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Masturbation poet since 1995. In the way since 1978.

UnSaeN (b. 1/11/01) is a talking cock who would be one of the most prominent phallic symbols in the world if he weren't suffering from battered wife syndrome. He enjoys watching too much TV, singing loudly over his favorite songs, and attending crowded events alone. He aspires to be the world's youngest dirty old man. He lives in his head.

Channeling the least glamorous aspects of nihilistic rappers and suicidal rockers, Nean Sean is self-loathing personified. He equates romance with terrorism, or perhaps just terror. He is a closeted optimist, reformed stalker, and professional procrastinator who has never met a decision he didn't regret.

today! (prod. shopwitme)

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