Super Secret Boss - Bonslick The Wicked !!

Secret Boss Frenzy (Part 2)

meeeeeeeh might as well make it public. There is one missing though, was working on it and prob workin on it rn

things I need to cover one day

game & art by sadbread

https://gamejolt.com/games/Mike-Game/677985

"* NOBODY C4R3S ABOUT THE TV 0N MAN!!!
    TH3Y J#ST WANT TO SE3 THE MAN ON TV!!!"

DELTARUNE - LAUGH TRACK (v1)

𝟱 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗪, 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲!

1. they are scared shitless of THE KNIGHT, hating the creation of dark worlds 
2. the BLUE SOUL floats through 'space' constantly. like the egg reverie zone. press z to alternate between moving up and down. 
3. their special attack is a fullscreen platform game 
4. has a cord stuck to their ass. but where the hell does it lead to?? 
5. after that, we keep flying through 'space', and ASTROCHEW realises theyre going nowhere and the battle takes place in a repeating background.

the planets disappear, then the stars.

then ASTROCHEW, too overwhelmed... EXPLODES.

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inspired by ZET's ch. 3/ch. 5 ideas  

voice lines from richard nixon/smash mouth

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stay tuned for a while, i'm going on a vacation around asia. after that, i'll release the tracks leading to THE KNIGHT!!!

DELTARUNE (Ch. 5) - THE FINAL FRONTIER

Cornilluis (ft. Grungus P.)

Saucy Secret Boss (ft. Jingletron)

* THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I WAS EVIL, AND CRAZY!!!! [AND PURPLE] THIS ENTIRE TIME!! MUAHAHA

I WAS EVIL THE WHOLE TIME (ft. Grungus)

Thumbnail by me
Original by https://soundcloud.com/broom-341991746/reeltoreel please go check it out
This composition is INSANELY good, I feel similarly about it as I do to Thorns of Agony
broom is very talented

wanted to cover this since the original was made in jummbox, and back when i used it, i had always wondered what stuff would sound like fully instrumented out

not that i assume broom would want the same, its just kind of a self serving thing im doing with something i really like a lot

this is my first track with my new headphones, so let me know if the mixing is weird

[Intermission] REEL TO REEL (Arrangement)

(*The streets are completely empty and dark).
(*There is no way something bad could ever happen in here).
(*You are filled with the power of having no common sense).

The Slums

(A small red boot comes out of nowhere).
(It only deals 1 damage).

*WOOOHOOO!!!

*epic skateboard entrance* (P.S it's actually really pathetic and slow).

DOOOG RAAAP!!!

*low quality explosion, somehow*

* CHILL OUT LITTLE MAN, IF I WERE TO USE MY PURE, SHEER, TREMENDOUS STRENGTH AGAINST YOU, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN BLA-BLA-BLASTED AWAY, HYA HA HA!!

* THE NAME'S BONSLICK THE WICKED, THE COOLEST, STRONGEST 

*AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HANDSOME, DARKNER EVER BEEN

*HOWZIT GOIN' EYYY?!?!

...

*YOU AIN'T MUCH OF A TALKER HUH?

*AIGHT, TO THE POINT

*YOU SEEIN' THESE SLUMS?? THESE ARE *MY* SLUMS 

*AND *I* DON'T THINK IT'S VERY *COOL* OF YOU, TO WALK 'ROUND LIKE THAT

*'ROUND MY SLUMS, BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

*SINCE YOU A LIGHTNER, I'LL LET YOU PASS *FREE*... IF YOU BEAT ME ON A SKATEBOARDIN' RACE

*(WHICH IS A TOTALLY RIGGED DEAL SINCE NO ONE HAS EVER *BEATEN* ME BEFORE)

*SO WHATCHU' SAY?
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A Darkner/Secret boss based on Papyrus's missing (stolen) special attack?! That makes absolutely no sense!!

Meet Bonslick "The wicked", a darkner whose personality is only based in being cool. Long ago, he was a normal "Bonely" (this hypothetical chapter's basic enemy),one day he was promised an amazing amount of power and future, but was suddenly kidnapped, and brought to... someone else instead...

BONSLICK THE WICKED !!

[After winning the race]

*NO!! NO!! NOOOO!!

*Y-YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, HUH?!

*YOU THINK I'M SOME KINDA JOKE OR SOMETHIN' KID?! FINE, GET OUTTA HERE!!

*T-THIS IS THE LAST TIME THAT SOMEONE TREATS ME AS IF I LIVED IN A DUMPSTER!!  

*I-I'LL SHOW YOU!! I'LL SHOW EVERYONE!! I'LL SHOW THEM HOW COOL I REALLY AM!!

*AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YA'LL GONNA GET BLA-BLA-BLASTED AWAY, KID!!

*Bonslick ran away*

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Wow what a sore loser. I hope that doesn't go more beyond tantrum, like, idk, having an ultimate revenge plan or something

This one is not a fight theme, it's a race theme. In this scenario, you race against Bonslick in a little obstacle course made by Bonslick himself full of traps. However, those traps can hit Bonslick too, so it's a pretty fair and easy game for Kris and the player.

Gotta' BLAST!

*(You hear a passing conversation between two Bonelys).

*How sad... That guy really seemed to have a bright future, it's uh... such a shame it ended the way it did, don't you think?

*I mean, the guy was an obnoxious and pretentious bonehead. If anything, i think it was all a big setup to make himself look more interesting.

*Like... faking get kidnapped? The day of the awards? idk man, don't you think that would be too much?

*But you heard what he said when he came back out of nowhere. He was almost... preaching? About what he supposedly "saw" wherever he was, making himself look like an adventurer and a survivor. But it was just a bunch of nonsense, and he got mad when no one was putting their attention onto him.

*What he saw... You think it really happened? That he saw... Beyond the dark? That he survived to...

*Nope. It's all crazy talk to me, he clearly was trying to look cooler in front of everyone.

*... Still, it's a shame.

*... I guess so.
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Can someone teach me how to write more natural dialogue? no? ok

Sometime after your encounter with Bonslick, you come back to the same alleyways and notice that suddenly some Bonelys appeared on it. I wonder what's all the fuzz about?

Missing

*It seems you're gonna have a BLAST.

*BON-BLASTER THE GREAT - An ABOMINABLE creature formed by the SHADOWCYSTAL//GRR, LET'S SEE IF YA'LL KEEP LAUGHING AFTER THIS ONE AWOOOOOOH!!
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Woohoo! Secret Lyrics time (they're kind of hard to follow in the track, sorry):

THE DARKNESS AROUND
I WILL BLAST IT AWAY
WHOEVER GETS IN MY WAY
I WILL BLAST EM' AWAY
AT THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
WHERE THE ANGEL RESIDES
THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS
I WILL BLAST HIM AWAY

Also Thank you guy SO MUCH for the amount of views and likes FRIEND INSIDE ME is getting, i really appreciate it :)

BLASTED AWAY

What?! A zone with 2 acts? 
This one takes place inside the saloon itself. Don't start a fight!
This may or may not be inspired by the Star Wars cantina music

Arid Saloon Act 2 - The Glonk!

I love this one. It goes so hard.
I like to think it would play while Glonk gets chased by a bunch of rabid hillbillies

Glumbonian Rodeo - The Glonk!

Something completely different !!!!!!!
I had the honor to help work on a track for my friend's secret boss for Deltarune,,, so this is completely out of what I usually do, and I'm quite proud with how it came out !!

FLP DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HJaGq4CrbN5ZDkWHdIoPblvMjRtAjD9_/view?usp=sharing

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Official video: https://youtu.be/Rw2s-Gf44Fs?si=1thQOypYZpHUJCb8

Thank you to the following people for helping throughout the writing process:
Marineflames: https://linktr.ee/marineflames
Rata: https://twitter.com/crackratArt

Gnomon Glissade

Maybe i'm back, maybe i'm not, who knows.

Still not comfortable with being called Mercair, please try not to.

BLASTED AWAY

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