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2018 edition of tears of suffering

Extreme Levels of Extreme Levels

f e b u l a

Memes 11

this is the shit that i do when i'm bORED AS FUUF

TeamFortressnimals

200 FOLLOWERS TURN UP
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGVhsdGdGMZO739BUWYfB0Q
subcribb and like : )))

Real life joke

Well here you guys go. Thank you to everyone who participated, everyone who submitted something got in. I would say sorry about you guys that didn't get your tracks in on time, but i gave you two weeks so you aren't even allowed to yell at me. Anyway, i tried to get it so you could hear everyone at least once. I'm terrible at EQing, but whatever this isn't really serious or anything. Enjoy.

Soundcloud Family Bonfire

I told myself I'd stop but I didn't listen

Crank On Me

Dearly Beloved Krispy Kreme

Sammi is not a Nintendo fanboi

advert: chekc this nigga https://soundcloud.com/modems/mii-channel-has-too-much-lean-in-it

Song is: ENEMY AC130 ABOVE - DEIMOS

SammyClassicSonicFan

Soundclown Party

Throwback Funk

The Bangafish Jam

Thank god for Uptown Funk and its adaptability.

FIXED VOCALS:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gsstsli47gtkif7/Feel%20Good%20Funk%20%28fixed%20pitch%29.wav?dl=0&s=sl

Background:
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz (you should know that by now)

Feel Good Funk. (fixed vocals version in desc.)

A new lawyer is in town, and he BEELIEVS in is clients!

OBJEECTION!

See the video here https://youtu.be/qS8aIYlsuI4

You can help Ross and the Ulbricht family by visiting https://freeross.org


the gavel came down and gave me this prison for a house
now I'm starin' at the wall chillin' out with my friend who's a mouse
my mother's outside telling people everything she saw
how they take your whole life and rip it up in the name of the law

but I'm not scared what happens to me
cuz I'm aware of who I be
and I stand my ground 
til the world bends around my room

every now and then they move me to the roof outside
where I breathe fresh air and let the sun soak up some of my time
my lawyer's on appeal but it costs an arm and a leg
y'see I got no choice because I'm locked up until I'm dead

Chorus repeat
Bridge

sometimes I think.. will it always be this way?
if I leave it's a crime but it's not when they force me to stay
it started with a good idea and now I'm stuck in my pen
and if they ever let me go I will never make a website again

Chorus repeat

Free Ross Anthem

I'm just staring at these empty cans that sprawl across my floor
I'm smoking dope in empty cans i got from corner stores
theres broken glass from broken pieces lying in my sink
ill wash them down with water getting harder ending blinks
ill hand with this old feeling treat it like another friend
we'll sit and watch some youtube videos, we're staying in
we'll feed a doggo playing looking good with new veneer
then end the night in covers whisper nothings in my ear

don't say its personal... I'm fine i can do anything
i don't need u... i don't need u

I've got bloodstains in my bathtub I've got vomit on my floor
I've got popov in my vomit smell it as i leave my door
I've got three cans of 4loko just to go and see yr face
going through it every weekend just to steven leave my place

its really just a doggo feeling shy about their teeth
I'm walking feeling fall i might just catch a falling leaf
ill catch it in my mouth and ill refuse to tear it up
ill take it home and put it on my table in a cup
i notice it looks good sitting with all this empty shit
ill clean up just a little just to show it to my friend
ill notice that theyre leaving but they leave their bags unpacked
they say its nothing major and they promise to be back

don't say its personal... I'm fine i can do anything
i don't need u... i don't need u

I've got bloodstains in my bathtub I've got vomit on my floor
I've got popov in my vomit smell it as i leave my door
I've got three cans of 4loko just to go and see yr face
going through it every weekend just to steven leave my place

100 gecs is dylan brady and osno1
cover image by Noah Wingren ( @noah-wingren )


100 gecs - bloodstains

Semi-Outdated Thun Thun Joke

the one that goes

based on the precious roy home shopping network

SiIvaGunner Home Shopping Network

Chip da Ripper Beat

it's been over a month and no one has made an unfounded revenge rip out of this until now
whoa

The most predictable "We Are Number One" joke ever made

this is my christmas special

We Are Number One but it's an original Flintstones joke

last we are number one meme
now on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5tEMiTxig

We Are Cruel Angels

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

This is my own version of that video from 2012. I'm sure the guy that originally made it doesn't mind that I fixed it.

Songs used:
Smash Mouth - All Star
Jun Senoue - Escape from the City

come on shrek it up (Remake)

sp0ng3t4l3 m3m35

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art, spongetale, oceantrousle, all belong to @keno9988iv

souljia template (where i got the snaps+perc since i dont have the samples): https://soundcloud.com/dj-memestar/make-your-own-soulja-boy-meme
oceantrousle: https://soundcloud.com/keno9988iii/spongetale-ba-ha-ha-oceantrousle-updated-for-the-last-time

Crank That Oceantrousle - Bibulus: Hell or High Water [Prepare to Fee Edition]

I made a YTMND site for this: http://keeponrickrollin.ytmnd.com/

Songs used:
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Keep on Rickrollin'

theres a reason to all these forest maze rips trust me

We Are Forest Maze

i learned how to autotune and this happened

Why hasn't this been done already?

賢 い ＵＬＹＳＳＥＳ 


2009年にosamuosanaiがはじめた歌と音楽のプロジェクト。 
2010年松山から京都に移住し、バンドメンバーが入れ替わりつつ活動を続けている。 
自分が自分であることの不思議さが音楽となって、例えば最高のパーティが全世界平和に繋がるとして、言葉とメロディとリズムに寄り添えるならば、仕事にいくときの/仕事から帰るときの短い一人の時間から、夢のなかで暮らしているぼんやりした白い世界の終わりと、時間の時間の時間の時間が繋がるはずです。 
全てのアイテムに奇跡があったはずです。 


たくさんある大柴さんの名曲の中で、この曲はぼくにとって絶対特別。みんなにとっても特別だろうけど、賢ユリでカバーしました。計三日間、京大西部講堂のスタジオで録音して完成しました。スタジオの中は宇宙船でした。 
小さい箱の中で、音楽を動力にして時間と空間を旅してきた。 
歌を歌っているとき、君は魂の乗り物。ハンドルもブレーキも要らない。ただ、光のように漂っていて、さっき踏み込んだものがディストーションだったか、アクセルだったか、もうわからない。 
もう何もわからなくなっても、不安は過ぎ去り、安心している。 
僕らは人間である以前に生き物であり、 
生き物である以前に循環する流れであり、 
円の縁をくすぐったときに生じる弛みであり、 
寄せては帰す波に恋心をよせる揺らぎであり、そして夢なのだと思います。 
この歌が誰かのこころで歌われたときに、思い出す夢の遊び場のうえで生きている気持ちがあります。 


歌、バッキングギター　長内納 
ドローンギター　Shinsuke Tada (supersize me) 
リードギター、シンセサイザー　飯島大輔（japkasai) 
ドラムス　fujico 
ベース　シャア（カルピス原液） 
トランペット　ban chao fan増田　（maher shalal hash baz) 
幻聴　中西亮太（宙空一派） 
合唱　全員＋以下のメンバー 
　yukikome (unizzz... ,Calme Adiction) 
　第六感コンピュー太郎（LEISURE） 
　太田和成 
スペシャルゲスト 本田未明（SUZMENBA） 

レコーディング　京大西部講堂スタジオ 
ミックス、マスタリング osamuosanai 


TUMBLR 
osamuosanai.tumblr.com 
TWITTER 
@coffee_ippku

耳の穴から入ってきて頭の中で遊ぶ （ミッシング箱庭cover）

Original: 暁Records - WARNING×WARNING×WARNING

[Scrab] BLOCK×BLOCK×BLOCK

will u go 2 the dance w me

MF KHAOS & DIZZY - WHAT IT IZ - PROD KEVINTHECREEP

Crapface - Alone

Robot Lettuce

If you want to reupload my soundcloud tracks, i am fine with it as long as you give me credit.

Robot Lettuce

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