banging bash  
talking one line slaughter 
banging bash 
talking Ninja hacker daughter 
banging bash 
yeah full paige blotter 
acid eating through your servers 
got you begging for some water 

ssl i strip it off 
that data we gonna rip it off 
lost up in the chats 
talking nonsense like markov 


got exploits i'll take it off 
blackhat bag and you break it off 
toxic malware shortie 
spread your virus like make em cough 


banging bash  
talking one line slaughter 
banging bash 
talking Ninja hacker daughter 
banging bash 

yeah full page blotter 
acid eating through your servers 
got you begging for some water  

mapping out your networks  
Terminal cartography 
dirty data exfil  
hot girl steganography  
obfuscated like these feels 
fucking deadly like these pills 
got my heart racing 
talking ec2 compute bill 
 

error 404 will to live cannot be found 
tcpdump me in an unmarked grave 
6 layers down  
cover up my body with a deep dark dirty sound 
blackheart ASCII art buried in the fucking ground


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banging bash  
talking one line slaughter 
banging bash 
talking Ninja hacker daughter 
banging bash 
yeah full page blotter 
acid eating through your servers 
got you begging for some water  


Caught your blue team daydreaming 
came up out the darkness screaming 
fuck some deep packet inspection  
like yeah bitch im done feeling 
streaming blackhearts 
blackhat storyline arcs 
Found a purpose in the Ascii art chats you can catch me beamin 


talking Obsufated egress 
botnets get this bitch undressed 
Not hacker groupie but im 
blowing off your greyhat stress 
call it kernel panic i put these bitches in duress 
exploit the situation never fail another fucking test 
4 year degree  
got me drippin in versace 
cam girl on the come up yeah 

You know they wanna watch me 
Made a lot of enemies 
so I kept my  bfg 
doom these bitches to a grave if they coming out for freqy

Noc (yung innanet X freqyXin)

NOC (yung innanet X freqyXin)

ytcracker - space walk (hijinks space mix)

for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

Internet's Judge and Jury

Come Back Strong

minicard

og tune here: https://soundcloud.com/ytcracker/ytcracker-paint

ytcracker - paint (dicepticon remix)

ytcracker - i can

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

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Spamtec ytcracker - got to be a dg (UNFINISHED)

on my starship
ytcracker
space mission

produced by [RAM]RuffianSoldier

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/space-mission/id389246399

ytcracker - on my starship

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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