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Sing along!

"What kills a wank?
Maybe a child at play
A knock on the door as you take down your draws
Maybe a text sent your way

What kills a wank?
Maybe a well meaning friend
Calling you up when you're seconds from ending
Sometimes an intrusive pet

Sometimes you just want a moment alone
Shut out the cat, close the windows and turn off the phone
No matter how you try you will see
There is no such thing as a right to your privacy

What kills a wank?
Mother walking in
The image of someone you hate just appearing
Nails that haven't been trimmed

What kills a wank?
Not planning ahead
Getting a matted pubic hair dread
Going on for too long
Finding out suddenly you have come on

What aids a wank?
The thought of some big bouncing tits
The thought of two men going at it like rabbits, oh, what aids a wank
A big juicy cock
The thought of raping a cop
The thought of blood and sweat and knives
And 40+ reader's wives....."

What kills a wank/ What aids a wank

Zig Zag & Riz Rah

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