Fave SC Rap Battles

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the second X Rap Battle! Today, we have two wacky bug superheroes facing off in a battle of red vs blue...Spider-Man vs the Tick!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as Spider-Man
Titanium1208 as The Tick

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, B O R K, and Psytube

LYRICS:

Spider-Man:
Time for my Spider-verse, I sense a bugbrain out of the blue,
Ultimate, Spectacular, Amazing! Uhh...what are you?
Spidey’s swinging into action, and atop this kiddie villain
I won’t be saving this baby from my verbal burning building!

The Tick:
(Spoon!)
Peter better Park it before he battles me,
Taking me in this match would be your most Amazing Fantasy!
No more wall-crawlin’, for even without Thanos’s Gauntlet,
I’ll leave you dissolving off worse than your third installment!
Lady Destiny foresees my win, she says you spit flawed rhymes
Your small spine is no fight, I’ve more strength in my jawline!
Ladybug here ain’t Miraculous, I’ll smack this pest a-cide!
A spider makes newspapers? You’re used to causing your own demise!

Spider-Man:
I’ll spit rough on a rip-off, who kicks butt to get his kicks off,
I’d rather stare at a clock than listen to what this Tick talks!
Wisecrackin' out bars; coming in gold every match and fight,
But I think you better wear-silver with that wacky battle cry!
Revived by Prime, but no delivery? No surprise your rapping bores,
Taking on giant morons like you’s what I’m Fantastic “Four”!
A bug-theme, a slick suit, looking for crimes to fight?
Doesn’t come off as a surprise, I guess Ticks are known to bite!

The Tick:
Oh, Spidey; like your verse, much of your franchise is forgettable,
Went from chasing criminals to dancing with goblins and tentacles! 
You’ve got me Ticked off; the King’s Pinned down the win in this bout,
No More awards since your spouse went down the water spout!

Thank you for watching! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!
(Shoutout to Vladimyr P.)

Spider-Man vs. The Tick - X Rap Battle #2.

My first rap battle, so feedback is highly appreciated!

CookieSaurus as Peridot
GarbageGothic as Pidge

Beat: 8uzzed by KustomBeats
Written by CookieSaurus
Mixed by FreshyKanal

Peridot:
Ahem, it’s Peridot here, logging in to best this clod
Earthling hacking stands no chance against me, your skills are flawed
The Galra robeasts failed, now it’s my turn to take a shot
More chaotic than Klance, my designs will leave yours to rot!
Your precious Rover was archaic, kicked up so much dust I coughed
If Rolo’s robot made you swoon, my homeworld tech will knock your shorts off
You pilot one limb enhancer, I had full command of four
And with light years more character, no viewers find me a bore 
Target locked! (Nyahaha!) Like those Crystal Clods you’ll DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Your ship should brace for a hit, if it’s even still in shape to fly 
Can’t fix the fact that you’re human, no matter how you play your cards
Had a change of heart but still I’ll crush you like a pebble into shards

Pidge:
My expectations were low, but you drilled them into the ground
Go back to your Kindergarten, you’re way better off earthbound
How does it feel to lose half of your height for comic relief?
With metal powers so weak they can’t even give Jasper grief
In centuries on homeworld you haven’t been to half of where I’ve been
Hacking into places you can only hope to imagine 
I’ve seen alien rocks like you before, on two planets to boot 
But the fusion of mountain dew and doritos is new, it’s kinda cute (heh) 
Fixing foreign tech, from Olkarian to Altean 
While you struggle to fix your relationships, you can’t win 
improve your sucking up to Lazuli and Amethyst 
It’s impressive how little time it took to get them pissed 

Peridot:
You just don’t seem to get it so I’ll help you out and cut to the chase 
I’m out here saving your race, while you’re messing around in space 
You almost ditched your team, started off on the wrong foot 
You’re a waste of energy judging by the output 

Pidge:
A single planet means nothing in an intergalactic war 
Nobody owes you their lives except the farm crops you care for
You’re staying back on Earth for us humans? I’m flattered
But when the diamonds come for you you’ll be the first to get shattered

Peridot vs Pidge - AZIA Rap Battles

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today, we have two video game digging masters, one classic, one modern. The Atari classic, Dig Dug, is against the Kickstarter game hero, Shovel Knight. 

B O R K as Dig Dug
Freshy Kanal as Shovel Knight

Written by Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine


Shovel Knight: 
Got me pumped for a battle, but then comes this airhead,
A tardy paced Atari game with hardly fame dare steps,
To the Knight in shining armor that King Arthur dreams to be?!
Must be glitched, I don’t see any enemy on the screen!
You’re outdated, outplayed; digging your own grave! 
Abandoned in the cabinets, a slave to your arcade!
Now that I’m at my rap’s end, I’d love to know what happened…
What’s offered from another one of Namco’s has-beens?

Dig Dug:
For all the money raised, expectations didn’t live up
Your Knuckles couldn’t hit crud; 8 bars and then you bit dust!
The ship’s sunk in this Club, can’t spit up with Dig Dug
When this chump’s the type of fruit that I would go and dig up!
You modern flops lay buried, covered by the dozens
Joy-stick with side-scrolling, before I Start pushing buttons
I’m a grandfather of gaming, you’re barely even a Smash hit
Coining the term “Indie” when you’re dependant on the classics?!

Shovel Knight:
Your beep boops leave mute when I blast the War Horns!
I’ll corner a quarter-hoarder, leave him drawn and quartered! (AH!)
Buried in the dirt is where this punk rhymes at!
I’ve discovered more fine maps in the old times of Minecraft!!

Dig Dug:
I know dirt when I see it, and you’re no better,
This man’s rap trash will be my lyrical treasure!
I think you better yield, because with these rhymes I wield,
Sorry, Knight, but it’s obvious you’re lost without a Shield. (ha ha ha!)


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you for listening!

Dig Dug vs. Shovel Knight - X Rap Battles #5.

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. Today, we have two bullied outcasts with annoying siblings. Charlie Brown vs. Malcolm Wilkerson.

CAST:
Chao as Malcolm
Jughead Jay as Charlie Brown

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, GengoMain, DaniFrias, and Freshy Kanal (ig)

LYRICS:

Malcolm:
Seek help from Lucy or Snoopy if you think of taking a Krelboyne!
You’re lifeless like your tree. When’s the last time you felt joy?
Come on, Charlie Brown! You and your crush should trade places.
Now you’re the nameless blank slate who can’t make faces!
Now listen, I know Brown tends to disappoint,
But I thought a blockhead like him would get straighter to the point!
Try to look tall with football, but trust me, you’re see-through.
Judging by those kicks, even Stevie could beat you!

Charlie:
Ah, rats. I wrote my raps as Greg Heffley disses.
Middle children with siblings? I guess there’s no difference.
With your plots and characters, I could count this as robbery,
Cause with all these family comedies, how often will Fox copy me?
Good grief! Your thought bubbles are empty with those lyrics.
I mean, don’t you know a good verse when you hear it?
Your household is full of hollerin’ and incompetence.
You’re lacking in common sense even more than your father is.
You’re better left off dead, I’m more relevant than you’ve ever been!
With comics and characters as refreshing as a Peppermint!
You’ll never win. You think you’re clever cause of your school level?
Take a look at my cartoons and I’ll show you how to be special.

Malcolm:
You’re The Greatest at being hated, Brown. Your ratings drowned your fame and crown,
You’ve faded out, but I’ll still give you something to complain about!
Your D plus Reruns are as desperate of a way for crowds,
As your Thanksgiving dinner! This missing pitcher best take the foul!

Charlie:
Surely Schultz didn’t write me a matchup so wrong.
Try to be fly and clever? I’d leave that to my dog.
Your show was dumped onto Hulu, we can’t compare age.
You’re old news, while I make paper on the front page!

Malcolm:
You flew into Blue Sky, and couldn’t have fallen quicker.
Companies tossing money at you like you’re a comic-stripper!
You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown, but you fail at raps.
Now continue being the forgotten Ghost of Christmas Past!


Thank you for listening! 

HINT: Batman and Robin

Charlie Brown vs. Malcolm in the Middle - X Rap Battles #7.

Oswald:
This is what’s up schlock, you’re crude, rude, and hackneyed
I’ll be leaving you more broken than any device from ACME
Packed with box office bombs, yet you can't put up a fight
I’m the only one you know that can Jam in Black n’ White! 
Reverting your buddies to infants? What the heck are you doing? 
That’s the reason you never usurped Roger Rabbit’s movie
You and your whole gang of friends must be Loonatics
To think the kids would ever pick this hack who’s just a bag of Trix!

Bugs Bunny:
A Disney weject tries to diss me? Now this is Epic, Mickey
When the Brothers saw your gang there’s no wonder they went with me
Go back to hiding in the shadows, stick to colorless plots
Toon you out and find you’re not worth your wittle ink blots
Universal-ly I’m the main course, you’re stuck to the side
By emulating your creator and staying fwozen in time!
No luck can help you here, cuz Walt left you abandoned 
Weduced to cameos - Oswald the Cucky Wabbit!

Stoff as Bugs
Eddiefrb as Oswald

Battle Bytes

Bugs Bunny vs Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Battle Bytes #24

Raichous as Little Mac
Vladimyr P. as Spider-Man

Thumbnail by Well Teknically
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

LYRICS:
SPIDER-MAN
You’re pretty far from home to try to battle me, pip-squeak
Especially for a guy who compensates with physique
I don’t know if you noticed, but I’ve kinda got super powers
When we’re done, you’ll look like something King Hippo devoured
Swinging to the ring, from the rooftops of Manhattan
Unlike your normal contenders I won’t have an easy pattern
I’ll K.O. you real quick, with my thwips, and my quips
Doesn’t matter what you throw at me, I’m more than equipped

LITTLE MAC
Don’t call me Pip-squeak, I’m just a late bloomer
You’re one to bring up compensation, Iron Man junior
I can’t imagine I’d get much fight out of a Spider 
Compared to you, the weight classes couldn’t get any lighter
I’ll send you to Dreamland, where you can fight Mr. Sandman
If you knock me down I’ll get right back up for my Last Stand
You got a Spider-Bite to whip you into shape
Whereas put in the work to get to where I am today
 
SPIDER-MAN
That comeback was weak, it’s true you have a bad recovery
Compared to mine, your Sandman wouldn’t last long in the ring
Most opponents I take down are heavier than heavy weight
At least I wasn’t crowned the champ on April Fool’s Day

LITTLE MAC
So far I’ve seen the spider, but not much of the man 
This is one battle you won’t be winning with your jazz hands
Using my three Star Punch, I’ll squash you just like a bug
Go back to facing off with your street level thugs.

Spider-Man vs. Little Mac

Shaggy vs. Matt Cover

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

giving up on the video, heres the finished audio. i'll make a simpler video in a bit and upload all progress i made on the original planned video

Link vs The Doctor (feat. F00PZ, Luce, And Mancha)

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Minecraft is ten today! And as thanks for all the memories, Steve? got invited to Decent PG Rap Battles to fight against the Bomberman! Builder vs destroyer, who will take the crown? And will there be a crown left standing?

The video for this will be heavily delayed. Some files got messed up here and there, and working on the video for this will just take time away from the next battle, which I think would be a bad choice on my part. So don't expect the video this month. Maybe later this year.

Jacob G. as Steve?
Jughead Jay as Bomberman.

Written by GamingPlush64 and Jughead Jay.
Mixing done by Jacob G.
Beat made by GamingPlush64
Bomberman image created by Y.D.Geon.

Lyrics:

Steve:
Minin’ for a good opponent, but this bomber’s quite the bummer. 
Saddle up, Pinocchio, I know you’re not a canon Runner. 
I hunt and maim like Hunger Games, best stick to your playground.
You’re cobble-stoned because a fight with me is digging straight down!
I’m a PVP MC, your griefing will get a swift end!
Switch to X-boxing your big head, and then I’ll turn this ring red! 
Your stance is pretty much on sand. This’ll blow up in your face.
But by your recent fame? You didn’t fall from a High Place.

Bomberman:
Suppose you are what you eat; another pig that’s for roasting!
Flowing like Aquanet - Ocean! So best sprint back to your potions!
And then find a better mine, you’ve already wrecked your rhymes,
But you’re gonna have a blast if you wanna step on mine!
Dig, build, code, kill, I have your Series to a T
With more 9 Year Olds online than PewDiePie could even reach
Your Nether End-ing updates ruined the simplicity of brick blocks
Now your players are the same making dank memes on Tik Tok


Steve:
Well, that verse wasn’t Creative. This Creeper cannot be blasting me.
Minecraft's in Movies and Netflix (Sweet!) You're rotting in your factory!
I’ll be crafting sheets of lyrics verse a zombie of a hero
Because you messed up the recipe as far as TNT goes.

Bomberman:
I Block your Commands! Bomber lines are in my title!
While Steve was a joke - both in name and rap Survival!
I’m the face of my factory’s fame, a powerhouse for bars spit
You don’t resemble Microsoft because you didn’t leave a Mark-us.

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Bomberman vs Steve? Decent PG Rap Battles.

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

--------

Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

we did it boys, we beat the old rap cypher's battle count :)
Alex the Beast as Thomas Edison
Light as Electro
Beat produced by: Tristan
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Alex
Writer: Trakked

Battle: 
Thomas Edison:
Out of every single man that uses my inventions for their wit, 
I’m against an electric using freak that can’t understand when to quit?
You’re quite the Marvel, indeed, but I’ve achieved much greater heights
I’ve helped even Morgan with his work; You’re just a criminal in tights
Try to fight me, I dare you! Your Alternating attacks can’t strike me
I spit it sickly, Directly, ‘till you’re back at prison for your crimes, see?
So, Max, if you call being beaten by Spiderman a great accomplishment, 
Then why don’t you accept your defeat, or are you too overconfident?

Electro:
That’s enough from the old man, you build stuff like they’re from IKEA
You’re more of a criminal than me! You stole all of Tesla’s ideas!
You’re in for quite the Shocker, my electric raps are unstable
I’ll be givin’ you more than a zap, man! It’s shameful that you’re unable
to do some work for yourself, instead of scramblin’ ‘round for a profit
Relying on some other rich idiots to give you what they got, shit,
I’m rockin’ this beat electrically, your chemistry’s backfiring, like your creations
Anyways, i’ll be leaving ya like Topsy; Shocked to death on its foundation

Thomas Edison:
It’s a shame you stoop so low, those blows may have meant to be harsh, but
They didn’t sting at all; I only heard static from those “sharp” cuts
Facing America’s Greatest Inventor was the biggest mistake you’ve had in mind,
‘Cause I’ll be leaving this low-tier criminal looking worse than his movie design!

Electro:
(C’MON!) You tried to stay in motion, but you failed worse than your company
Stan Lee made me a great villain! You’ve been on the verge of bankruptcy!
I’m Sinister with every rhyme I spit, But just beatin’ ya would be too easy,
I’ll be havin’ ya die twice; But this time it won’t be from diabetes (HA!)

Thomas Edison vs Electro - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #4

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

I'm not gonna go too in depth with it here, but in case you guys haven't noticed, I'm in the process of reworking Animation vs Anything's season structure and branding. Consider it a soft-reboot. More info will come soon. In the meantime, please enjoy the first full new Animation vs Anything of the "reboot"!

garbageGothic as Kyoko Kirigiri
Swedely as Detective Pikachu

Detective Pikachu:
Fleeing this battle would be a bolt of brilliance
‘Cuz you won’t be winning this with your cold resilience
These burns’ll leave a scar you’ll be unable to hide
Can’t get the hell out of the ring against the Charizard of Ryme 
You’re a jerk, Kyoko - It doesn’t work, Kyoko
Communicating with others has got its perks, Kyoko
Starved for affection cuz her grandfather hates her
Not even Mikan could detox that behaviour
Say you’re hopped up on Hope - you’re really full of resentment and
Your ideas only stick out with ahoges presenting ‘em
I’m sure your family issues might spawn some light trauma
Your character’s bare bones - like father, like daughter

Kyoko Kirigiri:
You’re lowering the bar - but i’ll take this key OHKO
Your rap execution was as botched as Makoto’s
Call me a dick all you want - I’m Tracy, you’re Gumshoe
I’ll solve the real cases Oak’s lab rat’s too stumped to
Your ontmato-Pikas were most certainly effective
But they gave you a gruff voice - from Great to grating Detective
This abomination proves companies can’t design with class
I’m certain a glance would shatter that magnifying glass
With your formulaic cash-ins, Ashes to Ashes
A spin-off now or then helps to cleanse your fan’s Pallets
And while I admire it’s not another trek through Kanto
A PG L.A. Noir is not something your series can tow

Detective Pikachu:
This Sherlock’s got Watts, son, your plot twists can’t shock me
I fell asleep in your prologue, no coffee could stop me
I’ve got you down in the dumps, like your franchise, you’ll fall
Looks like the fans got a Detective Trash Man after all

Kyoko Kirigiri:
This mouse is simplistic - no point fans can click with
A “hand held” game is an accurate description
So go ahead with your movie in Hopes of Peaking in sales
Because once Reynolds’ unmasked, my burns will speak for themselves

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed and Mastered by Dustin (thanks :D)
Prod. by Terry Devine-King (of Audio Network)

NEXT (fully new) BATTLE: A Taste of Your Own Medicine/Two Peas in a Cephalopod/Black People

Detective Pikachu vs Kyoko Kirigiri - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

(Reuploaded due to Jacob's vocals being a bit off, haha)

Jacob as Charles Dickens
Julian as Mark Twain

Mixed & Written by Julian
Cover art by Dani

Lyrics:
Mark Twain:
Preface: The American legend
Born into strange happenstance; the world bent him
In due time, grew to be the type of man with a passion to write!
In the blight of life, light shined to reveal he’s the finest of his kind!
I keep it blunt, more than enough compared to your door stoppers!
One magic show from David has more than your Copperfield offers!
Many owe a great debt to you, but as I see it thicker through,
If someone said it straight to you, the word “debt” might just trigger you!
A damn reliance of cliffhangers; fetishizing children in danger
I hit a sentence head on; One page and it’s a banger
Writing Bleak House in a bleak house with a bleak cast, that’s what you tout
I crank out, get the blazed crowds, I’m more of an artist in this bout

Charles Dickens:
In my book, you couldn’t rake in fame with a fake name.
But Mark’ll see Angels when I make my mark and rip Twain in twain!
Your thought process when you try to bend words:
Cannot fall back on skill? Aye, chap, then fall back upon the N word!
With an Einstein mustache and a mug to spook Scrooge
You being my API communication? What a sorrowful ruse!
A hick picking wits with Pickwick’s big lit lit Brit?
Missing Sips of flow grandeur, I see Mississippi doesn’t breed it!
Style’s sloppy, prose is shoddy, still believes he can top me
Alas...if only Halley’s Comet passed by us a bit more often
No one knows an everyday working man quite like I
Feel free to accept Tolstoy, Orwell or Wolfe’s word...if not mine

Mark Twain:
What the Dickens was such spitting? This is strict delirium!
With my many meetings with the British, you simply miss the criteria!
I mean shit! I must’ve missed the Plot Twist!
Make this prolific Frog Jump with natural gift

Charles Dickens:
You proclaim yourself a God amongst us, but you shan’t be my tutor
Or was that simply another failed attempt at humor?
A dated lesson; selflessness is vaguely stated
Degrading a generation to selfish behavior
Hemingway was better at realism, if that’s what we’re debating
You are not your genre’s savior, you are just a wordy racist
Simply a hillbilly, pandering to urchins and cravens
Or tell me, Clemens, was that another detail lost in translation?
Your basis is faulty, you’re free-flowing without foundation
If you claim to be a great, have some respect for the English language
It’s disgraceful! Faulkler’s remarks were off-base in my eyes
An epilogue to this story? Your flow’s as right as watching paint dry…

Mark Twain:
I must face realization I faced you with Great Expectations
But that was humbug! I shun your faux meaningful creations!
Draining orphans of their ha’pennies, I assume the fact is
You’re as comically repulsive as many of your antagonists!
Heard you were held in great regard, surely must've been a stutter
For this was a Tale of One Beating, from posh-land to the gutters
I can only imagine they must’ve been uttering of another...
Moral of this story? Please DO judge an uptight Brit by his cover...

Mark Twain VS Charles Dickens -- RAP BATTLE

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

It's been a while. I know.

Welcome to the tenth X Rap Battle.

Vladimyr P. as Jughead Jones
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Veronica Sawyer

--Lyrics--
Jughead (0:14):
I thought I’d get a good opponent, but my time just goes to waste,
On one more stuck-up, slut Veronica to put back in her place... 
Picture this; the Twilight of your demise, ending your twisted flick,
Since you’ve switched to a sickened bitch, now I’m offing the Wicked Witch!
You’re not my type of writer. I can tell by your diction.
I’d write a novel based on your victory if I wanted fiction.
One final diary entry, a fiery ending for your shelf, 
There’s no defending from these burns; use them next time you harm yourself!

Veronica (0:41):
Ask Kurt and Ram, my task at hand is handling savages.
You’re used to bandaging beatings, and you dare ask what my damage is?
This bad-boy wannabe manages to think I’m one to laugh at.
You best stick to narrating on the wrong side of this rap track!
Did they really think an emo theme would make this clown scary?
How very! One blank shot and this blank slate’s crown’s tearing!
And whenever I see you brood? Ach… Tell me, where’s my noose at?
You’re taking shots from football jocks; well, guess what? I shoot back!

Jughead (1:08): 
(Ugh..) Another Northside loser? Well, Sardonic sports my humor,
Sawyer’s doomed when Forsythe screws her worse than any sword-fight rumor!

Veronica (1:15):
Your character is pretty misused; all those ships don’t really fit you.
Judging by your comic issues, your bond with blondie’s simply ich lüge!

Jughead (1:22): 
You’re always playing with fire, well, you’ve gotten the match you’ve been asking for!
Step out of your personal Candy Store, cause a forfeit’s now your last resort!
(Double Fast:)
Face lies, the real love of your life is a lighter!
If you wanna strike, this serpent is quite a biter!
This drama queen just screwed with the wrong king,
Now I’ll break the ice on another Dead Girl Walking!

Veronica (1:36):
Please!
All this from the epitome of “it’s not a phase, mom!”
Because if you’re a badass, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
(Double Fast:)
Saying I’m blinded by petty sins,
When you can’t see your chance with Betty’s Finn!
This rap blood rise is your last good night,
For you’ve brought shame that no hat could hide!

Jughead (1:49):
You need rewrites! Your dialogue can make Cheryl Blossom lose her mind.
If you wanna get the hang of it, you best head back to suicide!
Cause what you provide? Slushy songs? That’s quite the brain freezer.
So just swallow your words along with the pain like it was a fresh cup of drain cleaner!

Veronica (2:03):
Season after season, still ceasing to please, as usual,
But spitting lines at me? Please! You even fucked up my musical.
You’re spewing out bad ratings, your network’s asking for beatings, 
If you want your show to blow up, then take a pack of Norwegians!

Jughead (2:17):
If you forge lines like you do suicides, take notes revengin’!
For God’s sake, you’re an accidental masochist! Pay close attention!
You’ll be sleeping with the fishes if you dare step into my town, 
Cause Jones hits like croquet, and he’ll knock a goth’s lights out!

Veronica (2:24): 
Oh, you think you’re so tough, you’re rundown without your biker squad
My verbal chaos is what killed you, honey; say Hi to God! 
A pull of the trigger, to end this quicker, nothing bigger, the deed is done!
And now that I’m done with my lyrical massacre, go get your daddy to clean it up.

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Written by Jughead Jay, Freshy Kanal, B O R K, GengoMain, Alex and MetaMachine
Audio Mixed by Freshy Kanal (thx dustin)

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