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Someone Is Behind My Living Room Door by AmbitionParty5444

I was invited to record You're Welcome at a Art Gallery opening for a realistic sex exhibit, but I had taken shelter weirdly outside in the summer air, because the inside of the pop up gallery smelled like the inside of an ovary. 

This was due to the lack of air conditioning in a alphabet city basement that was stuffed to the gills with 100 super quaffed/perfumed fashion week model/actor types all wearing Amish hats. My girlfriend described the smell as "mangey minge" I thought it smelled like the inside of an otter's pocket. I must say it lent a realistic atmosphere to huge paintings of double penetrated v's. Cool people hate being actually cool. It's confusing.

ANYWAY as I was cooling off, and I see this wonderful man, who could have been a character in Zoolander, with what I thought was a hilarious fashion Snork Snorkel so obviously I forced him to come share what the deviled egg was going on.

Basically he's a super lovely Cyborg who no longer identifies as human, and he's launching a campaign to open the first Cyborg Institute to help others use the same technology to enhance their lives.

I don't know whether I'm happy about this or not. I actually can't imagine anything worse than having a device installed in my head that would make me love Times Square.

There will be no limit to where this goes once it gets started. I for one am an analog girl living in a digital world. I want less and less technology. But as cars become driverless, computers get put in front of our eyes, porn becomes 3D through oculus rift, sex dolls get heartbeats, google launches balloons to blanket the world with free Wifi...I guess I wave the white flag.

Pretty soon i'm going to have to move into a log cabin get a shot gun and start muttering to myself about the good old days when I had to wait hours for Kazaa to download Space Hog. The most exciting porn I when I was young was a gold leafed Kama Sutra book in my parents room.

I am scared to have children. I just can't imagine what this stuff is doing to kids brains. Instant access to the entire cess pool of human collective wants and imagination? Get ready everyone, it's all happening, and it's happening FAST.

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https://www.cyborgarts.com/neil-harbisson

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Music credit:

Mr. Roboto - STYX
Yoshimi Battles Pink Robots - The Flaming Lips

STEP ASIDE AI - THE HUMAN ROBOT IS HERE

Royalty Free

الحلقة السادسة: عن البادي شيمينج والتخان والواد ابن التيت

Standing at a crossroads, Pìpò was about to make what seemed like the hardest decision in his life: to follow the trail left by the doctor directly into the jungle or venture into the mysterious cave in the distance, by the end of the shore.
Of course, as with every doubt in his life, it only took the boy a few seconds to make up his mind.
He nervously cleared his throat and ignored Dr. Rogers' footprints, dashing towards the dark, eerie entrance of the cave.

A few steps in and he could immediately spot a luminescence not visible from the outside due to the sunlight, and as he ventured deeper and deeper he began to find corals protruding from the rocky walls, all different from each other in size, colour and shape!
Emanating a dim yet persistent light, they also somewhat lit up the path to follow for Pìpò, who otherwise would have been lost in total darkness.

Another brilliant idea he had was to try and grab one of the corals to bring along, immediately providing the palm of his right hand with a nasty cut.
He let out a loud whine, instinctively taking a few steps back from the formation: he took a good look at the fresh wound when he noticed it appeared distorted... And perhaps... So did everything around him...

The boy began to breathe heavily, batting his eyes irregularly, and his little pìpòheart started racing as he quickly realized the corals were not only razor sharp, but also poisonous.
With his head spinning and his sight partially blurred, he turned to run back the way he came from, or so he thought.
In the heat of the moment, with his body intoxicated, he did not realize he was actually venturing deeper into the cave until, all of a sudden, cold air? A breeze?
His pace became faster, his fear grew heavier, and unbeknownst to him, the ground turned frailer and frailer.

"W-Wha-?", the boy exclaimed to himself, confused, when he heard a loud cracking noise. Mere seconds later, the rocky floor collapsed, swallowing the striped adventurer deep within the earth below.

Pìpò And Bad Ideas

Za każdym rogiem czai się prawda. "MWR - Kamień". Utwór który uderzy na pewno w nie jedno serce.
Czujesz to? Teraz wiesz. Wraz z tym utworem rozpoczyna się EP pod tytułem OSDL.
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There's truth lurking around every corner. "MWR - Stone". A song that will surely touch many hearts.
Can you feel it? Now you know. The EP titled OSDL begins with this track.
You can expect a strong hit in a specific climate.
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Greetings to good people

MWR - KAMIEŃ

"sai io chi sono...", il Tirapelle, "ancora non so: fu mia vocazione o fu
l'essenza di Widecreek?"

(Noir!)

ARRIVANO DAL PASSATO! ABITARONO I POSTI ORA DI LUI! NON SE LO SAREBBERO ASPETTATO, MAI! DI OTTENERE NUOVA VITA, AHHH!

"Ricordo che ricordai, era quella là la strada all'incontro con ella" – ad incontràr marilù-ù-ù* –, e così
Un cappellano poté (contro cassie) liberarsi (fra vitalbe) del beretta altissimo.
"Ucciso Don Piero, maestro di niente, errai oltre WC: errai in ciò!" e così 
dove Lollo - (nasofiliaco) l'Anna Millot italiano - passava l'estate, le cuoia tirò (il Tirapelle) in manicomio!

ARRIVANO DAL PASSATO! ABITARONO I POSTI ORA DI LUI! NON SE LO SAREBBERO ASPETTATO, MAI! DI OTTENERE NUOVA VITA, AHHH!

Barocca come il mille-e-sei è questa bricconata:
l'innaturale natale (oscuro) ad aprile
della detta (Maria!) Catarinazza, pazza, dalla Tonazza (bambina...)
Nata sul monte alle 3 e 33 di notte (... ctonia)
e sua madre il seguente dì (27...)
portò il booty fino a Widecreek (... Km...),
barocca Tiikuywuuti** (... a piedi nudi!)

ARRIVANO DAL PASSATO! ABITARONO I POSTI ORA DI LUI! NON SE LO SAREBBERO ASPETTATO, MAI! DI OTTENERE NUOVA VITA, AHHH!

Infìn colui che è memorabile no-o-o, ma
medaglia (si fece) di dente (se la fece!) caduto ad un dei due demoni di Tuogno
durante la Questua Del Lupo

Il fucile ammazza-preti! Il primo corno tagliato via dalla fronte della Maria, e il medaglione dei Luvi Ravasi!

ARRIVIAMO DAL PASSATO! ABITAMMO I LUOGHI ORA TUOI! NON CE LO SAREMMO ASPETTATO, MAI! DI OTTENERE NUOVA VITA, AHH!

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*campionamento da https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPDRduTIC0M
**donna-spettro secondo le credenze della tribù amerinda degli Hopi. Dall’aspetto di giovane incinta in perenne situazione di aborto, coperta di sangue e col morticino penzolante dal di sotto della sua veste.

PRETE STREGA BAMBINƏ (Early Vers.) - prod. Noir // Lýl•lupo

PRETE STREGA BAMBINƏ - prod. Noir // Lýl•lupo

بعمل سيرش على جوجل وبقول اللي جوايا

"Pìpò Adventure" is a fictional videogame about a little white tiger whose only wish is to leave his hometown and explore everything the world has to offer.

Shortly after completing his studies, Pìpò starts working for Dr. Rogers, an old marine biologist, in hope that he may accompany him during an expedition. Together they will travel to a mysterious, still untouched island and discover its uncanny, forsaken secrets.
Clumsy, naive and inexperienced, the small feline will have to face many obstacles in order to survive the hostile environment, but his determination and courage will assist him in his journey to unveil the island's forsaken mystery.

Each original track in this playlist features a small description narrating Pìpò's story: will our unlikely hero survive the adventure? What fearsome opponents will he face? Will he at the very least get paid?

Read and listen to Pìpò Adventure OST to find out!

Special thanks to @dr_sex

OFICJALNY KANAŁ MUZYCZNY MWR W SKŁADZIE: BURGER MWR, GERBER MWR, FLWR MWR

OFFICIAL MWR MUSIC CHANNEL COMPOSED: BURGER MWR, GERBER MWR, FLWR MWR

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

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Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

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