a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (ultra beta version)

beat by @rajzilla

goodness gracious (gracious gracious gracious)
got power over ethernet devices in a bunch of strange places
using off the shelf hardware bought at defcon in las vegas
spit these gold pressed bars im the digital grand nagus (nagus nagus nagus nagus) -
yes we the greatest (greatest greatest greatest greatest)
infiltrate your base with a case with the latest
tasty little toys i deploy on the premises
just your friendly nemesis poison packets venomous

redis dump like enemas puffing on some cannabis
binary 10 of us so try to be a friend of us
hacker mercenary with a very fierce squad
my roster going deep in the states and abroad
hacker spammer god with that pcap dump raw
ducking johnny q law with a signal blue call
til i fall on these nets gonna keep the fiber lit
all these haters in the game go and run a slash quit (slash quit)

we toolin'
we toolin' up

golly gee (gee gee gee gee)
played it close to the chest like a hug from jay street
speculated execution made intrusion kinda neat
bit unpractical but tactical when used with hyper v
unprotected jenkins (jenkins jenkins jenkins jenkins)
fifteen grand in a bounty if your boy aint mistaken
subdomains for the taking s3 bucket viewrule breaking
dns bruteforcing baby make that bailiwick awaken

infosec apprentice (prentice prentice prentice)
developing a system like the one and only DENNIS
when youre following the gospel give your soul a quick replenish
garbage collection is endless in this mempool left defenseless
USERAUTH_SUCCESS instead of USERAUTH_REQUEST
and i moonwalk in your server with a rootshell more or less
bitch we taking over (over over over over)
like mitnick jacked a chipset from the homie mikey grover

thugcrowd zlz pink panther zuphzuph me mumbling some shit

ytcracker - toolin up (twitch mix) (beat by rajzilla)

beat by @jhfly - "birthday song"

its your boy neals - how you been whats been cracking
i been chilling up in prison since this bullshit happened
been a few years now still trying to make some sense of things
went and risked it all a few listened when my whistle ring
a select few soldiers always loyal
to the words that i was preaching in my hat of tinfoil
like yourself, so i had to pen this letter
to you - cause you've been listening to truth

i've been labeled as a prophet or a leader or an activist
but im just another human asterisk
in the scheme of things - and im despondent about it
cause nobody wanna be a failure filled with that doubt and
you know i tried to raise awareness - and gain some listeners
maybe if i sucked less then opinions would differ
but these reddit threads im seeing no my name is never mentioned
aint a treatise on neutrality where neals gets some attention (no affection)

i might sound like a whiner
but i wouldnt trade my talents for the tea in all of china
yea it hurts when ive devoted all my soul to these pursuits
and ive sacrificed my life to microphones and killer roots
maybe ive inspired just enough to make a difference
but this business is a tough one and i feel ive earned a pittance
for my - relentless efforts going spitting the gospel
authentic to my message never wavered never waffled

my mental health is fragile and perpetually embattled
in this struggle with my demons arthur morgan in the saddle
and my self destructive nature makes more obstacles to face or i
can complicate life further with a misclick of my cursor
but im fortunate and blessed that my skillset gave me options
and i think ive snowballed karma to the point of near exhaustion - 
even when im gone im not forgotten 
which is more than you can say for the average artist dropping
tracks

lose my footing every time i feel im gaining traction
try to focus through the mass distraction
and im feeling like a fraction of my former self no satisfaction 
try to write some music but it lacks the passion -
systems crashing in a chain reaction
so i ingest a bunch of drugs to feel some minor calefaction
and i lack the knack to fasten my seatbelt and strap in
afraid of interacting with the public cause i feel theyre laughing

at me - my inconsistency apparent
from a manic fearless daring bitcoin baron on a tear into
a recluse - an agoraphobic hermit
with a lack of electric current through my hacker circuit -
thin epidermis with no sense of purpose -
my kernel idle with no running service -
alone and nervous with no fuel to drive the furnace
feel im missing all my chances to return in earnest

dude imperfect coding go and serpent -
music merchant asking "is it worth it?"
incarcerated in this prison civil servant
who's been sentenced with a verdict in a freak occurrence
out of control like all my dedis running kubernetes
patchless open access with no coldwater protect my levees
perpetual defendant
i just want to end it overdose and maybe ill transcend it

feel discouraged because i once had the courage
and now im just a shadow with a soul malnourished
hoping praying for the return of the eagerness i demonstrated
killmark etched on cases of the systems that i penetrated
at the very least just let me get it motivated
enough to take a couple steps ahead to get me calibrated
forever yours, gang affiliated
neals
signed and dated

ytcracker - letter from neals

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

Amplitude Problem - Enter My World FT. YTCracker (Max James Remix)

oppstation (ft. yung innanet)

Wake Up (feat Ytcracker)

crosstalk (ft ytcracker)

yung_innanet_bootleg.mp3.exe (time capsule)

[yung innanet]
bitch i got no life in me
scannin net bloccs while i'm sippin laced tea
i'm surfin round the world wide web - lonely
cause all these mothafuckas wanna clone me

bitches wanna own me - you phony - cook shells like macaroni
suicidal thoughts stuck in my head - i'm dying slowly
can't be with no bitch that wanna execute remotely
Spam God bless the draco - these rounds holy

yes i am a soldier - my heart growin colder lately
abusin many netbloccs - make these datacenters hate me
yes i see the feds creepin - think they wanna date me
i'm oilin up my choppa - cuttin off the fuckin safety

punk fuckin haters think my netblocc gon nullroute
these seven six two rounds upload you to the god damn cloud
punk fuckin haters think my netblocc gon nullroute
these seven six two rounds upload you to the god damn cloud

[hook]
netblocc
i'm on the blocc
playin wit my life and you get shot
and these scans never stop
these shells pop
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
fuck the cops

netblocc
i'm on the blocc
opps turn cold and then they start to rot
SQL tables gettin dropped
slidin down these NOPs
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
fuck the cops
payload!

[ytcracker]
im a - fuckin - packet desequencer
802.11 frames blasting out your speaker yuh -
farm to table with the bytes that i be crafting
fuzzing protocols i juke your wake on LAN if it be napping
tapping mana cast a pointer to a struct
what the fuck
im a wizard in the ways of the computer 
sorry bout your luck -
warn your nana bout them scammers in mumbai
they gon try
to put a copy of team viewer on her drive

im alive bitch i thrive on the binary blessing
push my glasses up my nose keep these motherfuckers guessing
cause im messing with these kubernetes clusters -
container hustlers spray your CDN with cache busters
im in your netblocc - now what you gon do -
i get these applications running on the homebrew
and you dont want to see me when im angry
ill hack all of your systems pimpin i dont give a damn b

sip a soda can b tapping on your LAN b
hope you have a plan b im yoda like a camry -
master jedi with the dead eye for debugging
when im swerving through this malware try to keep the PC flooding
got these packets in the oven get your plate 
my style is so extraordinary call it layer 8 
treading on these snakes when i give apples a taste
of this rootkit EVEn keep that intel atom(adam) netbook at my place

tucked in my waist band - you see this case fan?
this shit will blow you away hit the brakes man
these data lakes man filled up to the brim
and im exfiltrating all of it they call this shit a skim
praise Him - in His name i pray
for a zero day bug that will worm in every way
with my music watch me do it in the playlists of the chosen -
me and rabbi rosen go and steal your login token
for real

[yung innanet]
its the nerdy dirty hoodrat underdog - clearin logs
everybody that i fucc with disregard the law
i won't waste time taking steps before the pistol draw
casin traps lookin for flaws - ice cold wallets never thaw

bitch my game is so raw - linux wine and a DAW
baby please take off that thong - keep-alive all night long
808s: king kong - private keys: army strong
rappers make me fuckin yawn - knockin down these fuckin pawns

drugs got me hackin with the lockjaw
pop a box and i treat it like a stolen car
half life 2 - beat a snitch witta crowbar
counter strike source: lead rounds go stupid far

tax these stains like WinRAR - all these lamers subpar
my squad we go dumb hard - bad acting, no flash cards
payload in a postcard - transmit over wireguard
packets leave you drowning better call a fuckin lifeguard

yung innanet and ytcracker - netblocc

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internal VLAN - i'm feelin dangrous
all these damn shells got me anxious
port 23 - dumpin packets for the payment
if the cops talk to me - i don't know shit - i don't say shit
--
keep my mouth shut - i don't know a damn thing about trust
no i don't talk to that boy - cause he mad sus
when the feds call - he'll probably give his damn mans up
all these fake lizards on the net - they some cancer
--
socat syn-ack - yeah i make em throw it back
pcap - yung snat - sniffin tcp stacks
finna make em transmit that money like a damn fax
still a hoodrat - got my eyes on a big bag
--
50,000 hosts - finna do the most
that boy think he hard but he sweet like glucose
i'm a real nice guy until you make me up the pole
yes i am a troll - you better pay the damn toll
.
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aye - where the bots at? reverse shell socat process
processin these packets from the tcpdump faucet
i heard he had my name up in his mouth - he better watch it
this is not intended behavior from these sockets
--
its that white boy with the stick - call me davey crocket
sig saur in my pants - that be the pocket rocket
rollin round in my rust bucket - and that bitch knockin
only time i hit the bank is when i'm makin cash deposits
--
row row row - dump yo SQL database
sed -i the log files - i can't leave no damn trace
how you say you eatin when i took ya damn plate
i'mma let these bots eat till the server limit rates
--
should have kept an eye on layer 2 segmention
now i'm in yersinia ARP packet generatin 
VLAN penetration - pivot to a noc station
my fingers shakin - i might shell a whole nation
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VLAN

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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