AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

You had the choice to quit before you started, and you didn't take it. I hope you're happy now, fuckhead.

Beat by Lexnour
Everything Else by Me

Norm of the North just hit me on a text
Last night I chopped off his fucking head
Then I put my ear to the pot, there’s some beef brewin’
Looks like another challenge for me to beat you in

If you wanna talk shit then stick to your story
Look at this message where you said that I was awesome
Eddie brought this guy up from the bottom then he dropped him
Say it to my face if you want a fucking problem

I’ve heard your spiel a thousand times, I’m bored of it
Rap Battle King at 16? Cool bro, I was doing normal shit
Corny bitch, it’s over now, my power’s been brought to my eyes
And if you can’t do the same then why not just commit-

GRAAAAGGHH
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK
It’s diss season and I know that you’re feeling the heat
It won't be pretty if I see this kid in the streets
Glock leave you dead silent like your last battle’s release

I won't rest until this cunt dies
You're a keyboard warrior while I've been on the front line
Just check my street cred, you're a social reject
All my FRBs? Wrecked! And this punk'll be next

I really hope you ain’t thinkin’ I’m afraid of ya
Don’t make me go buy a plane ticket to Australia
I’m fucking sick and tired of the bullying
So now I’m going fully in

[Hook]
Now I’m getting Sweet Revenge
Step up to me and you’ll meet your end
I’m usually a peaceful man
But now I’m unleashing the beast within
Waaaaalk
Don’t taaaaalk
I’mma get out my fork and then eat you like pork
Don’t fuck with me again

Sweet Revenge (WalkAwesomeMovies Diss)

Boris vs Penguin Demo Old Beat

Red Guy Vs Truman ORIGINAL LYRICS DEMO

Why did the chicken and frog cross the road? To get to the 24th AORB of course! Seriously though, welcome to the 24th AORB, where we got the arcade legend, Frogger, going up against the mobile game that's nearly the same as it, Crossy Road. Who'll cross the road, and who'll win? Listen and find out!


Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D34LtH-zOBCCma8rZCbd0EZDxcVfQnKad7xWG0jPDuk/edit?usp=drivesdk


Frogger vs Crossy Road - Acting Out Rap Battles

Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

Hanzo Hasashi (Mortal Kombat) VS Caleb Quinn/The Deathslinger - Dead by Daylight VS Anything 

Swizkii as The Deathslinger

JustGamer as Scorpion

Writing by CornCob7178 

Mixing by ClarenceTheDuck

Art by FulmonThe and Grasman

Thumbnail by WeThink

Produced by DiamondStyle

Scorpion: 
Slicing through my rivals; Turning them into geysers
Only time I lose a life is giving it for the Shiria
But then I rose from the ashes blazing through players like a virus
Just to condone violence, and spend time scathing at an Irishman? 

Challenging me was a mistake, luckily you’re not worth feeling my blade
I would’ve assumed that you were Shang Tsung with the writer’s room attempt at a copypaste
Make like your leg; And brace yourself, for when you’re once again buried in the Leftovers Tier
I only need to mention to a helpless teen to make you Get Over Here!

Our intentions were vengeance (Restless) but neither of us can chain a connection (Dreaded)
Cuz you sold your inventions, and spent the direction on the men that you dreaded (Pathetic!)
And once all your success was met with Caleb vanished, along with his relevance
While you were lost to the fog, there wasn’t left a single mention

Deathslinger:
Out of all the bounties I’ve hung this is the right guy;
Who spent an eternity dying for his lovebug but died to a fucking fly?
I’m the Top Dawg, of Dead Dawg you’re dead meat, in my lodge
You best get The Hell out of Dodge before you’re dislodged like Bayshore!

You’ll feel your heart-beat, as I reel you in closer, burning from my flows, but I thought you were used to exposure
With how much you cry other your dead son and wife I can’t decipher how much your throat hurts
This incests more of the Netherrealms cash-cow, you’re just mad cuz your head is a madhouse
Scorpion’s always on the front, how can he only get over to the background?

You’re figure is translucent I see and I shoot through it
Choices ain’t ruthless, they stupid; Like how Quan-Chi fooled ya, it’s just an illusion 
While you’re doomed in my pursuit you’re still abused by Ed Boon 
He’s making ya worse with each reboot leaving you more useless than a Hex: Boon

Scorpion:
Caleb Quinn is a tale about an immigrant, so grim that when it came to family graves, he was filling em
But when it came to filling boots he was only fit for embarrassment
Fitting that not finishing your nemesis landed you imprisonment
Catching Henry? You nailed every hit; Bullies in sight? You’re high-tailing it!

Deathslinger: 
Looking like an Instagram Reel? You’re kidding if that’s supposed to get me shook
Though if you’re losing kin, skin and appeal, then let me give you The Hook
Despite your hard-on for CQC, you’re nowhere near me
Killed your own hype, with the little appearing this draw ended with a Hara-Kiri

Special Thanks too:
Auryngamer
ClarenceTheDuck
Cody Carrick
FulmonThe
Smegmeg
TravShark
TomPuffs
Qhello

Scorpion VS The Deathslinger (ft. Justgamer & Swizkii) - Dead by Daylight VS Anything

Matt Raichous as Scooby-Doo
Clever Chaos as Garfield
Mixed by Near
Beat: Curtains by Dansonn
Written by EatMoPizza and Matt Raichous
Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

I knew I’d have to deal with some creepy freak again
But I see you’re no ghost; you’re not dead, just deadpan
You act so lifeless in every one of your strips
I’d be more frightened by your creepypastas than your quips

Sleuthin’s top dog ’gainst the top lasagna hog 
Not a proper icon, just a bulbous-eyed con
Memes and merchandise are the only things keeping you known
Clinging to your relevance like a plushie in the window

Should have sent Odie instead to get a fairer bout
Even I’d lose my appetite when selling out to Paramount
You’ve got no appeal with the newer generations
While I’m known across the nation as CN’s spooky sensation


This ain’t a hydrant, so quit taking the piss
You’re not solving mysteries, you’re playing coppers with some kids
So don’t drag this onto my street, I’ve got the shots to end ya
Though I’d say you dodged a bullet getting dropped off at Velma

Listen, I’ve lead a lengthy legacy of lethargy
but even speeding on all fours you won’t get a leg up on me
When you tend to flee, screaming at each feeble phony freak
Chop you into five puppies, you’re running like Air Buddies
 
While I’ve been livin’ large since I hit papers the seventies
Get more laughs in my sleep than you running on ABC
Clueless mutt, ya really think you’re ranking up there with the greats?
Looks like the weak’s about to start again; I hate this Mun-Dane


With each new iteration, you fail to appeal
This fat cat stacks cash like our monsters are real
With your creepy CG incomplete, we’re learning it’s true
That every single new creator is just as lazy as you


Like Nicky Flowers in a battle, ‘cause I’m ranking at the highest
While you’re stuck pushing up daisies, disappear like Garfield Minus
‘Cause this tabby’s stuck in tabloids, I’m a prime time pup
Sitting in your recliner’s the only time you get a leg up

On the air for half a century, catching criminals with ease
Grabbing greedy grimalkins with speed Garfield’s never seen
While the only thing this glutton’s ever caught’s a couple Z’s
But tonight you’ll get some exercise running away from me


HB barely bears a name this day and age
Talking down about my shows like your reboot’s all the rage?
I’ll bash your straight to DVDs straight back to VHS
You hold onto relevance ‘bout as well as you do your girlfriends


It’s been decades since a single viewer called you groovy
Warner finds you so taxing that they’d write off a finished movie
But didja think that flick would top the box office at Christmas?
Please, a single Sunday paper would have been a bigger hit

Even spiders bother me less than to hear you spitting
This “timeless” classic’s dated, left wondering “Who’s S-s-scared?”
But I can answer what they’ve been asking since the beginning
“Scooby Doo, Where Are You?” To be true, no one cares.

Scooby-Doo vs Garfield - Verses Mode (ft. Matt Raichous and Clever Chaos)

Hey all!

STARRING 
Quizzique as Berdly  
JustGamer as Scott The Woz 

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Anywaywell 

Mixing and Mastering by:
EssZee

Thumbnail by:
Box 

Berdly:
Who is this man that stands in the presence
of someone that's anything but imperfection?
and so handsome too, but that needs not a mention.
I’ll have him reported and sent to detention!
Kris! Please watch closely and step back, there’s nothing to scared of
When I serve him like a Wendy’s employee, time to Square up!
Mr. Scott The Woz, I got awful lot 
to go off upon on how your thoughts are flawed
On RPGs, pardon me? You best knock it off!
Not hard to see why your TV spot was dropped!
You'll lose this, unlike your V-card, so how does it feel, fool?
that I'm running circles around you, and cleaning house like Steel Wool!
You’ve copied AVGN for what seems like Borderline Forever
I guess it’s true what they all say: Nerds of a feather flock together!
I’m the Queen’s best! Halbird equipped! And It’s ready to cut you off like your stubble
but, you’re pretty used to having Blue birds give you trouble (heh).

Scott:
Hey all, Scott here! And I gotta say I'm quite surprised 
I didn't think I'd meet the embodiment of r/niceguys 
But closer look on how people react to him, and I learned something 
I see how you’re a gamer, Berdly, all you do is push their buttons
Now, The game’s afoot let’s Take a look 
at every single game I could leave a faker shook  
With vids I’ve written so consistent any way I could
while Noelle made sure that your grades were good
And let’s talk about her;
You won the spelling bee, cuz she never spoke 
Then fast forward, say you love her friend, 
and she made sure you’re the one who choked!
I’m watched by millions online, no lie on the scale of my success
While you’re so unremarkable, you blend in crowds like “Oh s%#&, Gex?”
This GameBoy needs his handheld and if you think you're Ballin’ in rap
Well, you can ask Polybius what happens when I’m up to bat.


Berdly: 
If that’s the best you had for me, You're pulling my leg like the Madden Curse,
It’s a fact, this nerd has vegan friends and they’d pack more beef if they spat a verse
If you're seen by Millions, Scott, then going on trending should be easy as pie 
But it doesn't take a genius like me to see that your vids aren't a Gamer's Delight 
I’m sure to leave you thrown out like Wii U’s out of your window when I show my flow 
But then, I mean, who'd tune in every week to see a dude who's from Ohio?
It's quite apt what JonTron called you when he saw what your fanbase committed.
Cause who in the world would buy merch from someone who sounds like a terminal illness?

Scott:
Still tryna be fly? Well, I am surprised considering how you often you tried to save face
So why does a guy that’s wise, in his mind, end up like his puzzles - out of place?
Every time you had something to prove, it went down the Toilet like Zip-lash, it’s true 
It's sad you thought the Queen was a gamer, but the only thing that she played was you!
You had some good intentions but your end goal, I must say, are boring
Making a Dark Fountain's not a way to get The Lightners Roaring
So, before I pull the plug, I’ll make like Snowgrave and give you advice 
Next time you think of battling me, be prepared to be put on ice



Next time:
Wild Cards (Ft. ThatAdorableFox)

Berdly Vs Scott The Woz - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

happy clover day or whatevah 🍀🌈

riggy the runkey vs dat boi teimunity rap battles

Buckethead as Riggy 
Danii as Dat Boi

Beat by Epistra 

Written and Illustrated by Teimunity 
Mixed by Korekitten

Graphic Design by Clarence the Duck

Riggy • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

Hi I’m Riggy! Riggy the Rabbit Monkey!
A frog on a unicycle? And I thought MY concepts funky
This linkup is lame, so make like Pepe and croak (HA!)
No need to worry: I’ll add this win to my list of episodes
But since I’m half rabbit, I’ll hop on this beat
No legs to stand on, you were made a treat
This toad really don’t wanna roll on my street
Cus buddy, if you're feeling froggy, then leap! (Weeeee!)
Dissecting this frog like it’s biology 
But the kids paid you no thought 
Made like your distant cousin Kermit
And finally fell off! (BYE BYE!)
When your missing with the runkey, you best hop off
Because right now I’m convinced that Alex Jones wasn’t all wrong
You think you’d pick up traction with a unicycle? You’re slow
Just like your forever looping song, we watched you come and go

Dat Boi • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

(srrkt, srrkt) Here I come. #1 rider
I’d say I’m rolling in. but you’re making me tire-d
I’m posted up. (yup) call me a flier 
What’d you expect, dude. I’m friends with SupaHotFire
make your cheeks rosie. like i was pounding on your hun
like. the hell is a runkey. dude? you act more like a dumb mutt
its short kings vs memers. you're my opp. we ain’t gon be buds
And since you're always floating. no need to say “oh shit, waddup.” (tru)
Short wars vs Meme wars. we’re taking this. no discussion 
So hide away from this battle. like susan hid dislike buttons
You have the mind of a sheep. so ill roll this chump into mutton
Then leave your head spinning stars. not talking ‘bout your concussion 
Let's be real. that “ARG” won’t help your pay raise
Your gradients dull, all I need to do is call Pepe
Lunch tables were getting steady. jamming out to my great plays
Make this the hunnid time. that Dat Boi was hit with dat “A Grade”

Riggy • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

No way Little Wheel think he’s tough, your verse was weak
I preferred when you were a gif so that you couldn’t speak
You’re saga is dead to me, not like anyone’s telling it
You somehow couldn’t “DANK” yourself into some relevance! (AY!)
Generations of legends and you're still the lamest one (AY!)
I might move like Doodlebob but I’ll give out some paper cuts (AY!)
I was on Game Theory! MatPat said you ran your course
Tell me how I packed this ancient laughing track in half a short?

Dat Boi • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

Yeah I think I’m tough. (yuh) Watch my pixels go 
Riggy’s moving like a. stop motion sticky note video
Your creator had a dream. that he’d make it to the top
Now you're only used for. YT kids content slop
You failed an IQ test. There ain’t no faking this 
I got a smoother flow than. Howard the Alien
I remain a legend. You’re legacy’s falling down
I’m not an auto bot. But Dat Boi is rolling out

merry saint patricks day, muntiy community

Berdly Vs Scott The Woz - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

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