do not sue me please

everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping
everybody's cookie stuffing
and credentials dumping

hands down spam crown guess you better block hard
treat it like its minecraft whipping in a box car
spammer living lavish gotta thing for bending big laws
riding on the fringes and i puzzle them like jigsaws
MMS from the c2 slack
where i can send my commands and my preview stack 
think i can bang this FLAC til the list turn cold
i'm gonna spam 'til these camgirls old

Desktop

ytcracker - list run cold (8bit old town road flip)

Ytcracker - Convalescence (Max James Remix)

@morbid

suicide is all i think about when i lay in bed
existential dread invade my damn head
addicted to these drugs you heard what i fuckin said
she wanna love me but i've long since been dead

what the fuck you think it is
got rum in my stomach witta a pistol on my hip
i be cryin out for help - nobody listen
upon yo traphouse i descend

you a punk mothafucka - i be rollin with the demons
plottin and schemin - lookin for a reason
sendin shots at yo crew like h i'm fiendin
lost in the universe lookin for the meanin

it don't mean shit
i try to feel alive - crimes i commit
i be lookin in yo eyes - you a fuckin bitch
stand in my presence - you unfit

every single day go by - i feel less
can't even say that i am depressed
please run up so you can get pressed
wanna feel something so i will take yo life next

on a quest just to feel this
an existence that is so fucking pointless
i know i can make it so damn painless
press up against my temple with the stainless

leave you brainless in the boulevard now you nameless
lookin for the payment
i will not show up to my arraignment
heart don't beat but i do my best to fake it

drown me in the lake, throw me off the dock
please oh please let my body rot
drown me in the lake, throw me off the dock
please oh please let my body rot

sendin shots till you in a pine box
cumslut look just like goldilocks
9 millimeter with the 380 by my sock
she look real pretty with a throat full of cock

i wish i was bein dramatic - i'm so frantic
got vivid memories of death locked up in the attic
of my mind - i be losin track of time
if you fuckin drop a dime - i'mma come and get mine

exist ft sedoyak

adhd

shadow

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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