for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

Lyrics by Ohm-I and bash explode
Beat by DopeBoyzMusic
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I keep them thangs on me when I move
You get hit with any payload that I choose
Got my eyes on them devices that you use
If I get my hands on 'em, you gon lose
if you ask why all my flash drives are by Hak5
You'll get baptized with rubber duckies but not the type you have when it's bathtime
If you pick one up when I pass by when I cruise, your computer's getting abused
When it calls back my C2
I solemnly swear I am up to no good
I do a drive-by checking ya wifi capturing packets when I'm ya hood
Walk through ya office I'm putting in drops sending back loot from wherever I could,
Passing back hashes from where they all stood, and if I crack 'em I'm harder than wood
You'll never catch me lackin', keep the tools on my side
And you'll always find me packin', when I move, when I ride
And you'll sometimes find me hackin', could be you any time
So it's best that you keep in mind

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 

OMG cables, I keep 'em with me
USB A and the B and the C
When I swap 'em out you ain't gonna see it was me
You plug it in, now it's speaking to me
Turn on the logging on, now I'm peepin' ya keys
Ya file system ain't a secret to me
Watch me exfil the files where ya secrets would be
I'm a freak on them drives, got em C and the D
I keep them near on my waist
Now I'm hacking anytime, anywhere, any place
If you got yo wifi on, I got my gear on the trace
Watch me wigle to ya spot and appear in ya face
802.11 got me creepin' on you 
Suprise! Wouldn't wanna be in ya shoes
Cause why? You about to meet my C2
See my shells do what the beat 'bout to do 
They reversing
Access remotely when I hack you in person
Escalate upways, that's just for certain  
If you ain't update, patch all ya versions
Yeah, I got my love for my hot plugs
And I plug 'em in anything you ain't lock up
Watch you put in creds on the prompt when it pops up
Now your creds are mine, and I do what I want cause
You know I'm rockin' them thangs
Payloads go and I'm poppin' them thangs
No stoppin' them thangs, exploits rop with chain
Till the day that there's rot in my brain

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 

I heard you had a knack
For catching attackers on your stack
Too bad I dropped a Pi
And spoofed your VOIP phone MAC
Connect back to my C2
Cause bad boys, what ya gonna do
With them thangs on us, we're coming for you

You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
We're not the same homey

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me

Them THANGS (ft. bash explode)

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

ytcracker - i can

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

ytcracker x skrillex x damian marley - make it pwn dem (free dl)

(since when do buzzwords make you elite?)

(nerdy voice: I got my hypervisor web 2.0 ajax cross-site request forgery
working)

[verse 1]

too.. too.. 
too many buzzwords, black and white hat
too many hype jacking wannabe's at defcon like that (nerd: got root?)
too many white-fat industry pie-graphs
real hackers out hijacking your WiMAX

too much clique bullshit and politics
too many props for sites hit with javascript (yea I said it)
too much of the media acknowledges 
bull shit hacking perpetuating novices

too.. too..
too many phones wire tapped without impunity
too many granted retroactive immunity
too much peacocking in the infosec community
between kids comparing their favorite flavors of unices

too many hackers deserving adequate eulogies
forgotton or burnt reminiscing how it used to be
I dont let this type of shit get to me usually
I cant be complacent, I have to save it

[chorus]

This is your career on life support (whaaat?)
and we're not white hats tryin to write reports
any box can be popped with the right resource
so your threat model's worthless, NICE REPORT

We got your network on life support (yeyeaah!)
fuck your firewall tryin to hide your ports
we hop these through proxies to hide the source
so your packet log is nothing, NICE REPORT (NICE REPORT)

[verse 2]

open the mic wire, flip a beat to the speakers 
and watch me light fire, to this industry's 
hype whores and hype biters, reporters and type writers 
makin doc raid resort to blow torches and vise plyers 

spiked wire (shit!) c4 and battle axes 
put me on a keyboard to battle hax0rs 
sheepish and claiming beef, cattle hackers 
talk shit, get owned by me, and tattle after

the skills of the new kids? useless
exploits? they can't write their own excuses
just downloading sploits and rootkits
and now you think your worthy the status of dade murphy?

a ninja's not defined by his sword, of course
and theres more to a network than switch and a cord
so I retorte and ask an ego damaging question
how do you reckon you're elite merely brandishing weapons?

[chorus again]

[outro:]

Yeah! What up to Conkrete my producer, man, number 1 in the game.
This goes out to my crew SophSec, 
This goes out to Visigoth and all the Kenshoto
Man this goes out to Syncrew
This goes out to RFP, Toby, Sharky and Ap3
Starik, the 0x41 crew
I say what up to Sa7ori, Subrute, Fredrick Diggle, 
Doc Brown, @las, The Janus Group, 
What up to all my homies
Doc Raid, 2009 the World is Mine

[Nice Report!]


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