Sing along!

"Its monday night, the time is right
For scoring weed, for you and me
Bend after bend, will it ever end?
I feel so lost, can't comprehend.

Its dark and cold and I've been told so many times before how to get to M'deala's door

Driving to M'deala's
Been here before but can't remember anymore
Where M'deala lives
Driving to M'deala's
Been here before but can't remember anymore
Where M'deala lives

Lets go back to that cul-de-sac, Im sure thats it
No, thats not it
I don't want him to get upset, but its 7 and Im not there yet.
Theres a girl back there with long dark hair waiting for her bus
If you know where our dealer lives, please tell us!

Driving to M'deala's
Been here before but can't remember anymore
Where M'deala lives
Driving to M'deala's
Been here before but can't remember anymore
Where M'deala lives

(A doobie doo
Be doo)
Where has my doobie gotten to?
Did you take M'deala with you?
(Be doo
Be doobie doo)

(A doobie doo
Be doo)
Where has my doobie gotten to?
Did you take M'deala with you?
(Be doo
Be doobie doo)

Driving to M'deala's
Been here before but can't remember anymore
Where M'deala lives
Driving to M'deala's
Been here before but can't remember anymore
Where M'deala lives"

Monkeys & Typewriters

Driving to M'deala's

Sing along!

"Standing on the landing
Am I sleepwalking again?
Did I hear you banging?
Or have I gone insane?

Knocking, dreadful knocking
A shattering of door
Is someone breaking in?
Or is it just the dog?

Why?
Why am I out here, standing on the landing all alone?
Don't recall how I got out here, but suddenly I hear a lonely moan
Standing on the landing.....

I here a B-doompf"

Standing on the landing

Sing along!

"She's 40 plus, woah-oh-oh
And she's earning a fee
Stripping herself naked
And playing with her pussy on TV

But she don't seem to care
How she looks on the air 
(she's bored, she's blatantly bored)

She could be your mother
Or she could be your aunt
She could be your teacher
You want to jerk off to her but you can't

Woah-oh-oh kinda pathetic, still gets you wet
It makes you feel so wrong
She's got a glint in her eye
And a hand on her thigh in nothing but a silky thong

Ones a little skinny
And ones a little fat
(what you gonna do with that?)
One's tits are kinda swingy, and ones are a little flat

But she's still the best thing on
But you still know that its wrong
(its wrong, its blatantly wrong)

40 plus, 40 plus
Think what she could teach us
Experience, confidence, precision and endurance
40 plus readers wives; what are we both doing with our lives?"

monkeys and type writers

40+ reader's wives

Sing along!

"What kills a wank?
Maybe a child at play
A knock on the door as you take down your draws
Maybe a text sent your way

What kills a wank?
Maybe a well meaning friend
Calling you up when you're seconds from ending
Sometimes an intrusive pet

Sometimes you just want a moment alone
Shut out the cat, close the windows and turn off the phone
No matter how you try you will see
There is no such thing as a right to your privacy

What kills a wank?
Mother walking in
The image of someone you hate just appearing
Nails that haven't been trimmed

What kills a wank?
Not planning ahead
Getting a matted pubic hair dread
Going on for too long
Finding out suddenly you have come on

What aids a wank?
The thought of some big bouncing tits
The thought of two men going at it like rabbits, oh, what aids a wank
A big juicy cock
The thought of raping a cop
The thought of blood and sweat and knives
And 40+ reader's wives....."

What kills a wank/ What aids a wank

No, She's no Strahm

Sing along!

"Strahm's arm is hiding in the deep freeze
In the dead of night the piggy comes to take it out again
You can't hide from strahm's arm, it'll find you
If you try, so leave the blood and leave them breathing
And run for your life

Strahm's arms a funny kinda creepy
When you know you shouldn't laugh, but still you do
You and I are always joined by strahm's arm
And I hope it never comes back down on you

Maybe its sitting at a table in your house
Neil said it was, I saw it once when I awoke
It sleeps on corners, sits on counters, leaves without a word
And I love you boy too much to see you hurt

We did not ask for this, ripping the fear from your electric heart
(She left you on your own, but it was what you wanted)
Smile when Strahm's arm lets you down, now you'll sleep forever more
So will strahm's arm

Have you learnt enough to trust me?
The walls are closing in
(just climb in, its ok, its ok)
Smile as it leads you down and kept you safe within

ooh strahm's arm"

Strahm's arm

Sing along!

"Hand shy
The boy is so hand shy
It makes you wonder why
the boy is so hand shy

Something, something once hurt him
And left him wondering
If he should ever trust again

He's always flinching when you're touching him
And when I say he'll obey, he'll do anything
Keeps his mouth shut, oh you'll never see him cry
But he's a little hand shy

We drug his coffee
but what I can't believe
Is even when he's sleepy
He still flinches away from me

He's always flinching when you're touching him
And when I say he'll obey, he'll do anything
Keeps his mouth shut, oh you'll never see him cry
But he's a little hand shy"

hand shy

WHY Is Nothing EVER Easy

Sing along!

"He cries when he's out kidnapping
He's just a tender guy with sensitive feelings
No no no Im not making an excuse, he don't enjoy the abuse
(Well, actually thats not quite the truth)
But thats not really down to him and he still cries when he's kidnapping

Its hard to stay mad, or remember that he's bad
When he pulls those puppy eyes
He'll smile as they die, but you know its all a lie
Coz when he kidnaps
He cries

The kids don't understand his mind
They point, they laugh, they bitch they whine
If they only tried to see
How lonely he can be
They'd cry with him
Sometimes you feel so blue when you are forced to do someone else's dirty work

Its hard to stay mad, or remember that he's bad
When he pulls those puppy eyes
He'll smile as they die, but you know its all a lie
Coz when he kidnaps
He cries"

Zig Zag & Riz Rah

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