Due North of Kalorama, where Nebraska meets Connecticut,
There's a little pizza parlor where the Obamas ditch their etiquette,
Eating hot dogs on a deep-dish, like the ones in Chicago.
Then, after dark, the shindig starts in the bunker down below.

It's a Deep-State pizza party and the DNC's all there,
So gather up your groomer friends for an elite D.C. affair. 

Although there's MAPs aplenty, it may still be hard to seek
This hideaway speakeasy if you don't know Wikileaks.
The hustlers in the pool room don't play games with any cues, 
But pour a drink for poor Seth Rich, who left plenty of clues. 

It's a Deep-State pizza party and the DNC's all there,
So gather up your groomer friends for an elite D.C. affair. 

At the backdoor, strangers simply use the password, 'Frazzledrip' 
And Carlos Danger leads them on a subterranean trip. 
A revolving wall leads down the hall as tables disappear,
To a secret stairwell tucked behind the one-way bathroom mirror.

It's a Deep-State pizza party and the DNC's all there,
So gather up your groomer friends for an elite D.C. affair. 

Slick Willy's in a blue dress on his sax to lead the band,
As the hanky girls yank visitors off to Never-Never Land.
There's Peter Pan and Wendy, Johnny P. and Big Mike too, 
While Hillary feasts her eyes upon a Spirit Witch's brew.

It's a Deep-State pizza party and the DNC's all there,
So gather up your groomer friends for an elite D.C. affair. 

The Lost Boys yearn for a swift return to Mexico or Kyiv,
But a taste of Chef Tony's walnut sauce and they never seem to leave.
There's Forrest Gump with a hand-held pump for Wilson on the right,
As Media Matters chatters to a Cambodian catamite.

It's a Deep-State pizza party and the DNC's all there,
So gather up your groomer friends for an elite D.C. affair. 

The night will be concluded as the Feds all take the stage,
With lovestruck seventh-floor spooks shredding every guest-book page. 
Then Big Jim gets amnesia about the whole lurid event, 
For if this fever dream were real, he might still fail to prove intent.

Yeah, a Deep State pizza party and the DNC's all there,
So gather up your groomer friends for an elite D.C. affair. 

Deep State Pizza Party

Albert X. Jonze