Hi I'm Dart I'm a scene kid who loves crunkcore and hates quality control. It's free to download my shit but it's funnier if you pirate it. I wanna see my bullshit on Limewire.

For Inquiries, email me at dart.darling@aol.com

anorexia isnt the way to happiness (yes it is)

FAKEBESTFRIEND is a Los Angeles-based American independent artist, music producer, MC, and songwriter. 

Contact dis fool: FAKEBESTFRIEND@hellokitty.com

I AM
Satan, Nearly Alive, Sarcastic, stuck up, a compulsive truth bender, (CUSP)Pisces/Aries, Christian (SMILE Jesus loves you! The Rest of Us think ur a dumb bitch), A living anime character, Too ugly but fierce for one gender, Everything you hate to love and everything you love to hate,

I MAKE
It clap, Ur funeral arrangements, Poison, music, the conservative go into cardiac arrest, haters look sidewayz, 
fashion, You, God, Culture, ur girlfriend wetter than hurricane Katrina.

I DO
Bite, shots, kill, stab a voodoo doll of u, Makeup, skip church on occasion, slip ecstasy in ur boifriends drink, slip poison in yours, kiss & tell, fuck & tell, show & tell, need therapy

I DON'T
Listen when you talk, remember what it’s like to be sober, give a fuck, give a shit, have parents, have any spare change, wanna marry you, or believe its not butter

I HAVE
Sex, Seen the light, have wild piss orgies, a voodoo doll of u, Some makeup for ur ugly face, ur attention, fag swag, lots of pills, dreams of putting my dick in ur ear, dreams of having a vagina with an 18 inch African cock wedged in between the lips, razorblades reserved for emotional coping, a personality disorder & internet, 

I LOVE
hate, sucking cock, Jesus, boifriends, gurlfriends, Hello Shitty, MADhaus, the bible, sex, contradicting myself, jealousy, tattoos, sex, super mario world, blue yoshi, sex, porn, kissing, dancing, hair dye, sex, dilfs, Smart cars, singing, modeling, anyone who isn't a complete dumb ass, and sex

I HATE
love, Barbie, The Color Pink, being sober, Hello Kitty, boredom, Jelly w/out Peanut Butter, AIDS, The Jonas Brothers, Cancer, sidekicks, bad reception, infomercials, the fact that I can’t see the look on ur face when u realize I left ur ugly ass, stubbing my toe, coming down off of coke and heroin, & the ending of “Titanic”

I WOULD FUCK
Ur Mom, Ur Dad, ur sister, ur brother, ur life, Angelina Jolie & her husband, Victoria Beckham & her husband, the white power ranger, the pink power ranger, all the power rangers, an entire football squad & ur face… all at once.

I LOOK UP 2
my cigarette break

As far as my music goes, i mostly sing about drugs, sex, homosexual matters, clubbing, dancing etc. But that's just b/c i write lyrics based off of whats going on inside my mind. So it sounds like there is quite a party going on in there. I sing about whats in my heart too, so i wrote a song about blood. I'm sure you will hear it when i decide to stop cracking dumb jokes.

We ask our selfs, who am i to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you Not to be?

This is NOT the official J Bigga page. I am simply a fan 🖤

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