A Bromance in Bohemia

Second album/compilation of Shrock music. Mainly odds and ends, some unusual characters or pairings. Plus Lady Gaga and Jesse McCartney, so, you know.

Scientific Study of Boredom

Sherlock: 2

BBC Sherlock - fansongs

Sherlock

shrock2

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LYRICS:
Let's play a game, you and I
I'll hide I bomb, and watch you fly
Oh how I love to see you dance
It excites me, this bloody romance
but
You'd best be careful what you do, or
I'll burn the heart out of you
You look so clever in that suit
So terrified for your little pet, it's sickeningly cute
Look at you, trying to be so tough, well
Put down the gun now, Daddy's had enough
Don't underestimate what I'll do, or
I'll burn the heart out of you
I'll set the world on fire x8
I'll set you on fire
Too.

Burning

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Yes. I went there.
Original song (c) Rihanna
Lyrics:
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in CCTV screens
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see my shiny car
That’s when I’ll kidnap you
For a quick drink or two
Because
[Chorus]
When Sherlock needs help we’ll help together
Told you I’d be here whenever
Said I'll watch my weight for you
Even though you’ll still like me chunky too
When the murders seem to clutter
And life makes you start to mutter
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
These governmental things, don’t make up for the happiness you bring
You're part of my entity, we’re both for Queen and Country
When the elections have passed away
And we’re sure of Korea’s stabili-tay
Again we can meet, and sleuth between the sheets
Because
[Chorus]
You can run into my car
It's OK don't be alarmed
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
[Chorus]
It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

Mystrade's Umbrella (Rihanna Cover)

http://www.mediafire.com/?qjvtgdp58ueue5a (DOWNLOAD LINK)

Request by jam-and-severed-heads on tumblr: "Hey, could i ask you a really big favour? Could you maybe possibly write a song about what goes on in Sherlock's mind, like what he thinks of people/ how misunderstood he is. i mean he's got to have emotions somewhere right? :)"
Lyrics + Chords:
Am / C / G / F
My mind flits from grey to grey
I’ll never let go of the things you say
You’re disappointed but I don’t see
How empathy’s supposed to occupy me
My mind flits from blue to blue
It shouldn’t hurt me to disappoint you
You’ve done your research; you’ve seen me through
I thought that was enough for you
Am / G /F
So what am I to do?
What kind of answer would satisfy you?
Chorus
G / Am / G / C / Am / G
The doctors told me I would fall
My heart is too small
My heart is too small
But if the criminal’s caught by the end of the day
What more is there left to say?
My mind flits from red to black
There are lives at stake, what’s the use of tact?
You joke around but you don’t seem to see
The effect you have on me
And how am I to say
All the feelings I can’t convey?
Chorus
Am / C / G / F
So give me the case or give me the cocaine
Stop looking at me, I know its strange
I’m not strapping bombs to people’s chests
What more do you want, have I passed your test?
Am / C / G / Am / G / F
My mind rebels at—stagnation
My body at any close sensation
I’m afraid… of nothing
I’m afraid… of boring.
Chorus
My good doctor tells me to stand tall
He says, “Your heart is not small
Your heart is not small,
And maybe, if you let yourself feel
You might actually feel real.
You might actually feel real.”

Real

http://www.mediafire.com/?0l5z2j084jpdl0w (DOWNLOAD LINK)

So, I'm in love with Dark!Molly. And someone requested BAMF!John, which I tried to sneak in there at the end. So I put the two together and out came... this?

LYRICS

Whisper, darling in my ear
You, treat me like a fool
But its me who knows you best

Did you like Jim I know I did
Such a riot, decent kid
But Moriarty’s not done yet

CHORUS
So listen close, I’ll only say it once
Sherlock you have six shots
And only one gun.

Oh listen close, your warnings gone and done
You’ve had your time to hide
Now run.

Bodies, laid bare are such
Beauties, isn’t breathing boring
On that, I think we agree

I can, do things with my
Hands, you don’t even know the words for,
Come look and see.

CHORUS

(The things that we could do
The things I’d do to you)

And now bursts in a Watson, come at his master’s call,
Look here, it‘s just not the best time, kidnapping and all
What, dear? Surprised that Molly has such claws?
And that’s the best part – you can’t see through me at all...

Also - if anyone's looking for any superb Dark!Molly fics, I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend 'The Anatomist' by rosa_acicularis. http://rosa-acicularis.livejournal.com/30916.html It is actually my favorite piece of Sherlock fanfiction ever, and I mean EVER.
So, yes. Enjoy!

Molly's Revenge

http://www.mediafire.com/?uoqfqu6ipgbwwnp (DOWNLOAD LINK)

This is undignified shmoop and I have no excuse for it.
However, it think it's one of the cleaner songs I've done recently...
LYRICS:
There’s a mystery John
I think you’ll love it
Lots of chasing
And creepy puppets
221B can wait for a while
And when we get back,
we’ll both be laughing
And you might forgive me
For what I’m lacking
I just never find the words
But broken whole or in between
Our eyesex will go down in history
CHORUS
I took too long, I made mistakes
But I’m sorry John, I knew you’d wait
Sherlock Holmes is not the same
Without a Watson at his side
And you are the one, I—
And you are the one, I—
What’s wrong with loving
The intellectual thrill
Of solving the crimes
that’ve gone stagnant and still
There’s not much that can keep me occupied
But when the boredom comes
Creeping in
You open the window and
Let the sun in
Do you do the same for Sarah?
And it’s dull that you haven’t noticed yet
When we have each other, our lives are set
CHORUS
You may be not as smart of me
But I have a high opinion of you
You’re a tiny ninja wrapped in lumpy sweaters
And you’re my best friend that is true
And you are-
You are-
I took too long, I made mistakes
But I’m sorry John, I knew you’d wait
Sherlock Holmes is not the same
Without a Watson at his side
And you are the one, I—
And you are the one, I—Adore.
Adore.

The One I

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Did I... Yes. I think I just did. Album and idea cred to <a href="http://cockwagons.tumblr.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://cockwagons.tumblr.com</a>/. I don't think you comprehend what you have done.
LYRICS:
Where’s your crowd now?
I’m c-coming out
Jim from IT its true
Need a picture of you
Your face right now
Oh your pet is my pet now
Westwood and tie
How Molly would sigh
You solved all my crimes
Oh how I love your mind
Don’t even try
Ready for those laser lights
Cause you know that Sherlock I
CHORUS
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll
Blow stuff up until you love me
Mori-Moriarty
Baby there’s no other
Consulting criminal like me
Mori-Moriarty
We could have such fun
Come on now admit it I’ve won!
Baby we’ll be famous
I’ll just cause crimes until you love me
Mori-Moriarty
Screw Scotland Yard
I left you my card
Carl Power’s shoes
Were a nice touch it’s true
If I say so myself
But I could do so much more with your help
But if you take
Just one more step
I’ll be less than devout
I’ll burn your heart out
This has been fun
I’d suggest you put down that gun
Cause Daddy’s had enough now!
CHORUS
I love to watch you dance around London town
This network of mine no where else can be found
Won’t stop, for anyone
I might be bat-shit but it’s so much fun!
CHORUS
(Sorry for being sharp on some of the choruses. I'm working on that...)

Moriarty (Paparazzi... Sherlockified)

http://www.mediafire.com/?s06ns017z57s5sd (DOWNLOAD LINK)

So. This is exploring the whole Seb-and-Sherlock past-relationship thing. Kinda a character study, but I Seb's still an ass, I think.

Better Off

It’s just a game we played in school
I broke his heart, he broke the rules
Just a boy I once knew
Just another boy to screw

But we’re older and we’re colder
And I swear you’re not a day grown
From the day you shut down your heart
Made love a petty moan

And yet you looked so crushed
When I pushed you out the door
I don’t need your glassy eyes
You’re so fragile when you’re bored

CHORUS
So get gone, go home
I’m not the one, you’re better on your own
So don’t you haunt me it’s not fair
It’s not like you asked me to care
Funny how you never wanted love until it wasn’t there

Your skeleton in my closet
Is the prettiest by far
I’ve collected brains and money
But never such a heart

My wife may be a beauty
But she just doesn’t break
Like the way you do when you walk in here
And I tell your doctor it’s all fake

CHORUS

You can tell yourself it’s all your fault
That you’re a freak and that’s the end
That’s the best part
Knowing you actually cared

CHORUS switch-up
So get gone, go home
you know damn well you’re not alone
Don’t you haunt me it’s not fair
you’ve got your doctor now to care
Funny how you never wanted love until it wasn’t—
Never wanted love until it wasn’t—
Never wanted love until it wasn’t
There.


Yeah. Seb's still an ass.

Better Off

http://www.mediafire.com/?5sdwf7ydpn93wih (DOWNLOAD LINK)

What time is it? UKULELE TIME, THAT'S WHAT!

Lyrics:
I tried to write you a letter
From the places I roamed
I tried to write you from Paris and Morocco
I tried to write you from Rome

But the words were all tasteless
All dust from my bones
So I sent you no letters,
I sent you no letters,
I knew I couldn’t come home

It doesn’t matter,
It doesn’t matter,
It doesn’t matter at all
I need no distraction
My plans are in action I
Need Moriarty to fall
Before I think of coming home at all

I tried to tell you I meant it
I tried to let it all out
I tried to tell you you’re not just another
But I couldn’t make a sound

Cause the words were all useless
All ink and no stone
I tried to tell you I meant it
I tried to tell you I meant it
But you wouldn’t believe me at all

CHORUS

Cases and crime
All of those times I needed you
Well I needed you safe this time

I’ll appear at 221b
With a cup of hot tea and hope
You’ll remember

How much you matter
Because you matter
You matter most of all

And surely you’ll see
This was necessary
Moriarty
couldn’t be allowed to continue any longer
And I rather think these years have made us stronger
You might slog me or snog me but I’ll just
Be happy I made it home

I need to stop writing songs about Reichbach. But I can't. BECAUSE IT GIVES ME ALL THE FEELINGS.

Home

http://www.mediafire.com/?qhzry2187ldpu39 (DOWNLOAD LINK)

Sorry it's been so long! Christmas shrock hopefully on the way... but for now... a song about Sherlock and drugs yay!

LYRICS
Just another day
Just another night
Just another case
Just another high

My hands shouldn’t tremble like this
But the violin sounds so sweet
When I play it like I do my veins
Like the strangers on the street

Don’t ask where I’m going
Cause I’m already gone

CHORUS
I don’t need a heart, I don’t need a soul
I just need a moment, a backdoor
Don’t want to die here, growing old
I’m the final call
You’ll call me when you’re done
You won’t take a moment, a moment
To see what I’ve become (what I’ve become)

Just another case
Just another crime
I guess I’ve gone too far again
I told you I’m fine

Let them live their petty lives
As they lie and lie and lie and lie
I’ll become untouchable
No one will even cry

Don’t take away my poison
It’s the only cure I know

CHORUS

With or without
High or sunk below
You say I’m moving too fast
But I feel so slow…

Fast/Slow

http://www.mediafire.com/?89fae7hwylxsocy (DOWNLOAD LINK)

I'm so sorry it took so long! This might or might not be a Lestrade/John. You know. For the fandom lulz.

LYRICS:
You have a mad flatmate. He's important, I can tell
But he's married to his work and it's just as well
For I think you're rather adorable
Even if your jumpers are horrible
And I suspect you killed the cabbie who rung Sherlock's bell

He has a great flappy coat which is more than I've got
But it kills me when you stand there like you're useless when you're not
You're not his Moriarty
But you're very vital to me
Even if you're in love with that fantastic sot...

CHORUS
Oh John
I'm just a DI
Nothing fancy a far cry from what you live with
Oh John
I can't help but stare
And admit that I care
A bit more than I should

This isn't another drugs bust there's no need to glare
But maybe if we could talk in that corner over there
Oh never mind Sherlock will deduce what I say anyway
Look here I just thought that you might be kinda gay
And I am too
And I like you
And God I'm making a right old mess of things...

CHORUS

So dinner with me
Away from 221b
How would that be?

CHORUS

Just a DI

http://www.mediafire.com/?67wt0v2z89krd0l (DOWNLOAD LINK)

I'm so, so sorry.
Original song Jesse McCartney, le duh.
LYRICS:
[Intro:]
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
You said you were going to get the milk
Instead you went off to meet Moriarty alone
Why can’t you see, that’s a bloody stupid thing to do
When your blogger will always be here for you
[Chorus:]
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
There are cabs we have to chase
There are criminals to hold
I won’t let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
Yeah
You might need time to think it over
Get it through that bloody brain of yours
Do not delete:
We’re partners in crime now
We’ll make the bad guys cry, c’mon let’s try
[Chorus]
Am I crazy for wanting this
Never thought battle was the thing I’d miss
But come on now we’re wasting time
I can’t see things the way you do
But I know that you can see it too
We’re unstoppable side by side
[Chorus]
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
There are cabs we have to chase
There are criminals to hold
I won’t let another minute go to waste
I want you and your skull
I don't want any other pretty face
I don't want a kitchen without mold
I don't want my gun to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful skull
Ooooooo
Beautiful skull, yeah
Oooooo, yeah
Your beautiful skull
Yeah

Beautiful Skull (Jessie McCartney Parody)

http://www.mediafire.com/?418mt6dsat49d9d (Download Link)

Here it is: my Reichenbach contribution. Hopefully it gets us through the oh, next months or so?
(As if we'll ever get over Reichenbach.)

Also: Katie Volker made a cover of it, which you can check out here: http://soundcloud.com/katie-volker/1895-1

LYRICS:
They follow me in patterns in my pulse in the wall
On your blog and in my head like some desperate siren call
In the pages of your notebook in a dying woman’s cry
Oh what the hell’s so special about 1895?

I’m used to violence in the night but now my dreams are numb and black
Like I’m falling then I’m flying but you don’t have my back
The numbers swarm inside my brain I fear they’ll never leave
Oh why does it feel like two years after 1893

CHORUS:
I’d never leave you behind
But there’s a shaking in my stomach
Water crashing through my mind
Oh I’d never leave you behind
But Moriarty’s calling
And I am falling down

He carves my name into the sky like some ancient battle lullaby
The date is burning acid in my heart and crowding up my eyes
I’d kiss you on the stomach but I’m afraid you’ll only bleed
Ink and numbers where I touch you when I finally concede

CHORUS

[Please let me wake up before I hit the
Please let me wake up before I hit the
Please let me wake up before I hit the ground] x2

CHORUS

1895

http://www.mediafire.com/?ab1uuy2szdotvt1 (DOWNLOAD LINK)

Dedicated to my friend BottaBotta, or penpalswithowls.tumblr.com. Go look at her blog; she's cool like bowties and stensons are cool.

LYRICS:

I’m the big daddy cat in this spindling city
All the little criminals on their knees before me
Last one to Sherlock Holmes is a sucker
But I just can’t be bothered oh I just can’t be bothered

Don’t worry about the charge it’s all on me
Poor Mister Richard Brooks, why won’t you let him be
It’s unfortunate you’re getting rather ordinary
Rather ordinary rather ordinary

I owe you a fall

Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain
Do I own secrecy or tell stories to children?
Oh Mister Boast-A-Lot, the king’s gonna doubt you
And then I’ll have got you and then I’ll have got you

Don’t worry about the charge it’s all on me
Poor Mister Richard Brooks, why won’t you let him be
In a world of locked rooms I’m the king with the key
Come look and see, come look and see

Cause I owe you a fall

Watch me dance, watch me turn, watch me
D-disappear x2
Watch you dance, watch you burn, watch you
D-disappear
Watch you dance, watch you burn, watch you
Disappear, disappear, disappear

Cause I owe you a fall

http://www.mediafire.com/?l3jthw4tb3dnf9c (DOWNLOAD LINK)

RachelDavis8 requested some Mystrade, and I adored the line "not my division" in Reichenbach, and that made... a very very pissed off Lestrade? Enjoy. :D

LYRICS:
You’d think New Scotland Yard would appreciate precision
How many times can I say it? It’s not my division!
It’s like a pack of lemmings who can’t seem to make decisions
Fuck it didn’t I just tell you, it’s not my division?

Next man who tells me it’s my problem
I’m gonna shoot right in the eye

Mycroft Holmes is bad bad man
I won’t let myself get mixed up with him if I can (help it)
Umbrella so suave thinks he owns the world
I’m too old to have a crush like a little girl

Next man who tells me its Him on the phone
Is getting kicked right in the nuts

You’d think Watson could keep his detective on hand
It’s not my problem and I won’t make a stand
But he better well look before he damn well leaps
Next crime scene he tampers with I think I’m gonna freak

Next man who tells me he’s solved the case without us
Better duck lest he start to cry

Next problem given to me when it’s not mine
Somebody’s gonna die
Except not really
Cause that would be bad
As a DI
Fuck it

Not My Division (or Lestrade and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day)

http://www.mediafire.com/?g3ue6zjm8644tk1 (DOWNLOAD LINK)

Because. I can't help myself, okay?
When I get sad I imagine Sherlock Holmes as a retired crabby old gentleman in Sussex cooing to his bees and yelling at his neighbors before airing all their dirty laundry and almost blowing up his cottage because EXPERIMENTS and Watson visiting him and being like "Dude, what?" and then they have tea and Sherlock hints that John must be lonely all by himself in a house that reminds him of his dead wife and isn't the practice taxing maybe he should relax in that armchair in his house FOREVER and then Watson shakes his head and puts on his hat and promises to visit again the next day.

(And eventually moves in with him. Though that didn't happen in the books. I don't care. THEY ARE CRABBY OLD GENTLEMEN CACKLING TOGETHER AS THEY HOBBLE AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE MARKET HAVING SOLVED SOME MYSTERY BEFORE SOME MORE INCOMPETENT POLICE OFFICERS AND GOING HOME FOR TEA AND HONEY AFTERWARDS. OKAY? OKAY.)

LYRICS:

Oh I know one day that we’ll have to pay the fees
For our crazy life of danger; it’s what science decrees
They’ll tell us to slow down and take our pills
But if there’s any two to tempt Fate, us two will
Why not retire with me, my friend, I can keep bees

All your friends will have wrinkles on their cheeks
And all my old enemies shaking loose as leaves
And we’ll run we’ll run as far as fast as we can but
We might not have the legs to catch the man
But retire with me my friend, the running won’t cease

CHORUS
Oh, oh oh
Let’s keep bees
In a little cottage
In the middle of the trees
But near enough to the city that we can
Still bring those criminals to their knees
Oh oh oh
Let’s keep bees

I can see it all quite clearly
You, in a wicker armchair
Watching the sea
While I go sprawling on my hands and knees
Trying hard as ever to never please
Oh retire with me my friend, I won’t make fun if you wheeze

CHORUS

Oh I know we’re already growing old
You, with your aching shoulder
Me, constantly cold
So forgive me for mentioning it a bit too soon
But I’d love to spend the rest of my days with you
Retire with me my friend, we’ll howl at the moon
Oh retire with me my friend, and retire soon

Let's Keep Bees

Not My Division

0.00-0.25 Psychosomatic 
0.25-0.43 The Name's Sherlock Holmes 
0.43-1.13 Consulting Detectives
1.13-1.32 I've Got One Friend; You.
1.32-2.22  I'm Not His Date
2.22-2.48  IOU
2.50-3.15  Rooftop
3.19-3.32  A More Permanent Destination
3.34-3.59  Don't Be Dead
4.02-4.12  I'm Still Here 


The Ballad of Johnlock

http://www.mediafire.com/?sbzywd60bvn9z5r (DOWNLOAD LINK)

So credit to this goes entirely to Kaitlin (missingmymind), because she's the one who wrote it and I had a laugh reading it and said I'd sing it and she gave the go ahead and this was fun except when I was sick and kept disturbing my dorm-mates because I kept singing it.
BUT OVERALL IT WAS SUPERFUN.
So this is the embarrassing parody of a popular pop song turned Shrock for 'A Bit Not Good,' which ends the compilation. (Four compilations! 32 Shrock songs! That's... a lot...)

So without further ado.

LYRICS: (By missingmymind! Plus some mild switch-up via yours truly.)

Hey Watson won’t you look my way
I can be your new addiction
hey Watson what you got to say
on your brothers sad affliction
I’m a lonely consulting detective who needs a friend
I’ve found out that
everybody talks
everybody talks
everybody talks

CHORUS
it started with a whisper
when he became my blogger
moved right into Baker Street
I can hear the chit-chat
John and I just laugh
at how stupid people can be
when everybody talks back

hey Watson you could be my drug
you could be my new prescription
too much, get me an overdose
I’m so bored, the wall gets bullets
oh my my
shit
everybody talks
everybody talks
everybody talks
too much

CHORUS

Never thought I’d live to see the day
when everybody’s words got in the way
hey Watson, Moriarty’s here
all I’ve given you is fiction
hey Watson now I have to fall

CHORUS
it started with a whisper
when Moriarty talked the kid’s book
had tea right there in Baker Street
You will hear the chit-chat
John please just laugh
I have one more trick up my sleeve
and everybody talks back

everybody talks
everybody talks
everybody talks
back

Everybody Talks (About Sherlock) - Neon Trees Parody

http://www.mediafire.com/?chs16wawir2dc7c (DOWNLOAD LINK!)

So NotDarkYet (http://oneoftheexactsciences.tumblr.com/, or http://soundcloud.com/notdarkyet) came to me with ideas and guitar chords in her magical pocket and we collaborated on this song. It's complete domesticity and Sherlock-and-John bickering, which was really fun to write: I wrote all of Sherlock's parts, and she John's. She came up with the basic melody, and I the chorus, and then we fiddled around and viola! Enjoy!

Also in terms of compilations (cause I like to keep my Shrock songs tidy, I guess), this is the first on the new one called 'Oh God, Yes.' Just for reference. :)

LYRICS:

J: There’s never any milk in the fridge
and no beans and no toast
and if there’s tea
it’s probably contaminated with Sulphide.

But being out of milk is not even the worst thing
cause you play your bloody violin in the middle of the night

When I need the sleep cause I have to be
in the surgery at 6
and Sarah will kill me
if I fall asleep at work one more time.

S: I don’t even sleep I don’t understand
How in just one moment when I turn my back
My chemicals are down the sink
And the livers in the trash
 
And if my mind is a finely tuned machine
It’s no wonder milk keeps slipping out of it
 
You’re always going to the pub when I need you here
And staying around when I want you gone
You need to replace your crappy phone
And stop complaining about what I’ve done wrong
 
CHORUS
J: You always do less than your share of things to do
Why do I put up with this, living with
You?
 
S: You’re so stuck in the mundane you can’t even move
Why do I put up with this, living with
You?

J: You know it’s your turn to do the dishes
and it’s been for the last three weeks. 
and, christ, what is that head
still doing in the fridge?
 
And I can’t even bring my girlfriends home
cause you are always rude to them and I’m single again faster than I can blink.
 
And no, I won’t send another text for you
and I won’t hand you that bloody phone
you can find someone else to pass you a pen
if I catch you with my laptop once again.


S: The dishes are boring, cleaning's boring
You're always asking me to do things that are dull
And when life gets exciting again
You say you want to watch crap telly instead

But I know that's not right because your hands doesn't tremble any more
And your leg is doing fine

Stop irritating me about the solar system
Or pointing out my lack of care
If you're so concerned about it
Why do you still live here?

CHORUS

S: Stop letting Mycroft in the flat
He's annoying and ruthless and getting fat
Fatter than he was anyway
By the way, he's still convinced we're gay

(While John goes)
Its manners to let Mycroft into the flat
It'd probably be easier if you didn't call him fat
He's not as fat as he was anyway
Does he still think we're gay?

J: But nothing ever happened to me before you came around
And I don’t think I can go back now

S: Cause you may be annoying and you may be dull
J: And you may be a mess and talk too much to your skull
S: But there’s not much that I can guarantee
Other than bored you and I will never be

J: You're a brilliant madman, the best I ever knew
That's why I put up with this
Living with you

S: You're my best friend, my only friend, it's true
That's why I put up with this
Living with you

You're my best friend, my only friend, it's true
S + J: That's why I put up with this
Living with you

Living With You (with NotDarkYet)

DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.mediafire.com/?14r78g3cef75aqa

So I've been sitting on this one for a while. It was actually the first one I wrote for 'A Bit Not Good,' but I was never satisfied with the recording, and never got around to redoing it until recently. One of the trickiest vocally, I think...

Anyway, it's centered around Sally Donovan; what I consider a little bit of a deeper look into her perspective on Sherlock. I've taken liberties with the canon, obviously, so forgive a poor Shrocker for her creative liberties...

I originally wrote it while fooling around on the uke and then realized the finished song was much too dark for my instrument of choice. Fun fact. Enjoy!

LYRICS:

CHORUS:
I’m the protector, it’s my role
I’m in control
I’m in control
I am—in—control

You’re a monster don’t you dare play soft
There is not one man on this earth who is not
Who acts the way you do

And knows all the things you know
You understand Moriarty because your alike souls
Waiting for the light to get old

I’ve seen it all before,
“Loved ones” brains spilled all over the kitchen floor
All because you got too bored

You’re a freak see if you care
I bet you’ve never needed to worry about feeling scared
Or lost

But I know one of these days that you’ll break
Like my brother back when my ma and I had no escape
Dreams leave me heaving in the night, so afraid

And if it comes down to it, if Lestrade can’t do it
If everyone else  is cowering and afraid of the stains
I’ll put the bullet in your brain

If it comes down to it, and I know it’ll come down to it
If John Watson’s body lies in a drain
I’ll put the bullet in your brain

CHORUS:
I’m the protector, it’s my role
I’m in control
I’m in control
I am in control

CHORUS 2:
So don’t you tell a soul
These doubts will eat you whole
These monsters will eat me whole
If I’m not in control

You’re a monster don’t you dare play soft
There is not one man on this earth who is not
The exception you are not

There Is Not

(Download Link!) http://www.mediafire.com/?docse4l7duz5v5z

I've actually had this on my computer and have been sitting on it for a while - sorry, lovelies! Enjoy!

LYRICS:
Ah, look at all the boring people
Ah, look at all the boring people

Sally Donovan files reports late at night she knows no one will read
Feels like a dream
Waits at the crime scene, wearing the face that she keeps in a job by the tape
She wants to escape

All the boring people
What idiots they are!
All the boring people
What idiots they are!

Good old Mike Stamford, writing the words to a lecture for which no one will care
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there
What does he care?

All the boring people
What idiots they are!
All the boring people
What idiots they are!

Ah, look at all the boring people
Ah, look at all the boring people

Sally Donovan sneers at the faces she passes, each one and the same
Who does she blame?
Good Mike Stamford, wiping the ink from his hands as he picks up the phone 
No friends are home

All the boring people
What idiots they are!
All the boring people
What idiots they are!

All The Boring People (Beatles' Parody)

DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.mediafire.com/?t58kk27p22fra83

So remember when people asked for MorMor?

Yeah, well. How about some super depressing one-sided post-Reichenbach MorMor?

LYRICS:
Good night, sleep well
Hope it’s not boring in Hell
I remember your sofa and the way it meant nothing
To you why would it mean a damn thing to me at all

What did you think I would do?
Something big and drastic, like a fool?

Did you expect me to

CHORUS
Cry?
Or die?
The lies
That you told me are the reason I survive

I was never lost
So don’t you dare say you found me
I kissed you I tasted
The blood in my mouth
I said let’s get away
I bet there’s other games to play
You slapped me across the face
Said there’s no one else
Like him

And I’m not him
Bizarre or brilliant or worth your time

I bet you wanted me to

CHORUS

At least call me by my name when you fuck me over
At least Sherlock’s life is over
At least I’m still a one-man show
And you’ll never know
No you’ll never know

That I wanted to 

CHORUS

And I survive

Survive

I asked Frauke ages ago to write me some Mystrade and I'd already forgotten about it when she handed me those lyrics a few days ago, so ... surprise Mystrade!
(I would write Mystrade myself but I somehow fail miserably every time I try ... I love this ship with all my heart though and I'm secretly the biggest 'At Least There's The Football' fan ever)

The lovely artwork is also done by Frauke (click to have a better look).

Date The Government

Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?ojkwmhjpb5hoqh9

I needed some uke in the compilation "Oh God, Yes." Then Mycroft was suddenly singing a lullaby to get young Sherlock the fuck to sleep. But nicely?
Enjoy!

LYRICS:

Sherlock go to sleep
I am tired and so is Mummy
The frogs will be there tomorrow

Your questions do attest
To the intelligence you possess
There’s time for that tomorrow, but for right now close your eyes child

The world’s not that hard to dance through
Just take a partner and spin
Cast off if you need to
You faithful child, you just don’t know how to win

Why fake it through the day
If everything’s not okay
I’ll answer that tomorrow, but for right now close your eyes child

We are different
We see what others can’t
We feel what other’s don’t have to

Protect your heart Sherlock
Alone is what protects you
Alone protects me too

I’ll keep you warm and close
And in the morning we’ll have toast
But the morning is tomorrow, so for right now close your eyes child

Lullaby for a Young Scientist

http://www.mediafire.com/?31ctgc8fnxu0rgc (DOWNLOAD LINK)

More Irene Adler! Also alternately titled that-one-song-that-made-me-wish-I-had-an-electric-guitar. And an amp, come to think of it.

LYRICS
There’s only one person I can trust
Me, myself, and only us
We know how to work lust
Security, Security

CHORUS
I’m not a spider I’m just a designer
My mother died when she was thirty-four
I plan to live, to live forever
Isn’t that what all this is for?

Don’t you see
There’s only me
And security

Did it break your heart to see me lost
I’ll let you keep the memories, free of cost
Why won’t your mind just let me be
I’m above you; I’ve spent my life being above me

For security

CHORUS

You’re brilliant, so am I
I’m not hungry, let’s have dinner; or would that be a crime?

The woman who beat you x4

CHORUS

The Purpose of Pride

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