hgc - silence

Internet's Judge and Jury

i always make this shittiest songs around halloween time

please spend the beginning funky part of the song reflecting on society and chuck testa

feel free to freestyle and sing along with the chorus as well everybody knows it
even if you dont live here

im going to go get cigarettes

hi - im a ceo
im a chairman of the board for so and so
so what i got a raise for poor performance
but i guess it makes sense when you hear the chorus
stock options - gold potty
id fire everybody but then whod make the coffee
just more money for moi
and ill never go to jail im above the law
politicians? i own em
and i got a gang of senators all up on my scrotum
and my great great great great uncle
killed a bunch of indians to start his hustle
shouldnt help people they can help themselves
i did it with my trust fund and oil wells
so why cant they? (why cant they?)
like gaga said i was born this way

even golfers at my country club are yelling FORE - closure
and the only way that taxes getting paid is slanging doja
on the facebook slingin diet pills or bizop on the link tip
cuz my corporation took a bailout handed you a pink slip
the american dream - i used your revenue checks to buy things
like planes and bombs and banks and tanks
so you can get groped at the airport - thanks
do you got a degree? forget a paying job you can work for free
student loans no sweat i can cut you a break
just let me go ahead and raise your credit card rates


ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

icecoldwater

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

oppstation (ft. yung innanet)

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker 
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i 
the return from the space mission 
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

let me serenade you with a simplistic dream
about a country once reigned supreme
separation of the state and church
with a right to bear arms and pursue what works
right to say what you feel and the only retribution
is another citizen can disagree aint nobody shooting
all made equal in the eyes of our creator
and the shit we dont agree with we can change it later

leaving plenty room for any enterprise
but still hold a man accountable if he can ruin many lives
visualize aint nobody passed cuz theyre wallets fat
aint nobody getting a reprieve cuz their super PAC
if a politicians crooked we can yoke him up
and we can put him on the stand till hes broken up
we the people and its bout the time weve spoken up
this my dream and i wish id live it woken up

home sweet home
this is home sweet home
home sweet home
this is home sweet home

sometimes the best kind of press is no press
cause it will scare you into thinking that the world is hopeless
theres more human beings thatd rather give you a hug
than hurt you so dont let the evil concern you
yea a few will try to scam and then burn you
but you cant let it get to your core and then turn you
not to say there isnt value in being a skeptic
as long as your perspective eclectic

dismiss the negativity pit
but dont get tunnel vision and start to close up your mind
and forget what it is that define
the condition of our species and why we havent reached the divine
need to elevate each other on this planet
keep our differences try to understand that
we gotta coexist to survive the apocalypse
so grab a fellow human and start locking lips

home sweet home
this is home sweet home
home sweet home
this is home sweet home

everytime i stargaze i wonder my place
wonder where im fitting in in this rat race
peep the man in the moon and his fat face
while im sitting on the comp in my hack base
i dont fancy my chances
i wont live to get the inside scoop all the answers
enjoy the scientific advances
while i travel round the universes vast expanses

i wont get to see the end of the planet
until my atoms get fused into granite
then the solar system blows its seed
in a million directions close to light speed
its a fate we all have in common
its a shame that we waste our entire lives bombing
each other on our little blue rock
so i guess thats why im having this talk

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ytcracker - home sweet home

Locus of control is the degree to which people believe that they, as opposed to external forces (beyond their control), have control over the outcome of events in their lives.

itsmyfault

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lobotomy

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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