feelin glass shards rippin my arm
feel the blood drippin out of my skin
yea my head feels real fuckin light
if ya feel it claim insurance tonight

if you wanna learn, you just need to ask more
cos i'm about to give out more game than you could buy a class for
all you're gonna need is a passport and a glass door
and you can be educated as fuck n only half poor

first go sign up for lemonade insurance
make sure you do this first or your hand's gonna be ruined
pick the option with the burglar bars and the smoke alarms
so you can pay $8/mo and not a leg and arm

now lemme break it down: the shower door method
you break the glass with your hand then the money you collect it
the renter's insurance are gonna pay up man they expect it
now go to university and spend what you collected

now you might think this shit is funny
but I'm pickin glass out my hand n countin up my money

if you think life comes free you can sit, cry & cower
but if you wanna cook a degree you gotta break a couple showers

the shower door method

2016 remix of still dg by @tsadi even though its tzadi or tz80i or tz something

go fuck yourself hack the planet

10 years later ain't a damn thing changed

Late in the evening, or is it morning?
Couple days sat awake and i see me yawnin'
James Bondin', pinging and they ain't respondin'
Mission accomplished, yeah, bitch, I'm pwning
Roll out the crib, white hat on the crest
"Spamtec" like a badge on the right of my chest
Blip-blip on my Sidekick, I flip my wrist
SSH to my box page down to next
My stats look good, what about my checks?
So many digits, it's a googleplex
Rotation of the earth like my spam subjects
Perplex the best, the wicked get no rest
Slide in my Chrysler, the blades will slice ya'
Mesh grill on the front just to entice ya'
IPod in the dash, Nerd Life supreme
Track, track, to the Spamtec audio stream
Still live my life like the perfect dream
There ain't a soul that can touch me or my team, nah
District attorneys set out on journeys
And then I lead them on like "A Weekend at Bernie's"
Feds on the scene, try collectin' my convos
See me on AIM talkin' to all the blond hos
it's Condos, coast to coast, wireless enabled
When they set to sniff I switch to cables
IPs bounce through multi nations
I keep confidential like doctors' patients
It's Nerd Life and it's DG death
Represent DG 'til my dying breath

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I'm still a DG and I ain't gonna stop
So don't twist it up and make it something it's not
From handguns to bandwidth, I'm still kickin'
And I'll fry your ass like a piece of chicken

I swear, people baffle me
Who the fuck would even want to battle me?
Boy what a fuckin' day that'll be
When their life disappears with their chattel, G
Don't battle me, because we rich in numbers
Every day see a couple of fresh newcomers
Tryin' to make a name off of my demise
And I always hit them up with the YT surprise
It may not happen right away, 'cause I lay in the weeds
And I strike like a snake, whenever I please
And such is the life of most DGs
You don't see it comin' 'til you're on your knees

Every time they try to weasel out of my trap
I pull them right back, put their heads in my lap
A little stressful, but I've got enough cigs
And I got enough to proxies to shake the pigs
Carton after carton of these 72s
And I'm still pullin' hits out my Underoos
I still bruise, pack up and DOS the server
Sit back and act like a calm observer
Call all the shots from miles away
Sittin' in a Starbucks at the break of day
I don't play, so act like you think you know
'Cause I'm a fuckin' DG, you're a fuckin' bitch, bro
Yeah!

ytcracker - still dg (tzadi remix) (2016 edition) (downloadable)

produced and engineered by the illustrious, multi-platinum sensation nicholas "aqua" mccarrell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_(record_producer)
twitter/soundcloud: @therealaqua 
unreleased but recorded in 2010
was supposed to be on the show "entourage" but i failed oh well

ytcracker - california breeze (produced by aqua)

Spamtec- Dead And Gone

Spamtec - We Taking Over

bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

ytcracker x skrillex x damian marley - make it pwn dem (free dl)

Amplitude Problem - Enter My World FT. YTCracker (Max James Remix)

produced by @yamyam-nakedgun

made this bed i gotta sleep in it
sorry im a little codependent
i think about you from the moment that my eyes open
then i get the sinking feeling that my life's broken
miss you every day - i can barely focus
know youre moving on and its hard for me to cope with
cant forgive the fact that i couldnt adjust
course correct when it mattered the most
kept up that neglect
these regrets that i carry -
thought i would marry you
feelings that explode psychologically bury you

begged you on my hands and knees 
you gave me a list of reasons and i asked you pretty please
reconsider baby feel me im equipped with better tools
and i know that getting back with me it breaks all of your rules -
i apologize and i cant alter the past 
but i can sure spend all my future making our future a blast

shook your head no feelings for me dead so
whatever switch you flipped has me flipped out of your bed so
no matter what i say i do i cant reverse it
wish i could lift this curse using this verse if you just heard it
i know i fucked up - the king of second chances
third and fourth and fifth and sixth rejected your advances
i apologize - i let it get out of pocket
by the time i had the answers it was too late to stop it

and you dont owe me anything girl
i guess i didnt realize how much of my world
was tied up in your beautiful eyes in those sparkles
miss em looking back at me im losing my marbles

miss tracing on your scars and your stripes 
miscommunication had me missing the brights
missed the cuddling and make up nights
cause i mistook your anger as the source of our fights
the new perspective that was handed to me
i couldnt even grasp til i had asked you to leave
and in the shuffle - i guess i killed whatever was left
just a bittersweet end an unfortunate death

but as long as we got life in these lungs
i gotta shoot my shot i gotta work with these guns
i apologize - i just think it will work
and im willing to go the distance even though it will hurt
and as long as i can get you to smile 
maybe youll remember why you gave me a trial
in the first place - a way that i could capture your heart
and we can give ourselves another reason to start

i just cant let this go so easy
writing all these songs and im sounding cheesy
i apologize - im just sorry in general
sorry that i couldnt make it work with my mental
state and i needed a break to recalibrate
clean up my act step back and retaliate
at these behaviors that were breaking us up
i just want another try to begin making this up

sorry i might need a lesson in patience
heart skipping with a whiff of your fragrance
a glass of sunshine to brighten the aegis
apologies on these titanium pages

ytcracker - i apologize (prod by Naked Gun)

stigmatik

ntopng

yes i did mean seg faults not page faults that's one of the reasons i didn't release

no, the song "page fault" was not the same error, that was referring to data exfiltration; 
(hdd -- > memory -- > world wide web --- > ??? --- > PROFIT!!11!)

glider (the game of life)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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