Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

Hey all!

STARRING 
JoJoVo as Berdly  
JustGamer as Scott The Woz 

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Anywaywell 

Mixing and Mastering by:
EssZee

Thumbnail by:
Box 

Berdly:
Who is this man that stands in the presence
of someone that's anything but imperfection?
and so handsome too, but that needs not a mention.
I’ll have him reported and sent to detention!
Kris! Please watch closely and step back, there’s nothing to scared of
When I serve him like a Wendy’s employee, time to Square up!
Mr. Scott The Woz, I got awful lot 
to go off upon on how your thoughts are flawed
On RPGs, pardon me? You best knock it off!
Not hard to see why your TV spot was dropped!
You'll lose this, unlike your V-card, so how does it feel, fool?
that I'm running circles around you, and cleaning house like Steel Wool!
You’ve copied AVGN for what seems like Borderline Forever
I guess it’s true what they all say: Nerds of a feather flock together!
I’m the Queen’s best! Halbird equipped! And It’s ready to cut you off like your stubble
but, you’re pretty used to having Blue birds give you trouble (heh).

Scott:
Hey all, Scott here! And I gotta say I'm quite surprised 
I didn't think I'd meet the embodiment of r/niceguys 
But closer look on how people react to him, and I learned something 
I see how you’re a gamer, Berdly, all you do is push their buttons
Now, The game’s afoot let’s Take a look 
at every single game I could leave a faker shook  
With vids I’ve written so consistent any way I could
while Noelle made sure that your grades were good
And let’s talk about her;
You won the spelling bee, cuz she never spoke 
Then fast forward, say you love her friend, 
and she made sure you’re the one who choked!
I’m watched by millions online, no lie on the scale of my success
While you’re so unremarkable, you blend in crowds like “Oh s%#&, Gex?”
This GameBoy needs his handheld and if you think you're Ballin’ in rap
Well, you can ask Polybius what happens when I’m up to bat.


Berdly: 
If that’s the best you had for me, You're pulling my leg like the Madden Curse,
It’s a fact, this nerd has vegan friends and they’d pack more beef if they spat a verse
If you're seen by Millions, Scott, then going on trending should be easy as pie 
But it doesn't take a genius like me to see that your vids aren't a Gamer's Delight 
I’m sure to leave you thrown out like Wii U’s out of your window when I show my flow 
But then, I mean, who'd tune in every week to see a dude who's from Ohio?
It's quite apt what JonTron called you when he saw what your fanbase committed.
Cause who in the world would buy merch from someone who sounds like a terminal illness?

Scott:
Still tryna be fly? Well, I am surprised considering how you often you tried to save face
So why does a guy that’s wise, in his mind, end up like his puzzles - out of place?
Every time you had something to prove, it went down the Toilet like Zip-lash, it’s true 
It's sad you thought the Queen was a gamer, but the only thing that she played was you!
You had some good intentions but your end goal, I must say, are boring
Making a Dark Fountain's not a way to get The Lightners Roaring
So, before I pull the plug, I’ll make like Snowgrave and give you advice 
Next time you think of battling me, be prepared to be put on ice



Next time: I CHOOSE YOU!!!
(Ft. Toony Loony and Langle)

Berdly Vs Scott The Woz - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

JustGamer as The Riddler

TaigaTonic as The Hijacker

Beat by: ENNWAY
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Additional Writing by: ENNWAY and ItsNugget
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Matt Raichous, SIR Rap Battles, and Rabi

The Riddler:
What do you get when you cross the top mind in Gotham
With a basement goblin who can’t face a problem
A broken dope fighting the woke for Coke
Who’s such a token Joker, that even it would shock him

Tried spreading a message but he couldn't confront it
Because no one seemed to care about his Dr. Whodunit 
And for with scheming through screens we’re one in the same,
But the button to change his channel is how they’re Catching my Waves

While I was running the streets of Gotham
He was running a stream that people weren't even watching
And I'm leaving marks without any question
He stooped in the news 'cuz he knew they'd forget him

But what I wonder’s on why it’s so odd to see
Him wear the face of anti-corp hiding with hypocrisy
So Riddle me this! If you're seeking to help
What's the point of the mask when you’re deceiving yourself

Max Headroom Highjacker:
Oh jesus…
You're a freaking nerd that's my conclusion
Just leave (groans) 
You've ranted on longer than my entire intrusion

I’m a Rap God and that verse was dog shit
But I guess it makes sense when you’re all Logic
Shined the spotlight on yourself cause you were one they weren’t watching
When you tried to topple the tops of Gotham, but botched it

You look down on the people cause you see them as dimwits
If you think you have a great mind, then you’re falling to your sickness
Should see a hospital if you're wanting answers
Zodiac ain’t the first time you’ve crossed paths with cancer

Achieved mass reception then had no repercussions
While your intellect only had you riddled with punches
Had feelings for your partner but it ended in a mess
Because your love is fading and I still see your X

The Riddler:
May have escaped the FBI’s attempts to follow you
But through the eyes of a mask you’ll find it's a hollow view
So go on and answer! I know you’re rather quick witted
Why would they care when you barely even did shit?

Though, congrats! You got away with it, i guess, so well played 
But sorry teach, you did that for dry video essays 
To find the freak on the screen not in the right headspace 
Who thought his cheeks were a scene good enough to collect fame

Now seen as a mockery so your glove is left dirty
Just a troll left alone talking more Bull than Swirsky
So when the World Greatest News comes and forget you just see it
Be considered just another time you’ve been left beaten

Max Headroom Highjacker:
(Hush!) You still got Questions to solve there rookie
Kidnapped Catwoman and still got no pussy
And claim my masterpiece was sad to see while you turn tots to tragedies
You need a Shining Knight in armour just to go back to sleep

Stopped breaking cases when he got a mace to the face 
And tried to become a Private Eye, but it was made into waste
Now whenever you’re outsmarted you're stuck in denial
Screaming “HOW’D YOU SOLVE MY GOOGLEABLE TRIAL”

So how about a change of pace and you answer my question
Who’s the man challenging his mind with more than depression
Creating new iterations to make his relevance stronger
That beats his story more to death than what he did his daughter

The Riddler vs The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle! Ft. JustGamer

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