Rodriguez - We Love Zoe - Olympics  2022 - New York

a flip of lcd soundsystem's daft punk is playing at my house for dusty dance parties by eli janney & joee irwin. is keeping a bad joke alive a good idea?

stupid music for your mom

this joke has gone on for far too long (daft punk is playing the trash fence)

Introducing Justin Ross Lee the "Super Charged Super Jew" who refuses to fly anything other than first class or private, runs a company called "Pretentious Pocket Square," which sells super d paisley silk pocket squares with names like,"the Bateman" "the Madoff." A guy who calls himself the "Jewish Robinhood" because he deigns to leave first class and pour the "putz's" in coach glasses of Moet. 

If you combined things like:

Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Global warming, bottle Service, private Planes, South Beach, corporate greed, trust fund babies, herpes, russian prostitutes, Bravo TV, cocaine conversations, new money, all the Real Housewives, guys who don't wear socks, investment bankers, Republicans, Hermes belts, Dolce Gabbana anything, and put them into a blender and then added a dash of semen, a gallon a jet fuel, and a sprinkle of Vagisil and you would create the Molotov cocktail that is Justin Ross Lee. 

His ringtone is Ass n Titties by DJ Assault, claims he doesn't like Asian Women because he doesn't do the "MSG" and is dripping in so much false testosterone and confidence that you feel like you have to take a shower the moment you lock eyes with him. It took him all of 5 minutes to show me a picture of his Tower of Piza leaning dick which has got to be a record for me. And even though he loves girls who are "shiksalicious," meaning fake tits, big vacant eyes, and super blonde hair with a crucifix hanging in their cleavage, our entire conversation was spent with him trying to figure out whether he wanted to fuck me, or kill me maybe both at the same time who knows.

This was a challenging interview for me because while he represents pretty much everything I hate on the planet I ended up really enjoying our conversation and liking him.  To a fault I commend anyone who has the chutzpah to do something different in a funny way, and let me tell you this mother fucker is hilarious. He's memorized a million sound bites and spits out his little mantras like a tennis ball machine hooked up to a nuclear powered generator right at your head. I can't even fathom the amount of time he has spent in front of the mirror like Stewart Smalley. (I'm Good Enough I'm smart enough and gosh darnit people like me.) 

Yet, we got along swimmingly...which is disturbing onto itself 

But let me be clear, Justin is whip smart, and has found way to literally fake it until he made it.. So with no further ado, I present to you J.R.L vs Z.N - 35 minutes of head to head battle...who wins? I'll let you decide.
 
(the answer is EVERYONE LOSES)

Recorded and edited originally by Jimmy Vallance 
Remastered by Josiah Lejuwaan 
Music: 
Fame - David Bowie 
Rivolta - Polo and Pan 

Here are some great tweets from him:

Hopping a Gulfstream GIV down to Boca to thaw out my matzo balls. #FuckTheWeather #TheJewishAmericanDream

Subaru needs to re-market itself as the official vehicle of slow driving lesbians with too many pets. (this is very funny)

The novelty of a gorgeous model wears off the moment you fuck her and realize she’s no better than anyone else.

I think I'm in an abusive relationship with LA. Every time I beat the shit out of her she always comes back.

I make a flight attendant come with one finger.

Can’t control the weather, but I can change it. #Gulfstream #G4 #JewJetting #PretentiousPocket #PocketSquare #PrivateJewJetting #FuckFirstClass

I am an artist. I paint with Al Gore's tears. #PrivateJewJetting #Gulfstream #PrivateJet #Aviation #Cockpit #LouisVuitton #OliverPeoples #PretentiousPocket #PocketSquare ..

The Pretentious Prick

WELCOME JUSTIN SIGHT to the You're Welcome Podcast!
I have loved him for a decade when I found this man on a craigslist ad and hired him to do a burning man party I was throwing approximately an EPOCH AGO. GET READY. HES THE FUCKING BEST.

Check out all his work here: https://www.justinsightmagic.com

COME TO MY PARTY: ITS GONNA BE SICK AF JUNE 9th NYC
https://www.eventbrite.com/myevent?eid=632892768307

BLACK MAGIC + JESUS + OCULAR DEGENERATION

Much love to the entire team at The Stranger for inviting me to play from open til close. It was a truly magical trip! These are the first 80 minutes of the 6-hour set.

US debut at The Stranger (first part of the set)

I was invited to record You're Welcome at a Art Gallery opening for a realistic sex exhibit, but I had taken shelter weirdly outside in the summer air, because the inside of the pop up gallery smelled like the inside of an ovary. 

This was due to the lack of air conditioning in a alphabet city basement that was stuffed to the gills with 100 super quaffed/perfumed fashion week model/actor types all wearing Amish hats. My girlfriend described the smell as "mangey minge" I thought it smelled like the inside of an otter's pocket. I must say it lent a realistic atmosphere to huge paintings of double penetrated v's. Cool people hate being actually cool. It's confusing.

ANYWAY as I was cooling off, and I see this wonderful man, who could have been a character in Zoolander, with what I thought was a hilarious fashion Snork Snorkel so obviously I forced him to come share what the deviled egg was going on.

Basically he's a super lovely Cyborg who no longer identifies as human, and he's launching a campaign to open the first Cyborg Institute to help others use the same technology to enhance their lives.

I don't know whether I'm happy about this or not. I actually can't imagine anything worse than having a device installed in my head that would make me love Times Square.

There will be no limit to where this goes once it gets started. I for one am an analog girl living in a digital world. I want less and less technology. But as cars become driverless, computers get put in front of our eyes, porn becomes 3D through oculus rift, sex dolls get heartbeats, google launches balloons to blanket the world with free Wifi...I guess I wave the white flag.

Pretty soon i'm going to have to move into a log cabin get a shot gun and start muttering to myself about the good old days when I had to wait hours for Kazaa to download Space Hog. The most exciting porn I when I was young was a gold leafed Kama Sutra book in my parents room.

I am scared to have children. I just can't imagine what this stuff is doing to kids brains. Instant access to the entire cess pool of human collective wants and imagination? Get ready everyone, it's all happening, and it's happening FAST.

Check out all his work:

https://www.cyborgarts.com/neil-harbisson

Read my Burning Man Guide here!
www.zoenightingale.com

Music credit:

Mr. Roboto - STYX
Yoshimi Battles Pink Robots - The Flaming Lips

STEP ASIDE AI - THE HUMAN ROBOT IS HERE

Tanzwüste@Fusion 2016

The universe is conspiring for your betterment. Cosmic Love abounds and surrounds. Chill with us as we try to speak the unspeakable, blaze the unblazeable. Peace and Love!

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Recorded 7/6/20
Peekskill, NY

Ep 198: Pronoid Android

Welcome back to the Magician On Duty Journey Series!

On this edition we welcome @12imhaus

They are part of the Kollektiv Fuchsbau & Journey to Tarab , and have played major festivals in Germany & Austria and more. They shared decks with the likes of Acid Pauli, Stephan Bodzin and many more. 

I hope you enjoy this episode as much as i did!

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soundcloud.com/journeytotarab
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Magical Download

Käpt'n 12 & Düsentrieb [Journey Series]

Fortunate to grow up around the rich club culture of NYC and influenced by the sounds around him, Avision now finds himself helping to usher in a new wave of techno for the New York scene.  Over the last couple of years, he’s had releases on a range of influential labels like Ellum, Drumcode, Hardgroove, Machine, We Are The Brave, Mindshake, Intec, On Edge Society, and many more.  Support for his productions have been coming in strong from tastemakers like Adam Beyer, Maceo Plex, Nicole Moudaber, Chris Liebing, Laurent Garnier, Joseph Capriati, and The Martinez Brothers to name a few.

Avision started young on the turntables at age 12, and his preference for a more mature sound lead to his first residency by the time he was 15. Recent touring highlights include gigs at The Brooklyn Mirage and Time Warp in NYC, Fabrik Madrid, Pacha Barcelona, Stereo Montreal, and Space Miami, as well as festivals like Elrow, The BPM Festival, and Dockyards in Amsterdam.

Avision’s legacy is growing through clubland like a supernova exploding in the farthest reaches of our galaxy…and he’s just getting started.

Here Anthony steps up to deliver a high energy, thumping disco and house mix to deliver you into the weekend with a b-b-b-b-bang!

Artist: @avisionofficial

SlothBoogie Guestmix #254 - Avision

NSFW TO THE MAX

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STEP ASIDE AI - THE HUMAN ROBOT IS HERE

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