The Jeff Tillison, or "tillisoj", is a dissimilar sub-human species usually found near the ruins of Pompeii. Though they may seem like a person in appearance, it is uncertain whether or not the tillisoj is capable of coherent thought. When threatened, the tillisoj makes a shriek so grotesque that any would-be attackers are immediately scared away.

Oddly enough, some cultures have recorded the screech of the tillisoj and (believe it or not) listen to it as "music". Some examples of these audio atrocities have been provided for the curious listener, but be warned: never has there been, nor will there ever be, a creature that has heard the horrible sound of the tillisoj and left psychologically unscathed. Maganda masaya!

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