vocal: "Ich will mich nicht künstlich aufregen" by Max Linz 
http://www.amerikafilm.de/Ich-will-mich-nicht-kunstlich-aufregen
highly recommended!

Will mich nicht künstlich aufregen - snippet

🖤 deep organic downtempo 🖤 sometimes dark groovy melodic 🖤 dub minimal depending on style 🖤 The more bpm the more I resign ;)

Purposeful disregard of common practice
Expertly crafted ambivalence
Dry music for wet towels
Weird music for weird people

upcoming:
28 06 25 LAS Festival Poland

booking: zebra.centauri@objektkleina.com

past:
18 08 24 Bucht der Träumer Festival
15 07 23 Yaga Gathering near Vilnius · Lithuania
01 07 23 Fusion Festival · Lärz
10 04 23 Stabile Ventile · objekt klein a · DD
11 02 23 Ship Wrecked Festival · Te Arai NZ
28 01 23 YOT Club · Raglan NZ
21 01 23 Voodoo Lounge · Mount Maunganui NZ
14 01 23 Secret Location · Golden Bay NZ
30 12 22 AUM New Year’s Festival · Auckland NZ
09 12 22 Dance Meditation · RAWMEN · Tokio
20 08 22 Bucht der Träumer Festival · Helenesee	
01 05 22 Odonien · Köln	
16 04 22 Teil 5 · objekt klein a · Dresden	
01 10 21 Per Anhalter · Schloss Beesenstedt	
14 02 20 Bandstand · Hellerau · Dresden	
11 10 19 Trips & Ticks · Mensch Meier · Berlin	
02 10 19 Winteropening · Südpol · Hamburg	
17 08 19 Treibsand · Festival Wechselburg	
01 07 19 Bachstelzen · FUSION FESTIVAL · Lärz	
20 04 19 TEIL2 · objekt klein a · Dresden	
12 04 19 Sunday Drivers · Ritter Butzke · Berlin	
16 02 19 Trip to Deep · Florianopolis	
09 02 19 Trackers · Sao Paulo	
25 01 19 Agora · Berlin	
28 09 18 Mitte Karaköy · Istanbul	
22 09 18 Watergate · Berlin	
01 09 18 Kater Blau · Berlin	
17 08 18 Bahnwärter Thiel · München	
04 08 18 Sweet Mountain Festivals · Süssberge	
28 07 18 Habitat Festival · Hohenlockstedt	
07 07 18 Bananenreiferei · Zürich	
23 06 18 The Missing Part · Heybeliada · Istanbul	
21 04 18 URSL Geburstag · Fiese Remise · Berlin	
07 04 18 Kater Blau · Berlin	
23 03 18 Ritter Butzke · Berlin	
09 03 18 So&So · Leipzig	
03 02 18 Bandstand · Hellerau · Dresden	
25 12 17 U-Club · Wuppertal	
08 12 17 Kauz · Zürich	
02 12 17 Kaschemme · Basel	
30 10 17 Tal der Verwirrung · Kater Blau · Berlin	
27 10 17 Odonien · Köln	
20 10 17 Mellow · Elipamanoke · Leipzig	
22 09 17 Elysia · Basel	
09 09 17 Mellow · TBA · Dresden	
23 07 17 Sisyphos · Berlin	
24 06 17 Wannda Circus Open Air Freimann	
17 06 17 30th Extravaganza · Barcelona	
04 06 17 Schatzalp · Davos	
27 05 17 Kater Blau · Berlin	
06 05 17 SaSoMo · Kater Blau · Berlin	
16 04 17 objekt klein a · Dresden	
13 04 17 So&So · Leipzig	
08 04 17 Kauz · Zürich	
04 03 17 Zukunft · Zürich	
03 03 17 Erdbeermund · Karlsruhe	
25 02 17 Rummelsbucht · Berlin	
10 02 17 VLLA · Amsterdam	
29 01 17 Friedas Büxe · Zürich	
28 01 17 Bahnwärter Thiel · München	
20 01 17 STOY · Club Paula · Dresden	
07 01 17 URSL · Watergate · Berlin	
20 11 16 SaSoMo · Kater Blau · Berlin	
03 10 16 Nichtgeburtstag · Sisyphos · Berlin	
24 09 16 URSL · Watergate · Berlin	
23 09 16 So&So · Leipzig	
06 08 16 Garbicz Festival · Garbicz · Polen	
16 07 16 Mit Dir Festival · Klingemühle	
09 07 16 Feel Festival · Bergheider See	
26 06 16 im Sternbild des Großen Kagen	
10 06 16 Reich&Schön Festival · Dittersbach	
28 05 16 Kater Blau · Berlin	
27 05 16 Badhuesli · Basel	
07 05 16 In Höchsten Höhen  · IFZ · Leipzig	
06 05 16 sosolowdisco. · Breidenbach · Heidelberg	
23 04 16 URSL · Bahnwärter Thiel · München	
16 04 16 Intergalactic Airport · Mensch Meier	
05 03 16 Sternhagel · AZ Conni · Dresden	
20 02 16 Nimmermued · Häkken · Hamburg	
04 12 15 ℒaut und ℒuise · Paula · Dresden	
14 11 15 Szenenwechsel · TBA · Dresden	
13 11 15 URSL loves Frieda · KaterBlau · Berlin	
07 11 15 VOW-Festival · Rosenwerk · Dresden	
08 08 15 Rambazamba in der Pampa · Groß Kagen	
26 07 15 Tagträumer Festivlad · Laucha	
31 05 15 Floppy Eiert! · Palais Palett · Dresden	
24 04 15 Floppy Feiert! · Mosaik · Dresden	
01 03 15 Tanztee · Altes Wettbüro · Dresden

Dandy Lion are   
•	Mad Mo Mosley rhythm guitar and lead triangle ( originally from Satan’s lounge Band)
•	Johnny Malkav ( originally from Growth)
•	General Beavis Rimmer lead guitar ( originally from FCK That)
•	The Rev Jebus Crusty spiritual guru and drugs administrator    
Dandy Lion can best be described as Hank Marvin dipped in a vat of acid. The band was created from the dying embers of Satan’s lounge Band a 1920s trad jazz band, Growth a late 80s grunge band and FCK That a tribute band for Take That. During the early 90s the band became very politically inactive with the apathy movement. This led to a lot of friction within the band as Mosley’s many multiple personalities formed artists against apathy and also thought about forming the apathy party but due to a lack of interest from the rest of his personalities he couldn’t be bothered.
During this period they also discovered spiritually through Couch King Potato who would later become The Reverend Jebus Crusty thus a new form of Christianity was formed Couchism with the Rev Crusty as its guru.   This happened whilst watching an episode of Songs of Praise and being unable to find the remote. This led to the band becoming a born again Christian band. Pope Benedict XVI once claimed that “This is the most excrement band that I have ever seen in Christendom with the potential to be a lot worse!” 

The band are currently wanted by the CIA and MI6 for left wing tendencies and admitting to being fans of Status Que. They now reside in the independent state of Inner Hash mere a small enclave on the edges of Dartmoor National Park and are currently engaged with counter insurgency with   the Talibanies headed by Mad Muller Mosley and the KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken). A Northern Irish para military group headed by Big Mac McDonald and a leprechaun called Semtex. Yet again this friction has been instigated by Mosley’s multiple personalities. Rev Crusty has managed an uneasy cease fire between both fractions but as yet both sides refuse to decommission their vast arsenal of water pistols and flower bombs. Both have agreed to cease engaging in biological warfare decommissioning their obnoxious effluvia and flatulence in the BIO hazard removal unit (the WC).     
Moving on to more positive things. The bands influences are truly cosmopolitan inspired by Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Joseph Stalin, Gerry Adams, Reverent Ian Paisley and Simon Cowell. Mainly Simon Cowell. Pope Benedict XVI has stated “This band is an example to all Christians embracing all faiths and ideologies. These guys are going to be bigger than John Lennon”.  

All songs are dedicated to the memories of the inane, mundane, has-beens, wannabes of the Voice, XFactor and Britain’s got talentless. Sweet Jesus, mother of God, remote control remove your souls. Amen!

All songs are written by Mosley and Malkav including covers. Which Mosley intends in sue all artists for plagiarism.

A finale word from the Reverant Jebus Crusty “Easter is a very special time for all Christians giving us all a sense of wellbeing thinking of some poor bastard nailed to a cross and eating lots of Easter eggs.  Happy Easter folks.”       

I hope you enjoy their music and even if you don’t they couldn’t give a folk!
All music recorded at Smeg Studios 
Love, piece and scabies

ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ @aetherclub
Upcoming gigs 2025

1.8 kommenzi x holdturbo @ turbina, budapest
2.8 lavalava x gozsdu @ gozsdu udvar, budapest
9.8 holdturbina @ turbina, budapest
15.8 hungarian embassy garden party @ beijing, china
16.8 azamirmur @ DR卂FTINSPACE, beijing
17.8 tba @ groundless factory, beijing
19. 8 photo exhibition tba @ beijing
29.8 no tomorrow @ aether, budapest
30.8 tba 
18.9 tba
27.9 tba
8.11 tba

Previously in 2025
3.1 holdturbina @ turbina, budapest
4.1 raw @ aether, budapest
15.2 raw @ aether, budapest
21.2 true energy x holdturbina @ turbina, budapest
28.2 housenehéz @ toldi, budapest
1.3 all night long @ sárkány, budapest
7.3 winterkálla @ edith, budapest
14.3 we daad bdpst w/ DVS1 @ turbina, budapest
29.3 raw @ aether, budapest
10.4 design week @ milan, italy
19.4 aether heroes @ aether, budapest
26.4 shifted frequencies 002 @ secret location, budapest
9.5 true energy @ pontoon, budapest
10.5 iiimagine x buda castle @ lion court, budapest
16.5 no tomorrow @ aether, budapest
30.5 manifest @ millenium háza terasz, budapest
7.6 raw @ aether, budapest
13.6 eelf records @ arzenál, budapest
14.6 holdturbina @ turbina, budapest
22.6 daad gathering @ dádpuszta
26.6 alkotótábor 22. @ virágospuszta, bér
11.7 no tomorrow @ aether, budapest
17.7 campus fesztivál @ nagyerdő, debrecen
19.7 lick the click! @ pontoon, budapest
25.7 b my lake @ északi strand, velence

Will mich nicht künstlich aufregen - snippet

Zebra Centauri