the scary jokes

April Fools

Apple Pie

Toynbee Tiles

full disclosure - i am a monster
a creature of despair! not that that should be a cause for concern :)
if theres one thing ive learned in all my years here
its that despair is less abundant in those who understand
how to plant their hearts in community gardens

youll be fine, you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the culmination of mans mistakes came the day
the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
if theres something to be learned from all these LOSERS...
its that the price that you pay for arrogance and a false sense of immunity
is to face the wrath of a dying star

youll be fine you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fi-i-ine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the years have been hard on this lonely heart
(if you wanna know the truth)
theres no more community gardens...
so i guess i'll have to settle for you.

Community Gardens

bad at math

the daughter of the fish and the ram - the scary jokes

bad at maths - the scary jokes

hold yourself tight - the scary jokes

The Scary Jokes - Too Shy

The Scary Jokes - What Am I

The Scary Jokes - Im The Fucking Best

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

LYRICS SOON

I'm Glad I'm Me - The Scary Jokes

the revised 2009:
https://soundcloud.com/peachygir36569764/the-scary-jokes-2009?ref=clipboard

2009 - the scary jokes (Car Phone demo)

lmk if i need to take any of my tracks down! thanks :)

(not active here really at all)

the scary jokes

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