MADDIE: * Places, PLACES, PLACES, PEOPLE!!!!
M: * We gotta movie to make you FREAKS!!!
M: * ...Mew~!

[A group of monsters holding microphones, cameras, and studio equipment scramble around Sans's observatory. Maddie walks in front of the couch, facing Sans and the human.]

M: * Sans! Get up and move- hmm... Over there!
S: * aye, aye, cap'n.

[Sans gets up and walks to the side of the room, with two monsters quickly covering his face in makeup.]

M: * Sit right there, Sans, you'll look PERF in a moment.
S: * do i not already?

[Maddie stands in front of the human.]

M: * Okay, now you... in front of that camera right there!
M: * Ah! You look...! Hm!
M: * I'm... not sure if makeup can save you!
M: * Whatever. Establishing shot, boys! Get as much of this dump as you can!
M: * Filters on! Turn this place into a glittery pink garbage can!

[The lights dim, and the camera centers between Sans and the human.]

M: * ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!!! THIS LOOKS GREAT!!!
M: * Sans! Camera's rolling ...now!
S: * ...ahem.

[The camera slowly zooms in with Sans's lines.]

S: * "the end of your journey is at hand."
S: * "you will determine the future of this world."
S: * "human, you will be judged for your every action."
S: * "but not until after this brand new mew mew studios commercial for their new movie."
S: * "(please stop talking after this part sans..."
S: * "...you keep making jokes and it's wasting our precious footage...)"
S: * i think you gotta send this last part back to the writer's room.

[The camera zooms back out.]

M: * SANS!!!
M: * COMEDIC RELIEF IS ONLY ALLOWED WHEN IT'S IN THE SCRIPT, OK??
M: * STUDIO GOONS!! WRAP IT UP AND HEAD BACK TO THE STUDIO!
M: * Anywho~...!
M: * You're new around these parts, right, human?
M: * Have you heard of my brand new MEWVIE...?
M: * It's all about you! Exciting, right?
M: * And I'd love for you to STAR, of course!
M: * But first, we run humans through our training process first.
M: * If you die while fighting me, we give your soul to the QUEEN.
M: * If you survive... we'll just take your soul anyway.
M: * D'sat sound okay with you, mew~?

49 - INT. OBSERVATORY - EVENING

* IF NOT TO JAIL:IMPRISON ME, WHY:HOW COME YOU'RE HERE?

* MAYHAPS YOU HAVE--

*QUESTIONS-

*QUERIES--

* INQUIRIES!!

* KYA-HAH-HAH-HAH!

* FEAR:FRET NOT, DEAR FRIENDS:FELLOWS.

* IF YOU:THOU WISH TO FIND ANSWERS:EXPLANATIONS-

* FOLLOW:PERSUE ME!

* KYA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

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A long time ago, when the children of hometown were younger, they would all gather around the church and play. They'd do it so often that father Alvin got them a set of crayons for them to draw with. As the years went by and the children grew up, they didn't have the need to play anymore. Alvin gave the set of crayons to Toriel. They'd be more useful to her, especially since she's teaching a younger class. But one crayon was left behind.

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Track by: https://www.youtube.com/@CondorCrest

Original Crayollus motif by: https://soundcloud.com/rubiscman

Crayollus sprite by: https://soundcloud.com/s_dot_a_dot and me but mostly https://soundcloud.com/s_dot_a_dot

BR Ch4: The Marginal (Condorcrest)

no dialogue get fucked kid eheheheh
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1) The character replacing Ralsei is named Arachna and THEY are a ROYAL astrologist astronomer something. 
2)Arachna is like Chara but North America
3) Old acc is dead cuz google blocked it AGAIN I WILL JUMP OFF A CLIFF
4) Music made by Karl Cucumber aka @prongl
5)Thumb by Kal
6)Repost pleas so people sub to this acc

Burgly ~ ALPHAGLYPH

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another mashup
i have a ton of old unfinished ones so ill probably upload them later

U.Z Inu - ONE BAD BAD DAY

https://file.garden/ZtXpoxfU3xpOoqmp/cookie%20%20ice%20palace.png

ice palace area theme, chapter 6 is my favorite part of this take honestly ...

kris is alone in this thumbnail but they will be joined by someone familiar through all of ch6

inspired by the work of @update2022

❤︎ Into The Cold

NIGHT FELL UNTO THE SETTLEMENT AT THE LAKE'S EDGE .

AND TWO CHILDREN SNUCK OUT OF BED , 
CHASING MYSTERY .

THEY RAN TO THE EDGE OF THE FOREST ,
AND AS PREDETERMINED BY FATE ,
THEY SLIPPED INSIDE .

THEY WERE ENVELOPED
IN DARKNESS .

" Kris, it's so... dark in here...", SAID THE FIRST .

" Are you sure we should even be in here...  "
" I don't feel... safe. "

INSTEAD OF WITHDRAWING FROM THE SHADOWS ,
FOOLISHLY ,
THEY CROSSED FURTHER INTO THE THRESHOLD BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARK .

INTO FATE .

" KRIS. ", FIRMLY STATED THE GIRL .
" C'mon, there's nothing IN here. "
" All of this place must have been cleared out years ago after the war. "
" It's just a hollow expanse of void . "

" It'll stretch on forever, and to be honest, we should probably leave before we get lost down here in this compound forever, haha!!  "

HER LAUGHTER WAS SHRILL ,
A THIN VEIL.
COVERING HER TRUE FEELINGS OF FEAR FOR THIS PLACE .
BUT THE SECOND DID NOT BACK DOWN
THEY PULLED OUT A BOOK ,
AND READ OFF THE PAGE


BUT NOBODY CAME .

THE SECOND FIGURE SAID SOMETHING QUIETLY , 
BEFORE FOLLOWING THE GIRL'S DIRECTION 
AND TURNING AROUND . 

BUT THEN...!

" Kris, stay very quiet. ", THE FIRST HUSHED THE SECOND . 
" There's someone... Standing there, in the doorway. "

" ... "

JUXTAPOSING HER LAST ORDER TO THE HUMAN ,

THE GIRL CALLED OUT TO THE FIGURE .
AND HER ANSWER WAS RETURNED WITH HANDS .
COUNTLESS DARK HANDS SPRAWLED OUT OF THE DARKNESS ,
REACHING OUT FOR THE HUMAN SHE HAD TOLD TO HUSH .

THEY WERE CAPTURED WITHIN MOMENTS .
AND THE GIRL SCREAMED , THE BARITONE ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE SHADOWS .
" KRIS!! " SHE SCREAMED.
" LET THEM GO!!!"
SHE TURNED TO THE FIGURE
AND IT WAS SUDDENLY BEFORE HER
GLARING WITH BURNING RED EYES .
" I AM TRULY SORRY . "
" BUT IN THE GRAND GAME OF LIFE ,
A VESSEL IS REQUIRED . "
" YOU , DREAMER "
" SHALL BE MY KNIGHT . "
THEY STRUGGLED .
" YOU MAY NOT ENVISION YOURSELF IN SUCH A ROLE NOW , "
" BUT ANY MIND CAN BE
RECONDITIONED "
THE GIRL PULLED HER SILVER BLADE FROM HER POCKET ,
AN EVENT UNFORESEEN.
AND SHE LASHED IT INTO THE FIGURE .
A GASH WEAVED DOWN HIS EYE .
AND THE HANDS RETURNED TO DARKNESS .
THE DREAMER DESCENDED ,
AND THE GIRL LET HER BLADE FALL .
BUT ONE SHOULD NEVER LET DOWN THEIR GUARD .
THE FIGURE LATCHED ONTO HER WITH FINGERS MALFORMED INTO TEETH
DEVOURING HER INTO DARKNESS .

" BUT PERHAPS . "
" I CAN SAVE MYSELF."
" THE HASSLE."

THE DREAMER RAN
AND RAN
AND RAN.

THE GIRL SCREAMED AFTER THEM
BEGGING THEM TO SLICE THE HANDS HOLDING HER, WITH THE FALLEN BLADE THE DREAMER HAD JUST PICKED UP.

BUT THEN THEY WERE GONE.

AND THE KNIGHT
AND HER DOCTOR
FELL DEEPER INTO SHADOW.

WHERE SHE WOULD BE MALFORMED
AND RESHAPED
AND HER MIND SHIFTED AND BROKEN
UNTIL SHE FIT THE MOLD

OF HIS ROARING KNIGHT

MY KNIGHT.
SHE WOULD SCREAM.
SHE WOULD SCREAM, AND BEG.
AND CRY OUT INTO DARKNESS.
BUT NOBODY WOULD COME.

EVERY ATOM OF HER BEING WOULD SHATTER
HER MIND ITSELF TORN TO PIECES
BUT EVERY TIME . . . HER BODY REFORMED.

SHE WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
AS EVERY FIBER OF HER BEING WAS RIPPED APART AND PULLED BACK TOGETHER.
FAUX VISIONS OF HER OWN GRUESOME DEATH
UNTIL SHE WISHED IT WAS REAL.

UNTIL SHE QUESTIONED WHETHER IT WAS.

AND IT WOULD GO ON
FOR YEARS.

UNTIL HE

UNTIL I

WAS SATISFIED.

UNTIL DECEMBER ,
STRIPPED OF HER IDENTITY
WAS FITTING TO BE MY ROARING KNIGHT .

THE HAND OF THE KING OF DARKNESS .

A WORTHLESS COG IN THE MACHINE .
IS THAT A SATISFACTORY BEDTIME STORY FOR YOU, MY ANGEL ?
AN OPPONENT MADE JUST FOR YOU.
I AND YOU OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE CHESSBOARD.
WHO WILL WIN ? 

Music by: @RazFraz
Written by @device_star
Writing Tweaks by @RazFraz & @rothenotmale

DEATH

* WHAT DO I SPY, WITH MY DIAMOND EYE?
* VISITORS? OH PLEASE. LET ME CLARIFY.
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Composed by @razfraz
Art by @romstred

The Coliseum ~ ALPHAGLYPH

* (The sand is pulling you in.)
* (In the midst of the panic, something resonates in your soul…)

* (Press [Z] to DASH through ORANGE attacks.)

♪ BURIED DYNASTY

* HELLO THERE , TRAVELER !
* YOU MUST BE QUITE STRONG TO BRAVE THE ICE PALACE ALONE .
* OH , ME ?
* SURELY YOU’VE HEARD OF THE “ DRAGON BLAZERS “ , NO ?
* THE LEGENDARY PARTY BROUGHT TO PUT AN END TO THE GREAT CALAMITY . . .
* WITH ME , THE HERO , AT THE HELM !
* OR . . . AT LEAST THAT’S HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE . . .
* MY ATK ! MY MP ! MY DF ! 
* THEY WEREN’T HIGH ENOUGH . . .
* . . . SO THEY ABANDONED ME . . .
* . . . BUT THAT’S OK .
* I’VE BEEN GRINDING HERE FOR SO LONG . 
* SOON , I’LL SURPASS EVEN THE DARK LORD HIMSELF .
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This is the theme for the HERO, Chapter 4’s companion character that will help you brave ths Ice Palace.
Track by boomboom64
HERO sprite by MurkstheMime

A HERO

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U.Z Inu - ONE BAD BAD DAY

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