the pitched up tiktok tts girl might be the worst part

I fear that you've been drinking too much of the EOTI Kool-Aid. (But take your time making stuff - there's really no need to rush your hobbies.)

Just gonna assume this is an accurate representation

i wanna make mashup but can't so over this entire month I have made nothing but this

i hope it satisfies, i even extended it from 3 seconds to 9 :)

krypto wanted me to upload it lol

a text notification sound

i hate it here

Chaaaad ・∀・

Please hang on while I get this meme out of my system

Sources:
DCup - Someone Told Me
Hideki Naganuma - Fly Like a Butterfly
LBCK - Sagittarius
Madeon - No Fear No More
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
BebopVox - Don't Mine At Night
Passion Pit - Little Secrets
Wave Racer - Dreaming
Breakbot ft. Irfane - One Out of Two
Weezer - Buddy Holly
Gorillaz ft. Thundercat - Cracker Island
CyanBlue - The Spot
CyanBlue - Feeling Alright
Casper Caan - Last Chance (Chromeo Remix)
Blank Banshee - Anxiety Online
Porter Robinson ft. Lemaitre - Polygon Dust
Hudson Mohawke - Cbat
Daft Punk - Derezzed
James Ivy - Texas
Boys Noize - Ich R U
LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yrself Clean
Digitalism - Blitz

77 Blue (Part 9) - "Have you heard the new 77 Blue?" / BLUE_SCREEN

Part of 77 Red - https://soundcloud.com/77redmashupmix/77-red

deadmau5 - Raise Your Weapon
Zedd ft. Jon Bellion - Beautiful Now
Dragonforce - Through The Fire And Flames
Mystery Skulls - Hellbent
Moe Shop - Moestep
Alan Walker - Faded
Zedd ft. Foxes - Clarity
Galantis - Runaway (U & I)
Madeon - CELINE
Halsey - Gasoline
Ellie Goulding - Burn
Crusher-P - ECHO
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning
Justice - Civilization
Madeon - All My Friends
Knife Party - Bonfire
Imagine Dragons - Bones

Raise and Fire

Nicki Minaj - Super Freaky Girl
Meghan Trainor -Made You Look
Kesha - Tik Tok
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
Super Mario Kart - Koopa Beach

used my pea brain to make this

i have no mashups in the pipeline but i can still crank out a shitty joke once in a while

enjoy and hopefully ill get back into the swing of Mambo No 5

breakbeat makers be like

blasphemy

(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc6NIMeLOAc

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