While traversing the multiverse collecting stories to put in the “Guide" don’s interdimensional low rider was sabotaged by a group of Archons while he was on Earth#4269 documenting the exploits of the great hyper dimensional entities known as Parliament Funkadelic. Thus effectively leaving him stranded here until the technologies to repair his vehicle are invented here. After a few decades of hanging out, partaking of mind expanding substances, deep conversations and fierce debates with shamen, monks, dogs and other enlightened beings on this planet he has been persuaded to tell some of the stories he has documented from throughout the multiverse. So he has sequestered himself in an isolated bunker in the middle of a desert and thrown himself into relaying a few of the greatest stories never told, in this dimension anyway.

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