Produced by Stoomie for Your Mom's House Podcast. 

http://www.yourmomshousepodcast.com

Crazie Locs - Pushin' (Produced by Stoomie)[PARODY]

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Bert Is Fat

DJ What's Your Pronoun - Rub Rub Rub

Track 2 off "The Mommy Memoirs"

beat the shit out of me

4 Strokes/Sissy Gemini

YMH fans will understand...

If you want to directly support me, you can pay whatever you want for any of my remixes on my Bandcamp page: https://hendawgmusic.bandcamp.com/

Massive THANK YOU to TheStickerChamp for the Cover Art!
He's got an awesome sticker store with a bunch of YMH related stuff! 
Try it out! Let him know Hendawg sent you 😁
etsy.com/shop/thestickerchamp

Don't Be Stingy

FedSmoker had to feather up the mic 🔥🎤 

If you want to directly support me, you can pay whatever you want for any of my remixes on my Bandcamp page: https://hendawgmusic.bandcamp.com/

BIG Thank You to TheStickerChamp for the amazing artwork!
Check out his awesome store selling some YMH related stuff!  etsy.com/shop/thestickerchamp

Featherin It

Lots of people have been asking for a RPC remix so this is it! There's an outrageous amount of noise in his videos, so I cut out as much as I could.

If you want to directly support me, you can pay whatever you want for any of my remixes on my Bandcamp page: https://hendawgmusic.bandcamp.com/

Big THANK YOU to TheStickerChamp for the Cover Art!
He's got an awesome sticker store with a bunch of YMH related stuff! 
Try it out! Let him know Hendawg sent you 😁
https://etsy.com/shop/thestickerchamp

4 Strokes/Sissy Gemini

YUNG DINGUS

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